2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread

[Tex Pete 20399]

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

I assume he followed this up by immediately tweeting the name.

That's exactly what I expect out of that worthless stupid fuck.

He probably tweeted that thinking, "I'm posting the name if the University doesn't release it in the next 15 minutes,." 

 

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[Burt Macklin 19038]

35 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Lost all credibility last year with all of your endless, anti-Sam posts.  

You thought 6th Street had credibility last year?! 

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

South Austin’s mom on every Surly poster:

”He’s a nightmare in the slot.”

 

This was definitely the most interesting quote he tweeted.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

FGK

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[Johnny Sack 8397]

Ketchum is lazy.  He knows as much about the identity of that player as I do.

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[mr.goodkat 464]

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

this guy is still a thing ? i totes forgots  bout him . 

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[txhorns 2409]

So where do I go to bet the house on Devin Duverney winning the Heisman?

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[Tex Long 4401]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Ketchum is lazy.  He knows as much about the identity of that player as I do.

You left out fat, stupid, and worthless.

Four pejoratives, one more than it took Brett Butler to go on the wagon when Hollywood writers went from "fat drunk" to "fat drunken slut" - which she said was her wakeup call.

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[Tex Long 4401]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

This right here. ARF puts a premium on accurate punting - if your teammate catches your punt in the air, he gets a free kick. They work on kicking the ball to a player in motion. Dicko and Thompson connected several times inside oppo's ten. Def want to see that start happening again.

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[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

This is my favorite one. He and Dicko were great in 2017.

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[RomaVicta 29930]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Sam fine-tuning his deep throws to Duvernay and the seam route to the TE would be most satisfying. I think those plays were the most likely to make me shout, "Yes!...Fuck!" last year.

Edited August 13, 2019 by RomaVicta

[TexasFan21 1275]

17 minutes ago, txhorns said:

So where do I go to bet the house on Devin Duverney winning the Heisman?

What odds you want and for how much? 

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[GoldAppleCorps 619]

21 minutes ago, txhorns said:

So where do I go to bet the house on Devin Duverney winning the Heisman?

If the coaching staff is still liking Duvernay in the slot, that tells me they think the OL can pass protect long enough to develop his routes effectively. If that's the case (and Sam can consistently put the ball on target), this would become a very dangerous offense.

[RomaVicta 29930]

39 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

It occurs to me that Ketchum doesn't know who was injured and is afraid of being scooped. Now he can take the unaccustomed moral high ground.

[texifornia 57001]

Lol 8th in the Big 12. Alrighty.

https://www.actionnetwork.com/article/author/collin-wilson

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[BrazilHorn 6613]

I still have Kobe Boyce flashbacks from when he filled in for Boyd vs OK State. I am hopeful (and sure based on other player's development) he has made progress but boy did he struggle last year.

[ztejas 43476]

[Burt Macklin 19038]

 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Yuck. Boyce got killed last year and they just posted a vid of him last week looking completely lost against Eagles. I have a hard time seeing Boyce starting Game 1 as a good sign for our defense. Hopefully they’re just shuffling CBs around right now.

[Red Five 40862]

Well Cook won't be starting the first game. 

[mdleast 8295]

Didn’t see this posted above. Any word on what happened?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

1 minute ago, mdleast said:

Didn’t see this posted above. Any word on what happened?

No word yet, although there was rumblings it's a walk-on

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

No word yet, although there was rumblings it's a walk-on

It was confirmed to be a walk on 

[EZ$ 2105]

Thank God....oh, I mean thoughts and prayers. 

[TxEx84 405]

Confirmed by who?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

By your mom.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

3 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

Confirmed by who?

An unconfirmed source.

[brojangles2 786]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I am not proud of my immediate gut reaction to that update.

Same. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well Cook won't be starting the first game. 

Thank god it's against the Fightin' Terry Bradshaws.

[South Austin 52519]

19 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Thank God....oh, I mean thoughts and prayers. 

I feel slightly shitty for having that same initial reaction. 

Seriously, no matter who it is, I hope the kid is okay, and glad his name is being kept under wraps for now.

[Native Horn 3504]

39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Thanks Kurt for that 48-hour old update.  And TWO hands?  What a scoop!

[Rudiger 1163]

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

So where do I go to bet the house on Devin Duverney winning the Heisman?

Las Vegas?

[conVINCEd 21469]

33 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Yuck. Boyce got killed last year and they just posted a vid of him last week looking completely lost against Eagles. I have a hard time seeing Boyce starting Game 1 as a good sign for our defense. Hopefully they’re just shuffling CBs around right now.

Depth insurance.

[someguy 1508]

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

It was confirmed to be a walk on 

not a walk on.  everyone going to be fine.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

not a walk on.  everyone going to be fine.

If you don’t want to say the name, can you at least give a bit of detail? Assuming you know.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Can we just confirm it's not Sam? kthxbai

[South Austin 52519]

4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Can we just confirm it's not Sam? kthxbai

It's not Sam Elliot.  That'll be $9.95.

[Bruh Man 3160]

Some strange questions from Bohls in here. 

 

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14 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Some strange questions from Bohls in here. 

 

That was Bohls asking the Brewer that really cringey line of questions right?