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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

So who won the fight?  (Besides the ones that kept their heads).

Not the ones who died in a fire

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Posted
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Contrary to the title of the original post, it seems to me that Brazilian Prisons are a great place to go if you want to acquire a head. 

This.

 

Poorly titled thread.  IP ban.

Posted
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Contrary to the title of the original post, it seems to me that Brazilian Prisons are a great place to go if you want to acquire a head. 

You need a head? I can get you a head.  I can get you a head by 3:00 this afternoon, with cachaca.  

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7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Brazil and Venezuela are probably the last places in the Western Hemisphere anyone would want to find themselves. Some fucking crazy ass shit goes on.

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7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Brazil and Venezuela are probably the last places in the Western Hemisphere anyone would want to find themselves. Some fucking crazy ass shit goes on.

Oklahoma is still in the Western Hemisphere last time I checked. Is my sarcasm meter broken?

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Oklahoma is still in the Western Hemisphere last time I checked. Is my sarcasm meter broken?


Goddamn it. I have noticed in the past year or so I am getting really bad about leaving words out of sentences as I type them. Especially if it’s on my phone.

I meant they are the last places you want to find yourself IN PRISON in the Western Hemisphere.

If you can manage to keep your head down in a Brazilian one and know how to read, I guess the whole reduce your sentence for every book you read and do a report on is a plus. But your odds of not dying or having to pay someone off to prove you read the book are really bad.
Posted
18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go on...

ingrid oliveira.  plenty of pics on the world wide web.  she’s a brazilian  diver and was involved in some kind of controversy at the rio olympics involving a drug-addled all-night fuck party.  I’d marry her. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Most died in the fire but over a quarter were decapitated?

They had to decapitate some to make sure the smoke ring was good.

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Posted
4 hours ago, futureman said:

ingrid oliveira.  plenty of pics on the world wide web.  she’s a brazilian  diver and was involved in some kind of controversy at the rio olympics involving a drug-addled all-night fuck party.  I’d marry her. 

Hate to break your heart but she may have some standards.

Posted
5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I meant they are the last places you want to find yourself IN PRISON in the Western Hemisphere.

 

 

I dunno, the risk of decapitation might be worth not stepping into Oklahoma. 

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7 hours ago, Parliament said:

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