Adrian Peterson broke?

Dennis Taylor · February 21

Is he going to sell the Heismans and National Championships by going to 0U instead of Texas?

Dennis Taylor · February 22

tx 3 putt · February 22

Damn im a 13 or I’d be all over those

Reese Bennett · February 22

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Damn im a 13 or I’d be all over those

Now that's a humble brag.

ButtFumble · February 22

57 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Sandman · February 22

The plot thickens.

statsman · February 22

Bankruptcy and assets seizure?

Dennis Taylor · February 22

37 minutes ago, Sandman said:

The plot thickens.

tokamak · February 22

I’m pretty tempted to buy a random hoodie once owned by Adrian Peterson for like $4 just because.

Blotto · February 22

2 hours ago, Sandman said:

The plot thickens.

Dude didnt even get a degree and he still sounds as fucking stupid as I would expect a sooner graduate to sound. Overachiever, imo.

ImissWallyPryor · February 22

Smells fishy. Why would he keep his precious, hard earned trophies is a storage unit? Oh yeah, he’s a very humble guy.

Edited February 22 by ImissWallyPryor
Smells, not sounds. Duh.

GhostOfTomJoad · February 22

"Why would I sell my trophies online when I already know a guy" is quite an angle.

South Austin · February 22

Dennis Taylor · February 22

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ugh, thought Lewis was gonna be a monster

South Austin · February 22

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Ugh, thought Lewis was gonna be a monster

He wasn’t, and the fact that such a slow underachieving jag dragged Peterson’s ass down in the backfield one-on-one still brings me joy.

joeycovers · February 22

59 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ugh, thought Lewis was gonna be a monster

It’s been awhile since he played here. He always seemed to be on the outside…looking in.

John Coctostan · February 22

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

[Big XII ref] Horse-collar tackle. 15 yards and automatic first down. [/Big XII ref]

Tex Pete · February 22

I mean, the guy went to OU “to win championships.” We won one and they didn’t.

And the guy’s nickname was initials…that weren’t actually his initials. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

MAUFRAIS · February 22

is he selling his ricky williams poster?

jeevsie · February 22

3 hours ago, joeycovers said:

It’s been awhile since he played here. He always seemed to be on the outside…looking in.

ousux · February 22

Maybe Peterson did some local ads while playing for the vikes but I was always kinda surprised by his lack of high profile endorsements. Probably because he cant count to potato.

He'll at least be eligible for a nice NFL pension in about 20 years. Should pay him about half mil a year after a 12 year career. But I bet he sells out that annuity for pennies on the dollar for cash today. Then he'll open up a sports bar or a custom car audio shop.

If he never had any business side hustles during his playing days it's not going to happen now. All that money made during a long career straight flushed down the shitter. Only people who made out ok are a few uncles here and there...and of course uncle Sam if he had an accountant or some sort of legit manager.

CustersDoctor · February 22

If its any consolation, Baker Mayfield's family stole $12,000,000 from him.

https://sports.yahoo.com/baker-mayfield-court-petition-12-million-father-company-145313558.html

'stache · February 22

I'll never understand how this guy isn't on the list of lowest Wonderlic scores ever. He can barely speak in full sentences.

Zeus · February 22

Ricky Williams signed helmet?

https://hibid.com/lot/187324174/replica-signed-ut-longhorn-helmet-signed-by-r?ref=catalog

Litig8r · February 22

AP ain't the only one BAF.. https://www.christies.com/en/events/the-collection-of-sir-elton-john-goodbye-peachtree-road/what-is-on

Tex Pete · February 22

32 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

If its any consolation, Baker Mayfield's family stole $12,000,000 from him.

https://sports.yahoo.com/baker-mayfield-court-petition-12-million-father-company-145313558.html

That’s consolation to me. They should have made him disappear, too.

tokamak · February 22

53 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

If its any consolation, Baker Mayfield's family stole $12,000,000 from him.

https://sports.yahoo.com/baker-mayfield-court-petition-12-million-father-company-145313558.html

Jesus. Obviously I think Baker Mayfield is a complete assclown, but I can't begin to imagine being swindled out of $12 million by your own dad.

Jive Turkey · February 22

Adrian had one of the dumbest cameos I've ever seen. Entourage had already jumped the shark. But this was jumping an entire shiver (or frenzy) of sharks. Just so stupid.

BabaYaga · February 22

15 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Jesus. Obviously I think Baker Mayfield is a complete assclown, but I can't begin to imagine being swindled out of $12 million by your own dad.

Acorns. Trees. You know the rest. He's a bag of dicks and his dad seems like one and the same.

BlackCat · February 22

Dude loses his ass playing in poker in Houston. He’s a complete fish. I’ve watched it happen.

