Oh. Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there.

[TexArcher 37774]

You may go now.

[atomheartbevo 89665]

I thought for a moment this was gonna be a RIP Val Kilmer thread.

[retread 2951]

Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.  

[Parliament 14260]

I stand corrected.  You are an oak.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Very cosmopolitan.

[mdmost 43001]

Oh, make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning. 

[futureman 22462]

piss on you, wyatt. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

I have two guns. One for each of you.

[Parliament 14260]

Why Johnny...you look like someone just walked over your grave.

[Trey3216 15346]

17 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why Johnny...you look like someone just walked over your grave.

You're no daisy!  

[retread 2951]

I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. 

[jeevsie 3734]

[Drew 2408]

Such a great fucking movie.  Val Kilmer's magnum opus.

[Incredulity 11671]

37 minutes ago, Drew said:

Such a great fucking movie.  Val Kilmer's magnum opus.

Leave the bank book and the car keys on the table on your way out the door!

[PencilPusher 454]

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Yes, yes you have always been a good woman to me. Then again, you may be the Anti-Christ.

[elguapo 4586]

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

[Parliament 14260]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

You're no daisy!  

You're no daisy a'toll!

[Bateshorn 9927]

Not me.  I’m in my prime. 

[demos 3003]

You know, Frederic fuckin’ Chopin

[TrashMaster G 17557]

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

May be my favorite quote in a very quotable movie.

[Sbbruin 21853]

18 hours ago, retread said:

Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.  

In vino veritas.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

In vino veritas.

Age quad agis.

[retread 2951]

Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. 

[Parliament 14260]

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

[Incredulity 11671]

I hope you die.

[deadshank 24653]

24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Inspiring words

[retread 2951]

Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. 

[futureman 22462]

4 hours ago, elguapo said:

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

nope.

[Rabidhorn 121]

Maybe Poker’s just not your game, Ike. I know – let’s have a spelling contest!”

[mulletpelini 5211]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Age quad agis.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

What does he need? 

Revenge. 

For what? 

Bein' born.

[Carl Spackler 3483]

He's down by the creek, walkin' on water.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

He's drunk.....

[pops 6985]

They'll be less apt to get nervy with doc on the street howitzer.  

I don't know... Hell, what do you want?

Room service. 

Then again, you may be the Antichrist. 

I ain't easy and I ain't your kid. And you can take sorry and shove it up your ass. 

Johnny Tyler! Madcap! Where you going with that shotgun. 

You tell em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me!

Awe hell, doc, I got plenty of friends. 

I don't. 

I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, behan.

Ed, what an ugly thing to say. 

Well I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny. 

Go ahead.  Skin it!  Skin that smokewagon and see what happens. 

[Bull Horn 118]

There’s no normal life, Wyatt. There’s just life. Get on with it.