**Austin Family Law (child custody) BADASSES**

[Cajun 11740]

I'm looking to make a short list of names on a change of venue case from Kerr County to Travis.

Current atty won't make the trip to ATX.

Complicated and contentios case.  I do not say that lightly.  I need to start having sitdowns with an atty here in town within the next two weeks.

Whatcha got Surly Abogados?

[Gil Bang 26020]

@scottsins.   That fucking dickhead Swam hae ex problems and he hired scottsins, and let's just say the problem "went away" if you catch my drift.   Dude makes shit happen. 

[pacman 7371]

Hornian

[UTPhil2006 3812]

@hornian is your correct answer.  Very very good.

[Bevo 13601]

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

[South Austin 52604]

10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

Sure, if there's a very large community estate that you don't mind pissing away on attorney's fees, Becky Beaver is your gal.

[TwiceHorn 31536]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

@scottsins.   That fucking dickhead Swam hae ex problems and he hired scottsins, and let's just say the problem "went away" if you catch my drift.   Dude makes shit happen. 

It was actually hornian.  Scottsins is primarily criminal.  He may handle some family, I don't know.  But it was hornian that kilt swam's ex.

[Hank Scorpio 17731]

Betty Blackwell. I know her. 

[That Guy 960]

Oh, you do know Betty Blackwell?

[luke duke 6414]

I guess that Spicy is getting spicy. 

[BearSchlong 8114]

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was actually hornian.  Scottsins is primarily criminal.  He may handle some family, I don't know.  But it was hornian that kilt swam's ex.

Thread?  I gotta see that.

[Cajun 11740]

37 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I guess that Spicy is getting spicy. 

Let my silence be my answer to that.

[Gil Bang 26020]

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Thread?  I gotta see that.

Swam's ex passed away. 

[Gil Bang 26020]

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was actually hornian.  Scottsins is primarily criminal.  He may handle some family, I don't know.  But it was hornian that kilt swam's ex.

my bad.  Hornian FTW.   

[TwiceHorn 31536]

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Swam's ex passed away. 

Yeah it was recounted by Swam several times, all old and older places.  Hornian obviously did not kill his ex, but she passed during a custody proceeding, mooting it in Swam's favor.

[Cajun 11740]

33 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Swam's ex passed away. 

Damn, I didn’t know Hornian was that good!

impressive

[South Austin 52604]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hornian obviously did not kill his ex

Why do you think this is obvious?

[Sbbruin 21888]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hornian obviously did not kill his ex, 

[tx 3 putt 77427]

Hornian - ninja law !

[Cajun 11740]

Austin-based attorney James Walker has been jailed after attempting to hire a hit man to kill someone, according to a police affidavit filed Sunday.

[tx 3 putt 77427]

What’s his surely name ?

[hornimal 80]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s his surely name ?

JamesLaw, duh.

[immortal13 4059]

On 7/11/2019 at 10:17 PM, Cajun said:

Austin-based attorney James Walker has been jailed after attempting to hire a hit man to kill someone, according to a police affidavit filed Sunday.

I like his commitment level. Impressive

[Cajun 11740]

I'm not looking for death, but this kind of commitment and creativity on behalf of the client is of interest...

 

[Cajun 11740]

In this endeavor, over a 10 year span, I have had sit downs with 11 attorneys and hired 4 of them.

Hornian and his partner were by far the most prepared (save one in SA who is a friend of mine and did some pro bono stuff) of all of them.  They ask the right questions, they take good notes, and most of all they clued into what was going on and what needs to be done fast.  Stuff I've had to explain several times to my current and former attys, and some still don't get it, Hornian and his partner got.

For now, I'll just leave it at that, because the beat goes on...

[gernblansten 3197]

On 7/11/2019 at 11:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

What’s his surely name ?

Surly, you jest.

[mulletpelini 5216]

On 7/11/2019 at 10:27 AM, That Guy said:

Oh, you do know Betty Blackwell?

[Lat22 4017]

On 7/15/2019 at 10:52 AM, Cajun said:

In this endeavor, over a 10 year span, I have had sit downs with 11 attorneys and hired 4 of them.

Hornian and his partner were by far the most prepared (save one in SA who is a friend of mine and did some pro bono stuff) of all of them.  They ask the right questions, they take good notes, and most of all they clued into what was going on and what needs to be done fast.  Stuff I've had to explain several times to my current and former attys, and some still don't get it, Hornian and his partner got.

