this will take 10 minutes, let's hit the meadowlands racetrack on the way home...

[henrygandorf 29,219]

i've got a betting system based on horse penis size.

(bum bum bum)

is it true, mr donaghy, that your executives routinely used company helicopters to dry their home tennis courts?

yes and no.  yes that did happen, no it didn't not happen.

and that g.e. kept a party clown on retainer with a six-figure salary?

well silly willy's fee was amortized over all birthdays company-wide.

i'm being told that company money is being gambled at racetracks?

yes, but i have a system.

 

[RPM 26,560]

The Funcooker

[Buzzrock 15,115]

It’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way it’s legal to drive.

[HornOnTheBayou 9,056]

It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

[HornOnTheBayou 9,056]

The song "You're So Vain" was in fact written ....... by me.

Edited July 29, 2019 by HornOnTheBayou

[henrygandorf 29,219]

as a frequent leaver of drunken messages, i can tell you no good can come of this.

as a frequent receiver of drunken messages, they are not cute.  even when they're from liz.

[Not a cat 5,804]

I'm at an age where I no longer need erection softeners.