2020 RB Bijan Robinson

[Pato del Muerto 52357]

13 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

that looked scary as fuck when it happened

After he landed, I got pissed at brando and Tillman for ignoring it to yammer about the ball being loose. I think it took a replay before they even acknowledged it as scary. 

[SquishMitten 10402]

As someone with chronic back pain, gotta admit I’m pretty envious of that kind of flexibility. Also, he can probably suck his own dong.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

8 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

As someone with chronic back pain, gotta admit I’m pretty envious of that kind of flexibility. Also, he can probably suck his own dong.

He could see his own asshole with what happened. 

[futureman 22418]

12 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

As someone with chronic back pain, gotta admit I’m pretty envious of that kind of flexibility. Also, he can probably suck his own dong.

what an odd response. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

Thank Jesus/Allah/Buddha/Ra that Bijan is still with us, much less walking today.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

15 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I absolutely thought his career was over when that happened, but then the stretchers never came on the field. He’s lucky. 

I just assume that's the kind of thing that doesn't immediately hurt like a broken bone.  He's probably feeling it this morning.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

15 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

In my very limited medical opinion, think we’re going to see some lingering effects of that for the next few weeks i.e. Bijan isn’t going to be featured or if he is will look a little different. You don’t just walk out of that without your body saying holy fuck for a bit.

I'd be surprised if he plays next week.  I would hope the medical staff doesn't mess around with neck or spine injuries.  It's not like you can just tape them up.

[Burt Macklin 19000]

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I just assume that's the kind of thing that doesn't immediately hurt like a broken bone.  He's probably feeling it this morning.  

I’m sure he is, but just being able to get up and walk off after that play is extremely fortunate 

[Beau Vine 54013]

15 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Yeah, I kind of grabbed my neck and kind of screeched, which got the whole house laughing .

I immediately thought, "That's a dude who can suck his own dick."

[Pato del Muerto 52357]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I immediately thought, "That's a dude who can suck his own dick."

Now we know why he’s always got a big smile. 

[futureman 22418]

[TommyGufano 6021]

32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I immediately thought, "That's a dude who can suck his own dick."

most ppl who attempt it do so by bending forward at the waist. Kid has got his own style

[TexasFan21 1275]

The fact it detached the bottom part of his face mask and he was able to walk away is wild.

[Laga4 1270]

I'll take Bijan's neck over Vince's ankle.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

5 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

most ppl who attempt it do so by bending forward at the waist. Kid has got his own style

That's the big dick approach

[Mdhorn 5912]

Took a helmet to the middle of his back in mid air.  Dude is elastic.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

He basically tried to hurdle a guy who was almost standing straight up. I truly hope he’s ok, with no long term implications.

[futureman 22418]

6 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 I truly hope he’s ok

I’m glad.  if you’d have just said “I hope he’s ok” I would have thought you were full of shit. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’m glad.  if you’d have just said “I hope he’s ok” I would have thought you were full of shit. 

Well, you just don’t know how evil I can be.

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

11 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

The fact it detached the bottom part of his face mask and he was able to walk away is wild.

I think the swing-away face mask is so he can suck his own dick. 

[ASDFASDF 266]

Self-fellatio talk not going away. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

35 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Self-fellatio talk not going away. 

Print this on a burnt orange tee and put it in the Co-op, shit would sell

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

45 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Self-fellatio talk not going away. 

Bijan is Swahili for self-fellatio. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

i'll be surprised if we see him again for awhile,  it also really sucks that our o line is pure trash, cant open a hole, and appears to be weaker than baby shit in the sun, because none of our RB's can seem to get going,   but i echo the mortal men would have been killed on that play 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

i'll be surprised if we see him again for awhile,  it also really sucks that our o line is pure trash, cant open a hole, and appears to be weaker than baby shit in the sun, because none of our RB's can seem to get going,   but i echo the mortal men would have been killed on that play 

Ingram averaged 7.4 yards per carry. I’d say we didn’t run him enough.

[Okcool 782]

7 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Ingram averaged 7.4 yards per carry. I’d say we didn’t run him enough.

He kept tapping himself out of the game. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

35 minutes ago, Okcool said:

He kept tapping himself out of the game. 

I saw that once. It happened multiple times? Do we know if it was injury or stamina related?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Bijan is Swahili for self-fellatio. 

So when you give yourself a bj is a “Bijan”?

definitely sounds classier 

[Okcool 782]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I saw that once. It happened multiple times? Do we know if it was injury or stamina related?

I only saw it twice when the cameras were on him, but heard on radio it was multiple times. Did hear Bijan was fine late yesterday, but would agree with others there are probably lingering effects. I won’t be shocked if he isn’t playing Saturday as a precaution. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Print this on a burnt orange tee and put it in the Co-op, shit would sell

 

 

Tool rules 🤘

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I saw that once. It happened multiple times? Do we know if it was injury or stamina related?

I saw it a few times as well, but I don't think it's injury related. He wasn't limping, I think he was gassed. I remember last year he was talking about how he eats a shit ton of pizza. Whatever he's eating might be slowing him down. I dunno, I'm a tard

[Mason Ramsey 3372]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52357]

I wonder what the Texas coaches and tech coaches specifically since they have game film review of the play, but also coaches in general, said/would say to their team about  hurdling players and how vulnerable you can be to a bad landing, and to the second hit that was obviously unnecessary as Robinson was going to be down where he landed, and made a dangerous situation worse. 

[Hank_Hill 18508]

That's a lot of commas.

[Noah Fence 480]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder what the Texas coaches and tech coaches specifically since they have game film review of the play, but also coaches in general, said/would say to their team about  hurdling players and how vulnerable you can be to a bad landing, and to the second hit that was obviously unnecessary as Robinson was going to be down where he landed, and made a dangerous situation worse. 

Looked like it should have been called targeting.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

His first reality check that this isn't hs anymore. Good to see he'll make a comeback. No more hurdling shit. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1254]

Every time I open this thread, I still expect to see a terrible update, for no reason. I thank the Lord that he is still alive.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

That's a lot of commas.

 

 

[hornfromdallas 334]

[chad.ihrig 578]

anyone have the OB update on Bijan?


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[markstanco 12524]

Tool rules

1994ish was the best years.

[texifornia 56561]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

On 9/28/2020 at 11:23 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Tool rules

1994ish was the best years.

 

[KYHorn 16865]

22 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

anyone have the OB update on Bijan?


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Check the 21 recruiting thread. Don't know why you didn't check there first!

[markstanco 12524]

 

Well played.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

1996, but well played 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11946]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

On 9/28/2020 at 10:23 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Tool rules

1994ish was the best years.

1996, but hey, you're good in my book. It's a coloring book, but you're good. 

[EZ$ 2102]

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

[RGBIII 22798]

3 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Bijan isn’t fast, explosive or elusive. He’s a glider with some one-cut ability, but definitely not the best RB recruit in the nation.  Pretty disappointed, but we really aren’t utilizing his 1 or 2 strengths in this offense. 

That’s what happens when you have a fucking moron running him directly into 6 defenders behind Denzel fucking Okafor

[futureman 22418]

he’ll portal to bama and get drafted on day one. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

The man can block though