2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread

[RomaVicta 30508]

31 minutes ago, someguy said:

not a walk on.  everyone going to be fine.

Negged for not knowing shit but trying to start shit.

[closetojumping 65297]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Negged for not knowing shit but trying to start shit.

Is this the guy that knew that Samples was gone before anybody else? If so, he works in Belmont. 

[RomaVicta 30508]

Still a useless post.

 

[Laga4 1270]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Still a useless post.

 

Useless post on Surly.  

How unusual. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13387]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is this the guy that knew that Samples was gone before anybody else? If so, he works in Belmont. 

Looks like just some guy to me.

[Wishbone 4924]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is this the guy that knew that Samples was gone before anybody else? If so, he works in Belmont. 

I thought that guys handle was Babytime?

[Machinator 32102]

nm

Edited August 13, 2019 by Machinator

[Bruh Man 3160]

27 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

That was Bohls asking the Brewer that really cringey line of questions right? 

Yeah and the ones about CJ's "guns".

[Machinator 32102]

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is this the guy that knew that Samples was gone before anybody else? If so, he works in Belmont. 

That was @ajfranz95

[Wishbone 4924]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

That was @ajfranz95

Yeah, that’s it.

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[texifornia 58825]

Microback success

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[ztejas 44114]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Microback success

 

Nvm

Edited August 13, 2019 by ztejas

[Tex Long 4620]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Is this the guy that knew that Samples was gone before anybody else? If so, he works in Belmont. 

Prolly better if we had a source who works in Bellmont...

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Is this the guy that knew that Samples was gone before anybody else? If so, he works in Belmont. 

No.  

But he is the guy who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club

[Pig Bellmont 8870]

2 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Can we just confirm it's not Sam? kthxbai

[going to hell] it can’t be Sam because the coaches wanted to contact the parents

[6th Street 6655]

54 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Is that the one from the McDonald's on MLK?

[texifornia 58825]

 

[squeegeedegg 724]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Now I want to see the whole vid, that was hilarious!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13387]

Can we teach our defensive linemen that sleep maneuver to be utilized against OU quarterbacks?

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Katfid54 9005]

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

That shit is incredible. 

[westexhorn 2158]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

That shit is incredible. 

I love the reaction from everyone after seeing Overshown getting hypnotized

[Katfid54 9005]

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

I love the reaction from everyone after seeing Overshown getting hypnotized

JWhit getting offended when he says "thank you" was unbelievable. As was Jamison scrunching along the ground.

[Vito Andolini 9432]

Is Whittington the “offended by ‘thank you’” player? #NoKatfid

Looks like I got my answer  😀

Edited August 13, 2019 by Vito Andolini

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

JWhit getting offended when he says "thank you" was unbelievable. As was Jamison scrunching along the ground.

Whit is A LOT bigger than I thought

[squeegeedegg 724]

Carson looks good too

[Vito Andolini 9432]

5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Whit is A LOT bigger than I thought

I think there’s a bodybuilder or two in his family, so he may have the physiology to get really big. 

[SHOOTER12 8883]

On 8/11/2019 at 5:42 PM, Bobby_Batronic said:

I’ve made it pretty clear that I’m fine with their being hurt during the course of normal practice.it happens.

Oh noes, I was wrong about their being injured during the scrimmage. How will I ever weather your small peen BS. If the coaches held them out it was smart. It would also be against the grain of their prior pre season work. 

Sheesh, have a chill pill and a brew dude.

You're going to miss all the fun if you stroke out before the season starts.

[jdhorn92 1590]

57 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

[going to hell] it can’t be Sam because the coaches wanted to contact the parents

Hmm?! Not sure how-why this isn’t getting more attention.  Iswydt

[SHOOTER12 8883]

On 8/11/2019 at 6:38 PM, hookem48 said:

Without going back through the thread do I understand we have a couple amputations scheduled for tomorrow?

Aw Fark, I'll take one for the team, but that's all I got left... just one.

[Ricky Butler 2790]

34 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

That shit is incredible. 

I thought it could be fake until none of them broke character. Pretty crazy.

[SHOOTER12 8883]

On 8/12/2019 at 8:24 AM, Rickylovesweed said:

A lot of his film is at RB. There's plenty of big runs at RB if that's your thing. Open his HUDL.

Watch the 2nd and 3rd plays. He's the definition of a scatback. He could easily play RB at this level and be very good at it. Not giving him touches out of the backfield would be dumb even absent the injuries because he has the ability to house runs like these. It's the same concept as bubble screens which you will see a lot of with Smith in the slot. Get guys that are fast the ball in their hands. 

 

That is one quick shifty son of a gun.

[SHOOTER12 8883]

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

I am not proud of my immediate gut reaction to that update.

Was GDGD at practice today?

[texifornia 58825]

https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=9210

UT RBs or Spinal Tap drummers?

Edited August 13, 2019 by texifornia

[ztejas 44114]

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

[going to hell] it can’t be Sam because the coaches wanted to contact the parents

You win Surly today.

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, texifornia said:

UT RBs or Spinal Tap drummers?

Harry Potter Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers 

[futureman 22667]

4 hours ago, txhorns said:

So where do I go to bet the house on Devin Duverney winning the Heisman?

make sure you spell his name right on the write-in ballot. 

[dad 557]

https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=9210

5'5" 160 lb RB can easily get his bell run in practice. Hope he's ok.

[westexhorn 2158]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=9210

UT RBs or Spinal Tap drummers?

didn't he just get the stripe removed or something?  did that mean he was gonna become a contributor? did we lose another RB?

[futureman 22667]

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

didn't he just get the stripe removed or something?  did that mean he was gonna become a contributor? did we lose another RB?

we lost a young man who was giving his all for the good of the team and that’s all that matters. 

[Katfid54 9005]

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

didn't he just get the stripe removed or something?  did that mean he was gonna become a contributor? did we lose another RB?

That was Jarrett Smith, not Jaren Watkins, you fucking RBist fucking fuck. 

[texifornia 58825]

6 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

didn't he just get the stripe removed or something?  did that mean he was gonna become a contributor? did we lose another RB?

You got our microbacks confused

[westexhorn 2158]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You got our microbacks confused

did i pull a katfid?

[Pig Bellmont 8870]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=9210

UT RBs or Spinal Tap drummers?

So glad they preemptively tweeted about EMS getting fans and families scared for a minor injury 🙄

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Sheesh, have a chill pill and a brew dude.

You're going to miss all the fun if you stroke out before the season starts.

Quoting a two day old post is a pretty decent indication that everyone is over it. 

[Katfid54 9005]

3 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Quoting a two day old post is a pretty decent indication that everyone is over it. 

Probably should have held watkins out of practice today, though, right?

[TexArcher 38823]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

She's absolutely right.