2019 Open Championship @ Royal Portrush

[LTtxfan 49358]

Just now, EMAWesome said:

First hole has already knocked Rahm and Fowler out of the running.

Damn Marshal needed to get out of the way of Rickie's first tee shot.... Bumped off Marshal to go out of bounds.

 Probably stays in if he gets out of the way...

[Captain Ron 12923]

21 minutes ago, pops said:

Azinger is insufferable. 

Too soon to call him a cancer in the booth?

[EMAWesome 101]

Thomas should get a two stroke penalty for wearing those pants.

[LTtxfan 49358]

26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Spieth hit the Fairway on hole #2 drive...... 😆

Spieth hits Fairway on #4... followed by pulled left approach iron shot.  That's two terrible iron shots into the green on consecutive holes...  DAMN!!

[Captain Ron 12923]

Sub-optimal start for Lowry.

[EMAWesome 101]

I'm not sure only losing one shot of your lead when there was at least a 50/50 chance of you losing three shots of your lead is sub-optimal.

[Captain Ron 12923]

A fortunate recovery. Hopefully he leaves that behind and can play another good round.

[EMAWesome 101]

Every club in Rahm's bag might want to notify its next of kin.

[LTtxfan 49358]

29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Spieth hits Fairway on #4... followed by pulled left approach iron shot.  That's two terrible iron shots into the green on consecutive holes...  DAMN!!

Missed Fairway on #5 left.  Hits green with iron on par 3 hole #6.  Solid drive in the fairway on par 5 hole #7.... 

Spieth hopefully gonna start playing better??

[LTtxfan 49358]

11 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Every club in Rahm's bag might want to notify its next of kin.

[EMAWesome 101]

At the rate he is going Rahm is bound to snap one of them over his knee.

[pops 7007]

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

[EMAWesome 101]

NBC takes a commercial break so their announcers can all tear the page with the "Brooks Koepka can become the first golfer to finish first or second in all four majors in a year" storyline out of their notebooks and into the trash can.

[Dewey 3294]

Will nbc replay the final round later today?

[LTtxfan 49358]

1 minute ago, pops said:

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

Yeah, 4 bogeys on first 4 holes has to have Brooks running hot.... 

[Captain Ron 12923]

Wait, did they just say Holmes and Koepka were waved up on the group in front of them? Are we in the upside down?

[Lat22 4018]

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

I wish he had a little meter over his head. 

[LTtxfan 49358]

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Missed Fairway on #5 left.  Hits green with iron on par 3 hole #6.  Solid drive in the fairway on par 5 hole #7.... 

Spieth hopefully gonna start playing better??

NOPE.... Spieth ends up with a bogey from the Fairway on par 5 hole #7.... DAMN

1 birdie and 3 bogeys takes Spieth back to -5

Edited July 21, 2019 by LTtxfan

[EMAWesome 101]

The only one on the course with a chance at beating Lowry today is Lowry.

[EMAWesome 101]

15 minutes ago, pops said:

Koepka 100% going to murder JB. Will be the most exciting thing of the day. 

Kind of a shame it will overshadow the wonderful golf Lowry has played all week. The plaque to commemorate it should be an interesting sight though.

[WhatTheBuck 28800]

Lol at Eric the pheasant. 

[pops 7007]

8 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Kind of a shame it will overshadow the wonderful golf Lowry has played all week. The plaque to commemorate it should be an interesting sight though.

I think they will just leave JB's head on an ob stake as fair warning to hurry the fuck up. 

[EMAWesome 101]

If Lowry can keep it together he can win this by Tigerish margins.

[LTtxfan 49358]

I'd keep playing... I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile

 

[EMAWesome 101]

Okay, we need something to make this interesting.  Everyone drink whenever Azinger mentions Lowry's grips.

[Blotto 23579]

Too bad there's not a big group clustered within a couple of shots of the lead. Watching them jockey in this weather would have been awesome.

[EMAWesome 101]

In addition to whatever prize money he wins Portrush should pay Holmes for mowing their rough today.

[phdhorn 6224]

27 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Too bad there's not a big group clustered within a couple of shots of the lead. Watching them jockey in this weather would have been awesome.

Well, Lowry is big enough as it is, and his jockeys are probably XXXL. <rimshot>

[Wally Fairway 5587]

JB Holmes having the round that Shane would have needed to have to make someone else the winner.

Edited July 21, 2019 by Wally Fairway

[UTexasFight 9528]

What’s slower than JB Holmes?

JB Holmes shooting an 80.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

Koepka rocking his high vis safety shirt today I see

[tbone_ 14166]

Holmes has issues today.

[EMAWesome 101]

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s slower than JB Holmes?

JB Holmes shooting an 80.

 

So you think he's going to birdie some holes coming in?

[TornACL 7722]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Koepka rocking his high vis safety shirt today I see

The Charlie Brown

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Holmes has issues today.

He needed to consult Tom Watson, who could play in this weather. 

[tbone_ 14166]

Too bad he couldn’t putt this week

[Lat22 4018]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol at Eric the pheasant. 

Missed opportunity for a “nice cock”  reference. 

[EMAWesome 101]

How bad must Rose and Fowler be playing?  Holmes is on pace for 82 or 83 and his group is keeping pace with them.

[LTtxfan 49358]

25 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s slower than JB Holmes?
JB Holmes shooting and 80.

With 5 holes left and Holmes already +10 on the Final Rd, there still might be an 85 possibility?? 

[Jive Turkey 12644]

Wish we could have had this weather for at least one other round. 

[Captain Ron 12923]

2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Every club in Rahm's bag might want to notify its next of kin.

One of Stenson's clubs coming from behind for the first notification?

[EMAWesome 101]

Yeah, I had the right idea but the wrong golfer.

[LTtxfan 49358]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

One of Stenson's clubs coming from behind for the first notification?

Shank-a-potamus on #17 for Stenson..... DANG

[TornACL 7722]

Iron to knee was the first good strike Stenson has had in a while. 

[EMAWesome 101]

LOL

Fleetwood pulls out a 3 wood.

 

Azinger--"I like this play it takes the bunkers out of play"

Fleetwood puts tee shot into bunker.

Azinger--"What a tragic mistake.  You can't put this tee shot into one of those bunkers."

 

Then why did you like his club selection so much then?

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

Even with the big lead, you can see how hard he has to work not to card a couple of doubles and give it all up. 

[UTexasFight 9528]

Wish we could have had this weather for at least one other round. 

Molinari agrees

 

[UTexasFight 9528]

NBC takes a commercial break so their announcers can all tear the page with the "Brooks Koepka can become the first golfer to finish first or second in all four majors in a year" storyline out of their notebooks and into the trash can.

Another commercial break coming so they can go dig it out of the trash

[pops 7007]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Another commercial break coming so they can go dig it out of the trash

Might be right.  Fleetwood is shitting down both legs

[TornACL 7722]

Can't even escape the mother fucking Imagine Dragons during a golf broadcast. 

Thanks NBC you shit birds.