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  On 7/14/2019 at 6:33 PM, mdmost said:

I wished they'd gotten Brie Larson just watch everyone's heads explode. What's the male equivalent of clutching pearls?

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Brie seems to be making a play for Star Wars. I really hope they make her the supreme Jedi or something like that. It would be fitting.

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  On 7/15/2019 at 6:12 PM, ajax said:

She's like a slightly sexier version of Keenan Thompson.

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No doubt the movie industry can do some magic and make people almost unrecognizable at times, but from the picture in the link, I can see "mannish" as described above.  Maybe it's the hair a bit, but she seems like a person that if you dressed her a certain way, you could pull off "that's a man!"  Suspect there'll be another "Bond girl" in the movie that is more in line with purist expectations.  

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  On 7/15/2019 at 6:42 PM, Lhorn said:

No doubt the movie industry can do some magic and make people almost unrecognizable at times, but from the picture in the link, I can see "mannish" as described above.  Maybe it's the hair a bit, but she seems like a person that if you dressed her a certain way, you could pull off "that's a man!"  Suspect there'll be another "Bond girl" in the movie that is more in line with purist expectations.  

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Maybe it's the Eugene Levy eyebrows.

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I can see a female "Double 0" agent. Maybe even a stand alone movie about a female "Double 0" agent. I might not watch it, but I wouldn't have a problem with it.

But if they try to have a Jane Bond 007, that would be a woke trainwreck and would ruin the longest running movie franchise.

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  On 7/15/2019 at 9:56 PM, gecko said:

Were movie-goers clamoring for Bond movies to "get with the times"?  Answer probably..."no".  Dumbass Hollywood...

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Here are two paths:

A) You make a great movie that makes a ton of money. Use the money to buy a huge mansion, fancy cars, and beautiful women. Hollywood notices you with your beautiful women and fancy cars and pours out love to you.

B) You make a shity ass woke movie that loses a fuckton of money, but Hollywood pours out love to you because of your wokeness.

When you think about it, path B makes more sense and is faster than path A if you're a narcissist.

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I don’t think it’s fair to judge who like brown sugar based on that chick. I’m sure she has a rocking bod or she wouldn’t be considered for the part. Facewise, she not exactly great. It’s also important to remember this is Surly. We pass on 7s.



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  On 7/17/2019 at 10:29 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Nah not really. She just isn't that beautiful. She's pretty, but not Bond girl hot.

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She wouldn't be a Bond "Girl" in this scenario.

 

And jesus Frank Erwin, she doesn't look like a dude.  But I do see a lot of Surly members who seem to always say the black woman we post are really dudes(except for like Halle Berry and similar toned women).

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