Snake? Check. Uranium? Check. Kentucky Deluxe? Check.

[Gil Bang 26121]

[SHOOTER12 8859]

Damned hillbillies...

[Chad Fuck 17902]

Oklahoma?  Check.

[Dertyberd 394]

Dude was so close to finally becoming "Rattlesnake Man" until the local deputy showed up and thwarted his plans of world domination.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

16 minutes ago, Dertyberd said:

Dude was so close to finally becoming "Rattlesnake Man" until the local deputy showed up and thwarted his plans of world domination.  

Rattlesnake men ??!!  Great, one more thing I've got to be worried about now...

[Marfa Low Crown 2555]

Not that they needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious rattlesnake and uranium collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. 

 

 

 

[Dbeasy 15264]

The first comment is comedy gold.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Plus rep for the Kentucky delux

[elfenix 34396]

as opposed to non-radioactive uranium

[pantone159 721]

No charges for either the rattlesnake or the uranium, happily.

 

 

[Deej 77298]

5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Not that they needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious rattlesnake and uranium collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. 

 

 

 

"We were somewhere around Tulsa when the rattlesnake venom began to kick in."

Edited July 11, 2019 by Deej

[Brothahorn 10088]

Kentucky Deluxe ain’t no joke.

 

Snake and uranium ain’t shit. The Deluxe is what will kill you.

[Steel Shank 9440]

IN this situation I usually like to open with 

"What seems to be the problem, officer?"

[ulukinatme 1765]

11 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The first comment is comedy gold.

I appreciate that they went to Back to the Future references shortly after, even though that involved Plutonium and not Uranium.  

[RPM 26433]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

"We were somewhere around Tulsa when the rattlesnake venom began to kick in."

This is Sooner country.

[Shoxthemonkey 1983]

New shit has come to light

https://kfor.com/2019/07/11/new-details-on-uranium-rattlesnake-found-during-traffic-stop-in-guthrie/

Makes perfect sense now.

[RPM 26433]

Neither the snake nor the uranium was illegal to have, however in Guthrie, you're not allowed to keep dangerous animals as pets. So because Jennings is in jail, police had it euthanized.

[futureman 22566]

On 7/11/2019 at 10:47 PM, Brothahorn said:

Kentucky Deluxe ain’t no joke.

 

Snake and uranium ain’t shit. The Deluxe is what will kill you.

I must’ve consumed 500 gallons of kd in my college career.  always on the rocks.  nectar of the gods.

[nnm 37068]

17 hours ago, RPM said:

Neither the snake nor the uranium was illegal to have, however in Guthrie, you're not allowed to keep dangerous animals as pets. So because Jennings is in jail, police had it euthanized.

I’ve euthanized a lot of rattlesnakes in my days on our family ranch. Although a shotgun is fun and spectacular, the most foolproof and effective means is a shovel. Hold it down with a rake and use the shovel to give it a quick chop to the neck. Bury the head in a tin can so the venom doesn’t hit a dog if it’s dug up later. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, nnm said:

I’ve euthanized a lot of rattlesnakes in my days on our family ranch. Although a shotgun is fun and spectacular, the most foolproof and effective means is a shovel. Hold it down with a rake and use the shovel to give it a quick chop to the neck. Bury the head in a tin can so the venom doesn’t hit a dog if it’s dug up later. 

And you've saved a shotgun shell.

[CoTex 1174]

How did the cops not find the meth.  There was meth present - it’s a certainty.

[El Diablo 4232]

34 minutes ago, CoTex said:

How did the cops not find the meth.  There was meth present - it’s a certainty.

It was hidden in the rattlesnake. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

"Kentucky Uranium Snake" sounds like the worst thing that anyone has ever done to another person.

Also I'm assuming the snake was named Nathan.  That's Latin for 'warm' by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips. 

[Homercles 10206]

Neither the snake nor the uranium was illegal to have, however in Guthrie, you're not allowed to keep dangerous animals as pets. So because Jennings is in jail, police had it euthanized.

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.