Has to be in the top 5 worst ways to go......

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

Body found in former Bluffs store ID'd; man died there 7 years before it closed

 

The body of the man found in January inside the vacant No Frills Supermarket in Council Bluffs has been identified.

The Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation’s criminalistics lab identified the body as that of Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada, 25, of Council Bluffs. The lab was able to positively identify the body by analyzing DNA collected from Murillo’s parents, the Council Bluffs Police Department said Monday.

On Nov. 28, 2009, Murillo’s parents reported him missing after he became upset and ran out of their home, police said. At the time, Murillo worked at the No Frills at 1817 West Broadway.

Murillo’s body was found Jan. 24 by workers removing the former store’s shelves and coolers. An autopsy revealed no signs of trauma.

No Frills closed the West Broadway store in 2016.

Former No Frills employees said it was common for workers to be on top of the coolers, because the space was used for storage of goods. Investigators think Murillo went to the store after leaving his home and climbed on top of the coolers. He then fell into a gap of about 18 inches between the back of the cooler and a wall and became trapped.

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/council-bluffs/body-found-in-former-bluffs-store-id-d-man-died/article_5e30d933-6ef1-545f-9e98-577472a6df8a.html

 

 

How long would it take before you pass out from the fear of knowing you were stuck, nobody could hear you, and you were just going to be there until you died? 

 

 

 

[smwhorn 483]

The family will think of some way to file a bullshit lawsuit against the store.

[Armybrat 40911]

So nobody noticed the decomposition odor for months after he died in there?

[Deej 76920]

I'm sure bad odors are pretty common at a store called "No Frills".

[SquishMitten 10435]

The family will think of some way to file a bullshit lawsuit against the store.

Gonna go out on a limb and say a small store that went out of business several years ago doesn’t have much in the way of assets.

[Brisketexan 105336]

Now THIS is a way to go....

 

[Murfdogg21 4425]

If employees routinely hung out up there and or stored goods up there, nobody ever looked down the 18” gap and say “hey look! It’s Larry’s rotting corpse! Is this your homework, Larry?!”

[LonghornJones 837]

I guess this is why my parents told me to never hang out on top of coolers that are used for the storage of goods.

Edited July 24, 2019 by LonghornJones

[Storm the Field 5302]

Gotta be fun to show up to your demolition job one day and find a mummified corpse when you push a cooler out of the way.

[LonghornJones 837]

IT WAS MUMMIFIED???

[BabaYaga 15320]

#natureismetal

*Human edition

[Guest Lobo]

Defense counsel need to tell the family to chill out.  

[CHEF DIESEL 126]

Upside down guy trapped in a cave story easily tops the freezer guy story.

The ISIS and/or Mexican drug cartel videos round out the other 4 of the top 5. Chainsaws, fire, drowning hard to know what would be the worst.

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

Did we already forget about the woman who fell into the industrial meat grinder or the guy who fell into the vat of very strong acid?

[Deej 76920]

Or the girl that died in the air vents above Perry's here in Austin?

[woohorn 1131]

That gap tho.

[El Diablo 4232]

The guy that got cooked in the industrial sized oven in San Antonio has to be up there.

Looking down on us.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

So Larry was mad and stormed out of the house. But in the end cooler heads prevailed. All's well that ends well. Sounds like Larry was a super chill guy 

[TornACL 7722]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Or the girl that died in the air vents above Perry's here in Austin?

Say what now?

[Steel Shank 9432]

Don't forget the guy that fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

[Deej 76920]

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Say what now?

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/body-missing-woman-26-found-trapped-ventilation-duct-steakhouse-austin-tex-article-1.132047

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/body-missing-woman-26-found-trapped-ventilation-duct-steakhouse-austin-tex-article-1.132047

So that smell coming from the back wasn't just them dry aging their steaks?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Don't forget the guy that fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

[Parliament 14296]

Or that guy who used a Yellowstone hot spring/acid pool for a hot tub. And died.

[ABSR 5324]

3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

I guess this is why my parents told me to never hang out on top of coolers that are used for the storage of goods.

Maybe his Grandfather held him over the 18 inch gap between the cooler and the wall, and he slipped out of his hands?

[LonghornJones 837]

Too soon.

