Red Light in Window

[Horn_Spanker 524]

I have a neighbor, widower in his 50s, who has started some odd behavior.  About once every two weeks he'll have a lamp with a red bulb in the front window very early in the morning.  In the last ten years he's had very few visitors, but now there seems to be different cars there every other day.

As far as I know, he's heterosexual (I knew his deceased wife) and not a druggie.  Works from home, so the visitors are there at random times throughout the day.

Does a red light have some modern meaning besides prostitution?

 

 

 

[RoundRobin 828]

Maybe he's just a big fan of The Police. 

[deadshank 24653]

Grow a set and go axck her.  Take $20 with you just in case. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

[El Diablo 4232]

Sounds like he's changed jobs.

[Ghost of LL 15539]

It's drugs.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2409]

Does he have sex slaves in the house the he is renting?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the address?

[bernorange 8363]

Different cars there every other day?  Sounds like drugs to me.

[TornACL 7722]

You should definitely post about it on Nextdoor so your entire neighborhood can start throwing around theories. Get all the olds in your hood all worked up about it, and they'll find out what the hell is going on before too long.

[Sbbruin 21866]

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

You should definitely post about it on Nextdoor so your entire neighborhood can start throwing around theories. Get all the olds in your hood all worked up about it, and they'll find out what the hell is going on before too long.

Nextdoor is such a hive of busybodies and retards.

[elfenix 34331]

and then post the responses on surly

[dirtonia 269]

Sounds like some butthole stuff. Go check it out!

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

I'd watch your cornhole. Red light at night, sailors delight. Red light in the morning, sailors take warning.

[kmac30 416]

Definitely needs to go on Nextdoor. Then relayed here

[Moby Ric 2058]

My money is on swingers.  I hear they put white rocks in their landscaping as a signal too. 

[Call 393]

Roxxxxxanne

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Nextdoor is such a hive of busybodies and retards.

So... kinda like TexAgs?

[Enchubben 5510]

On 4/3/2018 at 5:05 PM, Moby Ric said:

My money is on swingers.  I hear they put white rocks in their landscaping as a signal too. 

I heard it was the red mulch that meant swingers.

I got a neighbor with red mulch surrounded by white rocks; can’t imagine the sort of stuff that goes on inside their house.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

On 4/3/2018 at 11:06 AM, TornACL said:

You should definitely post about it on Nextdoor so your entire neighborhood can start throwing around theories. Get all the olds in your hood all worked up about it, and they'll find out what the hell is going on before too long.

This dude gets it.  

[Tailleur17 361]

I heard it was the red mulch that meant swingers.
I got a neighbor with red mulch surrounded by white rocks; can’t imagine the sort of stuff that goes on inside their house.

Damn, I thought it was pineapples.