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9 hours ago, futureman said:

this 2020 class is getting stale and herman is losing momentum by the day.  when is the next commitment? 

But seriously... With the 2020 class mostly locked up before the season even starts, the $9.95ers are going to have to manufacture some drama somehow. 

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Just now, Texasrocks said:

But seriously... With the 2020 class mostly locked up before the season even starts, the $9.95ers are going to have to manufacture some drama somehow. 

Nah.  Ketchum’s crew and 247 are lazy as fuck.  They just cash checks.  Dustin and Alex at OB are good.  But they don’t cover recruiting.  

Posted
31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I've never understood why people think trolls like futureman or Lavar Ball or any weirdass loudmouth dickhead who never says anything true or valuable is interesting.

But y'all live in your strange reality TV world I guess.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Zach Smith is just pissed because he was the first man ever rejected by South Austin's Mom.

Which is a shame because she probably could have found room for all $2,200 of his dildos. 

Posted (edited)
59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This is well put. futureman is a voluminous shitheel that adds little to no humor and even less insight. I’m all for humorous trolling. Maybe someday that dipshit will stumble into some of it. 

Probably around the same time you stumble into some adjectival originality, you pedant.

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In preparation for Eaton's decision today, here's were we are:

Committed (17):

Bijan Robinson - RB - .9913

Ja'Quinden Jackson - QB - .9685

Hudson Card - QB - .9685

Quentin Johnston - WR - .9680

Vernon Broughton - DT - .9613

Prince Dorbah - OLB - .9458

Jaylen Garth - OT - .9417

Xavion Alford - S - .9384

Ethan Pouncey - CB - .9360

Jake Majors - OC - .9309

Kitan Crawford - CB - .9278

Jerrin Thompson - S - .9243

Princely Umanmielen - 4i - .9162

Logan Parr - OG - .9096

Van Fillinger - SDE - .8884

Andrej Karic - OT .8742

Jaden Hullaby - ATH (LB or H) - .8701

 

Targets/Known takes:

Joshua Eaton - ATH (CB or WR) - Announcing Today - .8925

Josh White - LB - LSU Commit - .9377

Jaxon Smith-Njigba - tOSU Commit - .9700

Alfred Collins - SDE - .9356

LV Bunkley-Shelton - WR - .9232

Ty Jordan - APB - .8830

Javian Hester - WR - .9155

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Posted

I suppose the pinnacle of wit around here is beating Polynesian ties to death or the hilarity of punning. Anything else takes up too much brain time and diminishes all the "insight" that's going on.

Make way for the true geniuses who disdain irony or absurdism!

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I suppose the pinnacle of wit around here is beating Polynesian ties to death or the hilarity of punning. Anything else takes up too much brain time and diminishes all the "insight" that's going on.

Make way for the true geniuses who disdain irony or absurdism!

Tl;dr

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This is well put. futureman is a voluminous shitheel that adds little to no humor and even less insight. I’m all for humorous trolling. Maybe someday that dipshit will stumble into some of it. 

Dumb

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Per IT:

-Jaylen Garth suffered a serious leg injury in scrimmage last night. Had to be carted off.

-They expect Ty Jordan to announce within the next 5-7 days.

-The staff will hold spots for Ringo, Kimber, and Ransom. Maybe Rogers.

-Card, Princely, and Collins are expected to visit for the La Tech game.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Who would have thought there’d be an actual argument regarding futureman being a worthy member of the board. That’s like arguing that I contribute anything meaningful.

Your avatar is enough.

Posted
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The open post on TFB for OU today said Collins is visiting them Sept. 7th when they play South Dakota?  Yeah, I don't see that happening with the LSU game in Austin that night.

Collins visiting for LaTech when Card and Umanmielen are visiting isn't a bad thing.

Posted
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I suppose the pinnacle of wit around here is beating Polynesian ties to death or the hilarity of punning. Anything else takes up too much brain time and diminishes all the "insight" that's going on.

Make way for the true geniuses who disdain irony or absurdism!

Come on now.  

We set a very high standard for mom jokes around here. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Who would have thought there’d be an actual argument regarding futureman being a worthy member of the board. That’s like arguing that I contribute anything meaningful.

It would have to be among the 10% that haven't added his tired ass schtick to ignore.

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Posted
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This is well put. futureman is a voluminous shitheel that adds little to no humor and even less insight. I’m all for humorous trolling. Maybe someday that dipshit will stumble into some of it. 

Hear, hear!

Posted
24 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

The entire nation will be SHOCKED when the 388th ranked high school player in country announces where he will play college football. SHOCKED I tell you!

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