[BabaYaga 15320]

2 hours ago, CHEF DIESEL said:

Upside down guy trapped in a cave story easily tops the freezer guy story.

The ISIS and/or Mexican drug cartel videos round out the other 4 of the top 5. Chainsaws, fire, drowning hard to know what would be the worst.

I have a few ideas.  They don't cut off your airway or break your neck like large cats.  They just eat you.  Usually ass or stomach first.  While you are alive.

[Trey3216 15356]

48 minutes ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

So that smell coming from the back wasn't just them dry aging their steaks?

Stakes were high, and so was Mi(nor), got her a in a big ol jam.  It’s a free-for-all.  

[ztejas 43537]

23 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I have a few ideas.  They don't cut off your airway or break your neck like large cats.  They just eat you.  Usually ass or stomach first.  While you are alive.

Eat alive? That bear just tryna fuck.

[Murfdogg21 4425]

1 hour ago, TeddyBearStallion said:

So that smell coming from the back wasn't just them dry aging their steaks?

Looks to have been Prime Grade A. 

[BabaYaga 15320]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Eat alive? That bear just tryna fuck.

[CHEF DIESEL 126]

34 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I have a few ideas.  They don't cut off your airway or break your neck like large cats.  They just eat you.  Usually ass or stomach first.  While you are alive.

I'd pay $100 to have a grizzly bear roll me around in a cube like that. It would be awesome.

[ztejas 43537]

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Looks to have been Prime Grade A. 

I think I'm gonna be stiff. 

I mean... sick.

[Trey3216 15356]

7 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Looks to have been Prime Grade A. 

I’d ventilate her system.   Errr, would have 

[BabaYaga 15320]

The graph is never wrong

[Beau Vine 54429]

3 hours ago, CHEF DIESEL said:

Upside down guy trapped in a cave story easily tops the freezer guy story.

The ISIS and/or Mexican drug cartel videos round out the other 4 of the top 5. Chainsaws, fire, drowning hard to know what would be the worst.

Death by bunga bunga.

[smwhorn 483]

Father wants answers.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/24/us/supermarket-missing-person-father-trnd/index.html

[Deej 76920]

Your son was an idiot. There's your answer.

[futureman 22545]

30 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Father wants answers.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/24/us/supermarket-missing-person-father-trnd/index.html

fucking shit never stops.  nobody wants to simply accept a tragic and unfortunate situation for what it is.  your son died.  nobody owes you money. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

I have a few ideas.  They don't cut off your airway or break your neck like large cats.  They just eat you.  Usually ass or stomach first.  While you are alive.

That would be unbearable. 

[TexArcher 38066]

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Defense counsel need to tell the family to chill out.  

Cool it with the jokes.  A man is dead.

[RPM 26354]

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Cool it with the jokes.  A man is dead.

No need to be so cold hearted.

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Or that guy who used a Yellowstone hot spring/acid pool for a hot tub. And died.

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[mulletpelini 5216]

Pretty sure this could happen in every Asian market I've ever been to and no one would ever smell the odor. /no racist

[TeddyBearStallion 73]

5 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Pretty sure this could happen in every Asian market I've ever been to and no one would ever smell the odor. /no racist

Yeah, if they were mermaids or part fish part man...

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4977]

Eighteen inches isn't exactly an off width crack. Shouldn't be too difficult to climb out unless you are a great big fat person or just get wedged in there funny and knocked out. 

I guess the warm dry air blowing out of the cooler turned him into human jerky?

[Napoleon 8700]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Cool it with the jokes.  A man is dead.

Chill out, he was a boy. 

Dry aging doesn’t count as aging. 17 is 17.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

fucking shit never stops.  nobody wants to simply accept a tragic and unfortunate situation for what it is.  your son died.  nobody owes you money. 

 

Sadly it looks like the apple might not have fallen far from the tree-

"They closed the building," Murillo said. "The freezers weren't working anymore. So how can a body just be there?"

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

10 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Eighteen inches isn't exactly an off width crack. Shouldn't be too difficult to climb out unless you are a great big fat person or just get wedged in there funny and knocked out. 

I guess the warm dry air blowing out of the cooler turned him into human jerky?

I will defer to Vic on this. He's the expert on 18 inch cracks