He got three as a player but really wants one as a coach.

 

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/category/rumor-mill/

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Lewan: Matt Neely [an assistant for the podcast] said he would cut off his d–k for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said ‘No, I would not do that.’ Would you cut your d–k off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player. . . . You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and [Vrabel’s wife] Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut . . . my d–k off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like ‘eh,’ or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

  

Hits close to home - I'd happily cut off his dick for a Super Bowl W for pretty much anyone other than Patriots.

Would it be the first from an NFL coach in your collection? 

man he sure knows how to motivate a football team

I'd console her if he follows through. 

If only we could convince aggy that this could work for them....

32 minutes ago, futureman said:

I'd console her if he follows through. 

When you want to tailgate at the stadium but you're from tOSU and you have to do it from the vacant field next door.

8 minutes ago, millhouse said:

If only we could convince aggy that this could work for them....

They already cut their dicks off when they moved to the by gawd SEC!

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Would it be the first from an NFL coach in your collection? 

Hmm, good question. I don't actually know. The place I got them from, where I once worked, is closed now, so I can't ask the only ones who'd know the original owners.

8 hours ago, millhouse said:

If only we could convince aggy that this could work for them....

Meh, they are in bad enough shape already, being the nutless choads that they are.

Nutless Choads is actually a fairly decent band name.

looks dry as fuck

tosu and the patriots? He's already dickless.

25 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

dickless

if he was takin care of business, I’d be out of business, am I right?

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

looks dry as fuck

That’s their problem. They make things for that. 

Edited July 12, 20197 yr by ImissWallyPryor

Update- Mine Vrabels wife might cut off his junk

https://pagesix.com/2026/04/07/celebrity-news/new-england-patriots-mike-vrabel-and-top-ny-times-nfl-reporter-dianna-russini-hold-hands-and-hug-at-luxury-hotel/

Exclusive photos obtained by Page Six appear to show the New England Patriots‘ head coach Mike Vrabel and the New York Times’ top NFL reporter holding hands and hugging at a luxurious hotel.

Vrabel and Dianna Russini — a former anchor on ESPN’s flagship “SportsCenter” who now holds the official title of “senior NFL insider” at the Gray Lady’s sports publication, the Athletic — were spotted two weekends ago at the Ambiente in Sedona, Arizona, a boutique resort set against the breathtaking Brins Mesa mountain range.

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• hammer 🤙🥶 @drone_jock

Now that it’s officially confirmed that Russini was giving sexual favors (sloppy hotel head, being cummed in/on, possibly showing anus, etc) in exchange for inside info from NFL front offices, it must be said that she is still doing it in a more dignified way than Adam Schefter

• 11:11 PM · Apr 7, 2026

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• New York Post @nypost · Apr 7, 2026

New England Patriots’ Mike Vrabel and top NY Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini hold hands and hug at luxury hotel https://t.co/kgk6uoumOU

"Possibly showing anus” has me howling.

Pics of anus?

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pics of anus?

There are copious corners of the internet devoted to those pics. Just cut and paste your question into your search engine of choice and have fun.

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pics of anus?

12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

"Possibly showing anus” has me howling.

it was the "etc." that made me hit the floor

Was said anus bleached?

Edited April 8Apr 8 by BurntOrange&White

Check out this article from USA TODAY:

Patriots coach Mike Vrabel addresses pictures of him with NFL reporter

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2026/04/08/mike-vrabel-dianna-russini-photos-together-arizona-resort/89513206007/

Innocent interactions huh? Ain’t no one buying that after looking at those pics.

I literally don't care other than some of the posts about it are funny, but they hugged and floated in public at a hotel during NFL league meetings where journalists are everywhere? Doesn't sound like people trying to run a secret extra-marital affair imo. Story would be better if there were rub and tugs involved.

Edited April 8Apr 8 by 'stache

new pussy is a hell of a drug

dumb ass. the side piece is for fucking, not for parading around resorts

10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pics of anus?

31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

but they hugged and floated in public at a hotel during NFL league meetings where journalists are everywhere?

He was at the ASU pro day on a Friday. Then traveled 125 miles to this resort on Saturday morning for breakfast.

Edited April 8Apr 8 by Sandman

43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I literally don't care other than some of the posts about it are funny, but they hugged and floated in public at a hotel during NFL league meetings where journalists are everywhere? Doesn't sound like people trying to run a secret extra-marital affair imo. Story would be better if there were rub and tugs involved.

I don’t care what he does either, but he’s not taking those same pics with Tom Rinaldi. Plus, Sedona is nowhere near ASU. Unless there was some sort of even up there, they went there to be secluded.

