Three hundred thousand idiots wanna take over Area 51

[Parliament 14291]

What could go wrong?

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

[SHOOTER12 8826]

Voluntary population control at it's best.

Yes idiots, they can stop you all.

[WithoutAClue 15425]

idiots. the aliens are in Hanger 18.

[Fondren & Main 6739]

“And, it would be a short war, my friend.  The government has nukes.”

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Oh I like this idea.

[Helobious 9464]

1 idiot is taking this seriously.

[gecko 1104]

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

[Guest]

Just now, gecko said:

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

for news about family and friends...

well, and repeated indicators of whom the extremists and cultists are.

 

Might be synonymous...

[Neonmoon 38130]

The government moved all research to DPG (Dugway Proving Ground) in Utah years ago. 

[Parliament 14291]

And I think Area 51 is riddled with radioactivity?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, Parliament said:

And I think Area 51 is riddled with radioactivity?

From the aliens I'm betting....

[Wally Fairway 5584]

Don't need to waste bullets, just use put up a billboard on the highway that says the aliens have been moved to Area 52.

Nothing to see here, keep moving - oh yeah and film any of them that try to enter. 
I'd use water cannons and sonic waves to defeat a flotilla of idiots

[Moby Ric 2058]

Meant to be tongue and cheek?  I assure you every one of those retards is now on a gov't watch list just like Hugo.

[HOOKEM4 5041]

Anyone know if there will be a viewing platform to get a good view of the carnage?

[InkaUtexas 26088]

my ex is all about this crap. Dear Alien overlords, please beam her up 

[bernorange 8363]

Almost to the day for the 10 year anniversary...

https://science.howstuffworks.com/lrad.htm

Edited July 12, 2019 by bernorange

[Blotto 23570]

Look at the bright side. Dolemite probably gets arrested giving us a reprieve from his posting for a few days.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Will they all be chanting SEC! SEC! SEC?

[gyroprotagonist 2595]

would be unstoppable if led by Gap kid.

[Armybrat 40892]

Roswell 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

Legendary marketing ploy by the Roswell chamber of commerce. 

[bolverk 29717]

The movie Hanger 18 was filmed in my hometown, Big Spring, when I was a kid. /csb

 

Here are the car chase scenes showing off the town's glory and natural splendor:

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

[El Diablo 4232]

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

[pantone159 719]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

And I think Area 51 is riddled with radioactivity?

I think it is just carbonyl waste from stealth aircraft paints. Should be good for these guys.

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

I hope they do it while cosplaying.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

So they are just going to skip S-4? 

[tx 3 putt 77376]

Dumbasses, everyone know the Alain base is in Dulce, NM 

 

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5182945?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAB2x7SNPPQARme_t1EU_db7CQv_TDRwkaHJflYyal1xqmQmnfHqwfJxQepuyWDTh0kRxv2Dk7HTTgYkLcmcLL7cJYPqXvGJyisJ0ZuxsatigaXD4WjUaV3CjvuoNy11UcGkwaKE4tc3u-vA6_45BNz_TzyMI69UzuzRFS-tHFyXp

[Fred Willard 115]

300,000 pledged to show. Vegas has the O/U of actual people that show up as 0.5. I’ll take the under.

[ztejas 43532]

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'd use water cannons and sonic waves to defeat a flotilla of idiots

Psssh. How is that entertaining. I vote land mines, barbed wire and machine gun nests. They can reenact DDay while they're there. 

[DaysOff 7971]

So they are just going to skip S-4? 

You just made the list pal.

['stache 21858]

my ex is all about this crap. Dear Alien overlords, please beam her up 

She just wanted to be probed by something she could feel.

[Fondren & Main 6739]

3 hours ago, gecko said:

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty good for beer releases.

[Deej 76903]

2 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Legendary marketing ploy by the Roswell chamber of commerce. 

Or not, since Area 51 is in Nevada. 

[ChickenSandwich 9850]

[hayden_horn 11365]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

What could go wrong?

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/alien-march-facebook-event-trnd/index.html

hahahahaha, "naruto run?"

we are knee deep in naruto episodes because of my boys. this is naruto running:

now picture 3000 dorks trying to effect this into area 51.

goddamn, i'm actually laughing out loud just thinking of it

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Lol. Idiots. Just paint targets on their foreheads while they are at it. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

O/U: 70% of these people are Q believers. 

[Native Horn 3515]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Or not, since Area 51 is in Nevada. 

That's what they WANT you to believe.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

2 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

So they are just going to skip S-4? 

You just made the list pal.

There is no S-4, and you now no longer have a traceable past. 

[David Dennison 18946]

Can we send the homeless there?

[elfenix 34332]

[Zepol87 9191]

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

[MissingInAction 25177]

5 hours ago, gecko said:

yet many of you maintain facebook accounts.

You have to in order to bang women under 40. 

[Sbbruin 21867]

4 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I listen to Coast to Coast AM late nights when I can't sleep. The people who call in are the targets of this. John on Long Island? Your time is coming!

Guys like this?

[El Diablo 4232]

31 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

I'm telling you, those people are the ones who will show up. They even have their own dating website where goobers can meet other like minded goobers. Tentacle sex abounds.

[ButtFumble 5183]

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

1 idiot is taking this seriously.

yea his name is Justin Weiss Smith

[MissingInAction 25177]

18 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I'm telling you, those people are the ones who will show up. They even have their own dating website where goobers can meet other like minded goobers. Tentacle sex abounds.

Can I get that URL? Asking for a friend...

[tx 3 putt 77376]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

hahahahaha, "naruto run?"

we are knee deep in naruto episodes because of my boys. this is naruto running:

now picture 3000 dorks trying to effect this into area 51.

goddamn, i'm actually laughing out loud just thinking of it

 

they'll be winded after 5 steps 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I listened to that one time on a road trip. Holy shit those people 

Tune in on Halloween. Scary stuff.