A Fridge Full of Dicks

[F250 28990]

Someone alert Bob Stoops.

 

PHOENIX – A head sewn onto a mismatched body, a bucket of limbs and a cooler filled with penises are among items found by FBI agents during a raid on a Phoenix body-donation business.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/07/23/cooler-male-genitalia-found-phoenix-body-donation-company/1802861001/

[Trey3216 15382]

I see where Stoops has been investing his hard earned cash 

[SA-KC_Horn 1296]

Stiff competition for Bobby's attention. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Was it a Yeti? There may be an angle they want to explore with that...

[TexArcher 38448]

New motto?

[Brisketexan 105700]

Isn't that every guy's dream?  I mean, "I'm dead, but my dick lives on" -- that's pretty good, right?

[Deej 77296]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

 A head sewn onto a mismatched body

Ted Williams?

[F250 28990]

This is probably one of more insane things from the article. Apparently the owner never completed anything higher than a high school education and Googled anything he needed to know regarding human tissue donations. As a result a lot of contaminated tissue was sold.

I used to work for a Biotech company that made a killing by selling human skin that was lifted off of body donors. The idea of selling or reselling human body parts sounds pretty unethical and after seeing the inside of the industry, I have to say that the whole thing is pretty fucking unethical.

"I could have been more open about the process of donation on the brochure we put in public view," Gore wrote. "When deciding which donors could be eligible to donate, I should have hired a medical director rather than relying on medical knowledge from books or the internet."

 

[Parliament 14412]

I'm not clicking that link.

[RomaVicta 30149]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Isn't that every guy's dream?  I mean, "I'm dead, but my dick lives on" -- that's pretty good, right?

Sounds like a dick concentration camp in Siberia. Weather always freezing. Dicks have to eat other dicks just to survive.

Your dick would be better off with you.

[Brisketexan 105700]

Your dick would be better off with you.

That’s undoubtedly true regardless of the predicate.

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Dick in a (ice) box.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Ted Williams?

"Walt Disney's severed head with its giant robotic spider-body attacks Cuba."

[RPM 26433]

4 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

"Walt Disney's severed head with its giant robotic spider-body attacks Cuba."

Elián!

[RomaVicta 30149]

Nice work, my friends. Three laughs in a row to start the day.

[Nueces River Rat 5608]

When I clicked this thread,  I was expecting it to be about Billy Liucci.

[Js1 85925]

In for that tailgate 

[BabaYaga 15419]

[El Diablo 4232]

I'll have the bucket of limbs, half white half dark, and a side of the dicks. But make the dicks fresh, I don't want dicks that have been sitting under a heat lamp for the last hour.

B. Stoops