Albert Haynesworth is dying and needs new kidneys

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

[Clackles 276]

* Albert Haynesworth is going on dialysis and needs a new kidney

[Bigbend1812 12896]

^^that

[Bojack 2073]

Derka, perhaps you can edit the thread title so anyone reading it knows they can donate just one kidney if they want to help.

[Bateshorn 9908]

I wonder if Dan Snyder is a match. 

[mr.goodkat 464]

maybe andre gurode can helps 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8803]

this is kind of trippy. I, like most here, had not heard Alberts name in 5+ years, and yesterday at lunch my dad tells me "you know theres nothing on TV so I watched the NFL's worst free agent signings of all time..." So i sat there and couldn't think of who the hell number 1 was so I asked. "Albert Haynesworth" Ahh, the 100,000,000 man.

 

then on Twitters I see him trending asking for a kidney on the same day

Edited July 11, 2019 by MNLonghornFUKM

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 hour ago, mr.goodkat said:

maybe andre gurode can helps 

Donate to stomp out kidney disease.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Having a father that is one of the lucky ones having gone through dialysis and been successful in finding a kidney transplant, I can tell you firsthand it's a miserable experience for patients with end-stage renal disease. I know Haynesworth was a shitty person at times, but this kind of suffering you would not wish on your worst enemy.

[Huckleberry 32710]

Exactly what I was thinking.

Albert Haynesworth was a world class asshole and a real piece of shit on the field at times. But I certainly hope he finds a donor.

['stache 21778]

He can have mine for $99 million.

[Assman 1830]

Fuck him.  I hope Andre Gurode is the last person he sees before he takes his last breath.

[Newy25 7638]

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Having a father that is one of the lucky ones having gone through dialysis and been successful in finding a kidney transplant, I can tell you firsthand it's a miserable experience for patients with end-stage renal disease. I know Haynesworth was a shitty person at times his entire adult life, but this kind of suffering you would not wish on your worst enemy.

I agree with the sentiment but let's not sugar coat it. He was a real piece of shit as a person.  But still, I hope he gets well and hopefully this changes him for the good. 

[Zavala 1384]

damn I hope he doesn't die, but also hope a kidney doesn't go to someone deserving and instead goes to this guy. He was a shithead.

[PilotsError 2286]

yeah those google search results are just horrific.

[Zavala 1384]

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

yeah those google search results are just horrific.

I guess it could be worse, he could've Craig James killed five hookers at SMU

[NorLa Horns 1458]

guess i'm a shitty person. i'm finding it real hard to find any sympathy. 

i hope he gets a kidney. i hope he recovers. but he is a shitty human being, and even if all the love in the world rained down on him and fixed him. he would still be a shitty person with zero appreciation for what he has received.  

[Bevo 13532]

What caused his end stage renal disease?

[Murfdogg21 4412]

Seriously why doesn’t he buy one? Someone would definitely sell him one for $1 million. 

[Deej 76599]

Hope he finds one, then someone stomps on it.

 

[Jkwellborn 6658]

Seriously why doesn’t he buy one? Someone would definitely sell him one for $1 million. 

This here is the truth. Especially if he went looking in some third world country.

[Pato del Muerto 52365]

14 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Seriously why doesn’t he buy one? Someone would definitely sell him one for $1 million. 

I think that’s illegal in the US, and his doctors at Vanderbilt would have a say. But I’d imagine if he sought care in certain countries he could freely do so.