NFL tonight 7pm NBC - HOF game Denver vs. Atlanta

[NowThis 931]

it's baaaack!  Any Horns to watch in this game?

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Damn, this really snuck up on me this year.  We just had a baby and try to limit his screen time.  Night games should be no prob, but he's gotta watch the horns and cowboys. 

 

[Handcruser 2805]

Damn, this really snuck up on me this year.  We just had a baby and try to limit his screen time.  Night games should be no prob, but he's gotta watch the horns and cowboys. 
 

What?


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[Deej 76599]

9 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

We just had a baby and try to limit his screen time.  

 

How many hours a day does the newborn spend on his phone and/or tablet?

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

How many hours a day does the newborn spend on his phone and/or tablet?

zero hours

[markstanco 12528]

Apparently too much.

[Machinator 32098]

Just now, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

zero hours

And his smartwatch?

[Machinator 32098]

25 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Any Horns to watch in this game?

Falcons haven't had a Longhorn on the 53 since Blalock retired. Nobody on the Broncos, either.

[JFKFC 4878]

24 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

We just had a baby and try to limit his screen time.  

 

[Born Burnt 6170]

13 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

zero hours

Not even pr0n?

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This future world has future problems brah! 

The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) recommends keeping all screens off around babies and toddlers younger than 18 months. They say a little screen time can be okay for older toddlers, and children 2 and older should get no more than an hour of screen time per day.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8803]

LMAO

 

Dude said hes going to try limiting screen time. Good fucking luck there big guy. That tablets going to be super glued to their hands especially on Saturdays and sundays

 

 

[Deej 76599]

Just turn the baby away from the screen while you watch football. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

LMAO

 

Dude said hes going to try limiting screen time. Good fucking luck there big guy. That tablets going to be super glued to their hands especially on Saturdays and sundays

 

 

Nope.  I'll watch on my tablet if needed.  Screens are bad mkay. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8803]

Im so lost lol

[Tailgate 3019]

[SimonBolivar 10949]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

LMAO

 

Dude said hes going to try limiting screen time. Good fucking luck there big guy. That tablets going to be super glued to their hands especially on Saturdays and sundays

 

 

Are the toddlers buying the tablet themselves or are we just handing them the shiny boxes to keep them quiet?

[Steamboat1874 4036]

28 straight weeks of football starting now !

[NowThis 931]

2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

28 straight weeks of football starting now !

how dare you interject a non-baby reply! 

Edited August 1, 2019 by NowThis

[Steamboat1874 4036]

2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

how dare you interject a non-baby reply! 

Here you go.....

 

[Sock Drawer 214]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Just turn the baby away from the screen while you watch football. 

Yep. That way, his eyes are protected but he can still learn new and excited ways to make "FUUUUUCK!!!!" a three-syllable word

[Red Five 40696]

Good thing I no longer get NBC. Thanks AT&T. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Just now, Sock Drawer said:

Yep. That way, his eyes are protected but he can still learn new and excited ways to make "FUUUUUCK!!!!" a three-syllable word

I mean this is the obvious answer.  However, his chair kinda spins so...

 

[Eugene11 379]

5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Are the toddlers buying the tablet themselves or are we just handing them the shiny boxes to keep them quiet?

Its called a baby sitter when parents dont want to parent. Its NOT the parents fault that screen time is too high....duh!

[APMP 686]

Mmm football

[WhatTheBuck 28721]

7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Im so lost lol

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

The most exciting 5 minutes of August. FOOTBALL IS BACK, then the starters are out and I turn it off. But FOOTBALL!

[SimonBolivar 10949]

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Good thing I no longer get NBC. Thanks AT&T. 

If you want to scratch that itch

https://puffer.stanford.edu

[SimonBolivar 10949]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

The most exciting 5 minutes of August. FOOTBALL IS BACK, then the starters are out and I turn it off. But FOOTBALL!

Do the starters even play at all in the HoF game anymore? I feel like the in last 5 or so years they've sat  until preseason week 1.

[JFKFC 4878]

7 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

7 hours ago, Machinator said:

This future world has future problems brah! 

The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) recommends keeping all screens off around babies and toddlers younger than 18 months. They say a little screen time can be okay for older toddlers, and children 2 and older should get no more than an hour of screen time per day.

[Radical Larry 28533]

First “Shut the fuck up, Collinsworth” of the season.


Feels good.

[SimonBolivar 10949]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

First “Shut the fuck up, Collinsworth” of the season.


Feels good.

It is truly football season.

[texaslong 678]

10 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Damn, this really snuck up on me this year.  We just had a baby and try to limit his screen time.  Night games should be no prob, but he's gotta watch the horns and cowboys. 

 

As your baby gets older the tablet and tv will be your saving grace. We tried to take away and limit our kids tablets and tv, but they decided to annoy the crap out of us when they didn’t have them.

[Deej 76599]

Don't let your babies watch Matt Schaub.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Elway is looking old.

[Deej 76599]

6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Elway is looking old.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

[Dennis Taylor 18725]

My in-depth analysis of Drew Lock leads me to the conclusion that he sucks

[Bone3421 716]

Did you ever go against the computer?

Brandt: once, we should have took joe montana but we had 3 veteran qb's and you dont hold 4 qb's on your roster.

[Deej 76599]

Collinsworth needs to stick to American Pickers.

[Big D 249]

Lock sucks.

[NowThis 931]

this is the Superbowl 33 rematch btw

 

 

Edited August 2, 2019 by NowThis

[Chet Steadman 940]

Thanks a lot AT&T.  I’ll go ahead and start the cancellation process first thing tomorrow morning.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

Zaccchaeus was a wee little man.

[Dennis Taylor 18725]

7 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

Thanks a lot AT&T.  I’ll go ahead and start the cancellation process first thing tomorrow morning.  

You don't have NBC?

[Deej 76599]

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You don't have NBC?

Antennas, how do they work?

[Vito Andolini 9115]

My antennae (multiple) don’t work for shit in my neighborhood, but my smart TV has the NBC app, and it’s working, so I’m able to watch. Oh yeah, we dumped the ridiculously overpriced DirecTV in January and haven’t regretted it one second.

The Falcons backup QB looks pretty good.

[Machinator 32098]

 

[markstanco 12528]

 

If that was PI and it stands, no reason to challenge it going forward. DB had good position.

Now do offensive line and their holding challenges.

[Slacks 6792]

so.... I like this backup qb for the falcons except for...

his throws are just a bit late, but consistently late... (is this processing or trust?)
his throws are less accurate (sails) when his feet aren't set, which happens when he's under pressure...(needs to stand in one more beat)

I can let the 2nd issue slide, because that's the case for most qbs early in the season, but if it continues, he'll be an int machine...

I do like...
he has some scramble ability.
he has good zip on his throw
he he has a quick release (but with a little wind up, if that makes sense)

I'm analyzing some dude...

man, football.

[Slacks 6792]

what in the flying fuck is that call?