49 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I literally don't care other than some of the posts about it are funny, but they hugged and floated in public at a hotel during NFL league meetings where journalists are everywhere? Doesn't sound like people trying to run a secret extra-marital affair imo. Story would be better if there were rub and tugs involved.

Look at a map

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

• 
• hammer 🤙🥶 @drone_jock

Now that it’s officially confirmed that Russini was giving sexual favors (sloppy hotel head, being cummed in/on, possibly showing anus, etc) in exchange for inside info from NFL front offices, it must be said that she is still doing it in a more dignified way than Adam Schefter

• 11:11 PM · Apr 7, 2026

• 
• New York Post @nypost · Apr 7, 2026

New England Patriots’ Mike Vrabel and top NY Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini hold hands and hug at luxury hotel https://t.co/kgk6uoumOU

Looking at wife and Russini I am not sure she is an upgrade, but remember that the best aphrodisiac is a different woman.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Check out this article from USA TODAY:

Patriots coach Mike Vrabel addresses pictures of him with NFL reporter

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2026/04/08/mike-vrabel-dianna-russini-photos-together-arizona-resort/89513206007/

Innocent interactions huh? Ain’t no one buying that after looking at those pics.

Well if he cut it off it may be innocent.

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• shark memes @SharkMemess

Dianna Russini’s husband waiting in the car while she “follows up on a story.”

• 5:44 PM · Apr 8, 2026

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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• shark memes @SharkMemess

Dianna Russini’s husband waiting in the car while she “follows up on a story.”

• 5:44 PM · Apr 8, 2026

More like:

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• Canedad @canedad19

Exclusive: Cris Collinsworth and Patrick Mahomes caught getting holding hands at a hotel in Arizona.

• 12:13 PM · Apr 8, 2026

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• GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk

If that’s how Dianna Russini was getting info, what is Adam Schefter doing for his sources

• 4:30 PM · Apr 8, 2026

Hhope Vrabel wrapped it up because she’s fucked more than a few dudes for a story (allegedly.)

Topics like this are comedy gold for SurlyHorns.com.

5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t care what he does either, but he’s not taking those same pics with Tom Rinaldi. Plus, Sedona is nowhere near ASU. Unless there was some sort of even up there, they went there to be secluded.

He should definitely take heat for this. Leaving all that ASU trim for this gal? Definitely a clown move.

6 hours ago, Sandman said:

He was at the ASU pro day on a Friday. Then traveled 125 miles to this resort on Saturday morning for breakfast.

He was inverted.

Seems to me the chick digs cock.

There are obviously exceptions to everything, but my time on this earth has taught me the professions/occupations that like to fuck around the most are physicians (surgeons and interventionists because they are often macho dude bros, the rest because many were studious nerds who suddenly found themselves drunk with power/attention/cash and willing pussy) coaches and female reporters, especially female sports reporters. Give them travel opportunities, and it’s Katie bar the door, grab the headboard.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

There are obviously exceptions to everything, but my time on this earth has taught me the professions/occupations that like to fuck around the most are physicians (surgeons and interventionists because they are often macho dude bros, the rest because many were studious nerds who suddenly found themselves drunk with power/attention/cash and willing pussy) coaches and female reporters, especially female sports reporters. Give them travel opportunities, and it’s Katie bar the door, grab the headboard.

To me it’s wives and gf’s who watch and pressure their men. Those guys go crazy any time they’re off the reservation. In our close group it’s funny how those guys can only think of one thing the minute their gf/wife finally lets them go out etc. Again, not always.

And in medicine you nailed the surgeon part ha

And the cRNA’s are the biggest collection of dorks on planet earth outside of college station.

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

There are obviously exceptions to everything, but my time on this earth has taught me the professions/occupations that like to fuck around the most are physicians (surgeons and interventionists because they are often macho dude bros, the rest because many were studious nerds who suddenly found themselves drunk with power/attention/cash and willing pussy) coaches and female reporters, especially female sports reporters. Give them travel opportunities, and it’s Katie bar the door, grab the headboard.

There's a different explanation to why doctors have affairs. Women don't like to cheat with poor guys. It doesn't bode well for their future.

• High Earners: One survey cited that 32% of men earning over $300,000 annually reported cheating, compared to 21% of men earning less than $35,000.

• Age Factor: A study of 18- to 28-year-olds found that men who were financially dependent on their wives were five times more likely to cheat.

So more correctly, all men are dogs and will have sex with as many partners as they can regardless of their social status.

MISOGYNIST PIGS!

Already hated the Patriots and their owner Robert Kraft, a major Trump donor and boot-licking sycophant who attended the White House premier of Melania The Movie. Just one more log on the fire for me. Fuck Vrabel, Kraft and the whole bunch. Enjoyed watching the Seahawks take you the fuck apart.