James Bond gets woke

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Drew said:

She wouldn't be a Bond "Girl" in this scenario.

 

And jesus Frank Erwin, she doesn't look like a dude.  But I do see a lot of Surly members who seem to always say the black woman we post are really dudes(except for like Halle Berry and similar toned women).

she's fugly and masculine, she's all yours

just watch out for your cornhole bud

[ajax 2671]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

She wouldn't be a Bond "Girl" in this scenario.

 

And jesus Frank Erwin, she doesn't look like a dude.  But I do see a lot of Surly members who seem to always say the black woman we post are really dudes(except for like Halle Berry and similar toned women).

No one has ever accused Lupita Nyongo or Tessa Thompson of looking like dudes because that's crazy. You're just looking to get offended. Are you sue you didn't mean to log into twitter instead of Surly?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Tessa Thompson of looking like dudes

she doesn't look like a dude, but she does perpetually have an expression on her face like she woke up that morning handcuffed to a hospital bed 

[wood 11747]

So she's 007 at the beginning after Bond has retired & they send her off to find Bond for some reason. Good enough, but why not just send Moneypenny so we get to see more of her? She's way hotter & a badass, too.

Edited July 19, 2019 by wood

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

(Bond strapped down with laser beam approaching)

Bond: Do you really expect me to talk? 

Goldfinger: No Mrs. Bond, we're not in a movie theater.