Ojo Rojo · February 22

Well, all of this is absolutely shocking to me. Shocking, I say.

Dennis Taylor · February 22

5 hours ago, joeycovers said:

It’s been awhile since he played here. He always seemed to be on the outside…looking in.

But he can still remember just the way you taste

Sandman · February 22

1 hour ago, Litig8r said:

AP ain't the only one BAF.. https://www.christies.com/en/events/the-collection-of-sir-elton-john-goodbye-peachtree-road/what-is-on

Meh, he's pushing 80 and probably just wants the money to pass to his kids. Like Paul Hornung said when he sold his Heisman "I can't cut up the trophies 6 ways."

Litig8r · February 22

56 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Meh, he's pushing 80 and probably just wants the money to pass to his kids. Like Paul Hornung said when he sold his Heisman "I can't cut up the trophies 6 ways."

TIL David and Elton are the proud father to two boys: Zachary, 8, and Elijah, 6. Both children were born to the couple by the same surrogate and Elton - who was known for his lavish indulgence in outlandish objects - has said they have brought more joy to his life than anything else on earth.

SHOOTER12 · February 22

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

Jesus. Obviously I think Baker Mayfield is a complete assclown, but I can't begin to imagine being swindled out of $12 million by your own dad.

Yep, sounds like a classy bloodline to me.

Jive Turkey · February 22

Elton John is selling art by Warhol, Haring, Banksy, Mapplethorpe, and vintage Versace clothing.

AD is selling sweatshirts from Chess King and FUBU.

'stache · February 22

2 hours ago, CustersDoctor said:

If its any consolation, Baker Mayfield's family stole $12,000,000 from him.

https://sports.yahoo.com/baker-mayfield-court-petition-12-million-father-company-145313558.html

Well we're in the "played pretty well" part of the Baker Mayfield Cycle, so he'll probably make enough in his next contract to cover this loss, before reverting to his regular old shitty self.

Reese Bennett · February 22

We should chip in and buy all the OU trophies and then threaten to melt them down into one big gold longhorn. Some gooner stooge would fork over enough money for years of tailgates to keep that from happening.

TejasPedro · February 22

I would be interested in any gently used leather belts All Day is selling

Tex Pete · February 22

3 hours ago, tokamak said:

Jesus. Obviously I think Baker Mayfield is a complete assclown, but I can't begin to imagine being swindled out of $12 million by your own dad.

Look, the dad should have pulled out. Losing $12MM for being a lifelong piece of shit is a small price to pay.

I can't imagine how many times his dad has been so embarrassed that he's lamented not cumming in Baker's mom's mouth instead.

General Colt · February 22

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

He wasn’t, and the fact that such a slow underachieving jag dragged Peterson’s ass down in the backfield one-on-one still brings me joy.

Me too.

Evil Bill Obrien · February 23

3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

I would be interested in any gently used leather belts All Day is selling

But is he selling any gently used switches?

tbone_ · February 23

Elton John is selling art by Warhol, Haring, Banksy, Mapplethorpe, and vintage Versace clothing.
AD is selling sweatshirts from Chess King and FUBU.

Whatever Mapplethorpe shit Elton has probably isn’t weird at all.

Bender Bending Rodriguez · February 23

https://www.kltv.com/2024/02/22/court-records-show-former-nfl-mvp-palestine-native-adrian-peterson-has-faced-property-seizures/

South Austin · February 23

18 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

I would be interested in any gently used leather belts All Day is selling

Sean Maguire: "Well, I gotta go with the belt there."

One of Adrian Peterson's kids: "I used to go with the wrench."

Sean Maguire: "Why?"

One of Adrian Peterson's kids: "Cause fuck him, that's why."

Lhorn · September 10

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41206659/adrian-peterson-ordered-turn-assets-pay-12m-debt

Hook1997 · September 10

How these guys go broke after making millions always amazes me, give me two million i'm turning it into 8 atleast in 20 years aleast easy. Just buy real estate and invest and start a business-like car washes, storage buildings,,douplexes, fourplexes, ect there's easy ways to make money if you have it

MAUFRAIS · September 10

And don’t waste money on Latin classes

Patrick Bateman · September 10

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

How these guys go broke after making millions always amazes me, give me two million i'm turning it into 8 atleast in 20 years aleast easy. Just buy real estate and invest and start a business-like car washes, storage buildings,,douplexes, fourplexes, ect there's easy ways to make money if you have it

Reminder...... these guys aren't the sharpest tools in the tool shed. AD was particularly brazen with his money.... And he's 30 at this point. He should have millions in the bank and realize the gravy train is about to end. Nope. Camels, baby.

Edited September 10 by Patrick Bateman

Scholz · September 10

Well I guess his kids he's never met are SOL. But then again, they're probably the lucky ones. Except the dead one.

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