For now, I'll just leave it at that, because the beat goes on...

Did you open the meeting with “muledick”?

[ROFL BOX 6649]

6 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Did you open the meeting with “muledick”?

I would have LOVED to see Cajun open with that as a singular word that is said as a paragraph, see Hornian respond simply with a silent grin & then the partner have this confused "Uh... what?" thing going on.

[Cajun 11740]

I'm saving that for court and the judge.

[williemackgarza 1826]

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

Ahh, mrs beaver is an assasin all right. High priced money churner yet very effective

[RPM 26354]

On 7/17/2019 at 7:20 AM, Lat22 said:

Did you open the meeting with “muledick”?

"Fuck Chip Brown"

[troph 24906]

Ahh, mrs beaver is an assasin all right. High priced money churner yet very effective

She’s got it right too, everyone knows she’s going to money whip you first your ex second and everyone is scared so she wins. I was corporate counsel for a company that was a major piece of an estate where she represented one of the divorcing spouses and when the emails came in asking questions there were no less than 5 people at her firm copied on the email. Her firm probably bills an effective rate of $2000 or more per hour when they are fully saddled up. That’s the exact right way to do it. Rake the money and scare the living shit out of everyone. FTW.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Knew someone going thru big d and beaver was opposing atty.
Deep pockets divorce. Got nasty.
Damn the amt of motions, requests, orders etc etc her office sent was at least 10-12 per week. Dragged out over a yr.
Cost mid to upper 6 figues or so i hear.
She is good though

[scottsins 1969]

On 7/10/2019 at 11:24 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Edited July 26, 2019 by scottsins

[Cajun 11740]

First hearing with Hornian at the helm today.

A ways to go yet, but with the "go 1-0" type mindset, this morining walking out of that courtroom it was...

 

No Ragerts on this hire.

[Cajun 11740]

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/80ef1d66-60ee-4baf-8911-395cb90ad750

[South Austin 52604]

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

First hearing with Hornian at the helm today.

Did he strenuously object?

[Cajun 11740]

No, but there was a Code Red in the courtroom bathroom after those Rita's tacos I had this morning.

Edited September 11, 2019 by Cajun

[pacman 7371]

6 minutes ago, Cajun said:

 

Judge had a tough time with it as well, to be fair.

lol, i bet

Texas judges must think all mothers are godly saints

Mother:

Texas Judge: I don't see any reason to not award full custody, alimony, and child support to mother. Father will get one Saturday a month, supervised.

Father's Lawyer: Your honor! She just overdosed in your court.

Texas Judge: I don't like your tone mister, make it one hour supervised on Saturday every 3 months!

 

 

Glad it is going well for you.

Edited September 11, 2019 by pacman

[tx 3 putt 77427]

Those tacos look legit 

[Cajun 11740]

They are.  Blow any taco you can get in ATX outta the water.  Sad that Kerrville f'n Texas has two taco joints better than anything here.

Now SA, well, that's a different story.

[Cajun 11740]

49 minutes ago, pacman said:

lol, i bet

Texas judges must think all mothers are godly saints

Mother:

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Texas Judge: I don't see any reason to not award full custody, alimony, and child support to mother. Father will get one Saturday a month, supervised.

Father's Lawyer: Your honor! She just overdosed in your court.

Texas Judge: I don't like your tone mister, make it one hour supervised on Saturday every 3 months!

 

 

Glad it is going well for you.

 

^^Accurate reply is accurate. If you or I had done the things this mother has done we'd already have been found in our cell after having "accidentally" fallen on a shiv  8 times.  

[MissingInAction 25187]

Do NOT say "tree fiddy" when asked what your assets are worth.

 

[South Austin 52604]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Do NOT say "tree fiddy" when asked what your assets are worth.

Like anyone would be enough of a dumbass to say that in a real courtroom.

[RollLeft 5045]

I was a runner for Ted Terry back in college.  He and Becky faced off quite a bit.  

[Bevo 13601]

What is Hornian's contact info? I need to help someone who is being harassed by CPS.

[ChickenSandwich 9852]

On 7/11/2019 at 8:55 AM, Bevo said:

I thought it was Becky Beaver with Hornian next in line.

She came through for by business pattern and his Colombian drug runner baby momma

[UTPhil2006 3812]

4 hours ago, Bevo said:

What is Hornian's contact info? I need to help someone who is being harassed by CPS.

@hornian

[Bevo 13601]

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

@hornian

Thanks.