which Bish wan't First Lick

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

yeah That's right I well u heard me . I have some bad news my cousen got her leg chop off . She is kind of a hore but she was riding to Dalles with some dude she met on the phone too go see a concert well turn out he was drunk and on the way she put her leg's up on the dashboard well that was kindof stupid because in a minute the Dude crash into a tree and boom her leg got chop off . She want's to start a GOFUNME for her self but nobody know's how to do it if someone could help me with this i bet she would at least suck ur dick . Like I said total hore but she would be real hot with both leg's

[OWLVIS 557]

which leg?

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

and No they would not let Her keep it i already ask

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

Just now, OWLVIS said:

which leg?

i do'nt know but if u see her u would be able too tell

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

we are using a special Oil Blend on her Stump so I guess it could grow back but I do'nt want to promise any thing

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

I use too fuck this girl Ronda back in Welding COllage she had a Nubben where her hand was supose to be it was cool she would rub my bird with her Nubben and fuck man u think u seen somebody Cum god dam u probably haven't 

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Did they use a turnakit on he're leg too stop the bleeding 

 

Also, does she swollo

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

lol i fucked the shit out of that Nubben

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Did they use a turnakit on he're leg too stop the bleeding 

 

Also, does she swollo

i am just a Oil Selesman not a doctor so i diont konw what they use

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Ok but does she swollo

[Bullneck 19090]

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[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

Its funny the amount of Poeple in Welding Collage that have something chop off I do'nt know why but lol there is a lot of them also eye's to

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Let me know a sap

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Ok but does she swollo

yeah she need's them stem cell's

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

she fuck Kieth Sweat's body guard one time when he came to Amarillo

[SurlyBDR 22791]

Stem cells? I do'nt beeleve in all that. Im a krischen.

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

Stem cells? I do'nt beeleve in all that. Im a krischen.

believe what u want but when a Foot grow out of that Stump it will be off the chain

[tfoolry 8214]

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

bish look like she smuglen cucumber's

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

While Im hear let me ask ua question if u were drop on a dessert island and u hadent had sexx for like month's and u found a dead body but it was a dude and u fucked it would it be gay . i say no because if your dead you aint gay or straight . 

[SurlyBDR 22791]

She do got good balens though, I watched he're for 2 minits and she never fel down

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

Like your just a hole .

[SurlyBDR 22791]

1 minute ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

While Im hear let me ask ua question if u were drop on a dessert island and u hadent had sexx for like month's and u found a dead body but it was a dude and u fucked it would it be gay . i say no because if your dead you aint gay or straight . 

Hell naw man, a manz gotta do what a manz gotta do. Plus if no body was round to see it, no body wuld now

[llanoflash 151]

How much for the blow job?

[SquishMitten 10408]

From the dead guy on the beach? Probably free

[Doze 1322]

[TexArcher 37774]

2 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

While Im hear let me ask ua question if u were drop on a dessert island and u hadent had sexx for like month's and u found a dead body but it was a dude and u fucked it would it be gay . i say no because if your dead you aint gay or straight . 

Chad, have you ever made love to a man?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

This whole story sounds like it would be kinda hot, but spoiler alert, you'll wake up and it's all just been a dream.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

Is her name Peg or Eileen by chance?

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

No why

[CHAD BRISCOE 371]

She name Amanda

[GotThatFire 166]

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This whole story sounds like it would be kinda hot, but spoiler alert, you'll wake up and it's all just been a dream.

 I remember seeing this weird shit when I was a little kid. What’s the name of this movie? 

[El Diablo 4232]

she can get a job as magician assistant. now gofundme $9.95.

[BigDHornfan 6548]

12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Irene?

[RoundRobin 828]

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 I remember seeing this weird shit when I was a little kid. What’s the name of this movie? 

Boxing Helena

[Rudiger 1163]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This whole story sounds like it would be kinda hot, but spoiler alert, you'll wake up and it's all just been a dream.

And then Patrick Duffy is in your shower.

['stache 21815]

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

Irene?

Cuz u wanna cum on her?

[The University 851]

i would be happy to gofun her, but we'll need a few pics first.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

17 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

and No they would not let Her keep it i already ask

That's howe I no you a lying peice of shit, them all ways aks you if you one to keep it..is the law.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That's howe I no you a lying peice of shit, them all ways aks you if you one to keep it..is the law.

This is correct. It's where the term stanky leg comes from. 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

I know when my leg was amputated they asked me if I wanted it...WTF... Was told that some religions required that the body part be blessed and buried and the question was required by law...damn should have kept it.

[clapclapclap 9000]

My buddy Karbon wants to date her.  He'll count the rings on her stump.

[El Diablo 4232]

15 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

My buddy Karbon wants to date her.  He'll count the rings on her stump.

Isn't he like 14?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Chad, have you obtained any more Nard oil?

If so, have you tried that on your cousin? And also when can I buy it?

[Underdog 28634]

On 7/29/2019 at 8:41 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Irene?

That’s how she pronounces it, her name is Eileen. 

[Kennythetiger 9383]

On 7/29/2019 at 10:10 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

I know when my leg was amputated they asked me if I wanted it...WTF... Was told that some religions required that the body part be blessed and buried and the question was required by law...damn should have kept it.

Should have kept it and made a walking stick out of it, like Gus wanted to do in Lonesome Dove.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Should have kept it and made a walking stick out of it, like Gus wanted to do in Lonesome Dove.

Tibia would be a little short for a walking stick... could have cleaned it up and sold it to a little person I guess...

[clapclapclap 9000]

Lil' Sweet Lil' Kyler could have used it as a pimp cane.

[ulukinatme 1763]

On 7/29/2019 at 9:48 AM, The University said:

i would be happy to gofun her, but we'll need a few pics first.

This, there are rules @CHAD BRISCOE We need pics.

[lateshow 1304]

On 7/28/2019 at 10:22 PM, TexArcher said:

Chad, have you ever made love to a man?

Garantee that him and Rudy rubbed birds