James Bond gets woke

[Spankytoes 1,748]

New 007 announced

https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/

[Parliament 14,559]

I call BS.

[Surly Bevo 25,655]

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I call BS.

Why?  007 isn't James Bond.  007 is a designation.  So Bond retires and they give the 007 designation to the woke chick.  

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Female M agent in the role of 007/ Bond ?  Hey let's make a remake of the ghost busters, and use chicks this time.......

Edited July 14, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

That article seems to say that the actress is gorgeous and that bond can’t resist her character. But the picture is of a decently attractive woman. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That article seems to say that the actress is gorgeous and that bond can’t resist her character. But the picture is of a decently attractive woman. 

She's attractive at best. She's a bit mannish looking IMO.

[hookem48 4,808]

I'll watch as many with her as Bond as I did Pierce Brosnan, none.

[mdmost 43,850]

Hey now. By 90s standards, Goldeneye was pretty good. 

[veritas aequitas 444]

Adjusted for inflation these will be the lowest performing Bond films ever if it makes it past the intro.

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That article seems to say that the actress is gorgeous and that bond can’t resist her character. But the picture is of a decently attractive woman. 

For those that have seen it, she's Larson's best friend in Captain Marvel.

 

[mdmost 43,850]

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

[Buzzrock 15,115]

Some people need to RTFA. She’s not playing Bond.

[Bigbend1812 13,021]

But is she Trans?!

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

Interesting 

[bschoolprof 6,335]

Quote

“There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.”

lulz

[Trey3216 15,450]

21 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

lulz

Stay woke!

[crash_davis 23,465]

"That’s L.A. They worship everything and value nothing."  

nothing is sacred anymore.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Bond.............. Jane Bond 

[RPM 26,560]

The only way to save the franchise is to clone Sean Connery. It should be old enough to take on the role of young Bond by the time the sting wears off this shitfest.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, RPM said:

The only way to save the franchise is to clone Sean Connery. It should be old enough to take on the role of young Bond by the time the sting wears off this shitfest.

He was the best IMO, but I really dig Craigs darker more mercurial portrayal as well.

[atomheartbevo 90,547]

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

I would enjoy the internet meltdowns.   

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

trying to zing people on a message board, I think

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

Maybe Jane Bond can take down weinstein and all the other hollywood molestors. Super woke!

[Billy Pilgrim 2,058]

Bond’s persona is what makes the movies enjoyable- certainly not the storylines. If you castrate Bond, the movies aren’t even worth making anymore.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,707]

Reads like she has the 007 designation but then James Bond is called back into service from retirement.  In other words, no big deal.  More of a stunt to generate buzz.

Edited July 14, 2019 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Neonmoon 38,130]

I hope she fucks the same amount of Bond girls 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I hope she fucks the same amount of Bond girls 

I'm hoping for a 003'some

[Alvin89 108]

51 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I hope she fucks the same amount of Bond girls 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/wegotthiscovered.com/movies/bond-girls-addressed-bond-women-set/amp/

[Moby Ric 2,058]

I'd rather they bring back Timothy Dalton.

[Deej 77,671]

[ChickenSandwich 9,918]

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

The movie ends with James Bond getting taken to the cleaners when Moneypenny finally sues for sexual harassment.

Nope. He fakes his death and bails out to avoid a multitude of paternity suits

[ajax 2,671]

21 hours ago, mdmost said:

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

Brie seems to be making a play for Star Wars. I really hope they make her the supreme Jedi or something like that. It would be fitting.

[TrashMaster G 18,030]

So, this will be the last Bond film.  Got it.

[ajax 2,671]

On 7/14/2019 at 10:55 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

She's attractive at best. She's a bit mannish looking IMO.

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

5 minutes ago, ajax said:

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

I wouldn't go that far, but can see the resemblance. She damn isn't striking in her looks, and is a little on the plumper side for sure (movie star plump, not normal person plump).

[Lhorn 5,080]

24 minutes ago, ajax said:

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

No doubt the movie industry can do some magic and make people almost unrecognizable at times, but from the picture in the link, I can see "mannish" as described above.  Maybe it's the hair a bit, but she seems like a person that if you dressed her a certain way, you could pull off "that's a man!"  Suspect there'll be another "Bond girl" in the movie that is more in line with purist expectations.  

[TrashMaster G 18,030]

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

No doubt the movie industry can do some magic and make people almost unrecognizable at times, but from the picture in the link, I can see "mannish" as described above.  Maybe it's the hair a bit, but she seems like a person that if you dressed her a certain way, you could pull off "that's a man!"  Suspect there'll be another "Bond girl" in the movie that is more in line with purist expectations.  

Maybe it's the Eugene Levy eyebrows.

[BornOrange 1,441]

I can see a female "Double 0" agent. Maybe even a stand alone movie about a female "Double 0" agent. I might not watch it, but I wouldn't have a problem with it.

But if they try to have a Jane Bond 007, that would be a woke trainwreck and would ruin the longest running movie franchise.

[52-80 19,379]

Lame shit franchisee anyway

[gecko 1,104]

Were movie-goers clamoring for Bond movies to "get with the times"?  Answer probably..."no".  Dumbass Hollywood...

[ajax 2,671]

1 hour ago, gecko said:

Were movie-goers clamoring for Bond movies to "get with the times"?  Answer probably..."no".  Dumbass Hollywood...

Here are two paths:

A) You make a great movie that makes a ton of money. Use the money to buy a huge mansion, fancy cars, and beautiful women. Hollywood notices you with your beautiful women and fancy cars and pours out love to you.

B) You make a shity ass woke movie that loses a fuckton of money, but Hollywood pours out love to you because of your wokeness.

When you think about it, path B makes more sense and is faster than path A if you're a narcissist.

[mr. sunshine 2,852]

On 7/14/2019 at 1:33 PM, mdmost said:

What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

[DougO 5,261]

I don't care if they reassign 007 to somebody else. But she looks more like about a 005.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

On 7/14/2019 at 6:42 PM, Neonmoon said:

I hope she fucks the same amount of Bond girls 

gross, she looks like something snuck into the transporter with her a la The Fly

[Drew 2,833]

You can tell the posters that don't like Dark womenz...

[Lhorn 5,080]

I don’t think it’s fair to judge who like brown sugar based on that chick. I’m sure she has a rocking bod or she wouldn’t be considered for the part. Facewise, she not exactly great. It’s also important to remember this is Surly. We pass on 7s.



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[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

34 minutes ago, Drew said:

You can tell the posters that don't like Dark womenz...

Nah not really. She just isn't that beautiful. She's pretty, but not Bond girl hot.

[Frank Erwin 203]

17 hours ago, Drew said:

You can tell the posters that don't like Dark womenz... Men

I think Kenan Thompson is funny as hell, I just think playing Bond is a stretch for him.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,998]

If they wanted to do that, they should have cast someone like Zoe Saldana.

[Drew 2,833]

On ‎7‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 5:29 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nah not really. She just isn't that beautiful. She's pretty, but not Bond girl hot.

She wouldn't be a Bond "Girl" in this scenario.

 

And jesus Frank Erwin, she doesn't look like a dude.  But I do see a lot of Surly members who seem to always say the black woman we post are really dudes(except for like Halle Berry and similar toned women).