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26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There should be hula bars. 

There should be hula baristas.  That morning cup o’ joe would coincide with some other great morning enterprises 

Posted
6 hours ago, Twizzler said:

Guess how much a yeti dog bowl costs.

Guess how I know.

We were at Academy last night and my wife saw the yeti ice packs right next to the cheap igloo ones and was convinced that the yeti ones had to be much better because they were so expensive.

Posted
1 minute ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

We were at Academy last night and my wife saw the yeti ice packs right next to the cheap igloo ones and was convinced that the yeti ones had to be much better because they were so expensive.

Didn't the Indian Army just find proof that Yeti is more effective?

Evidence, people, evidence.

Posted
5 hours ago, DaysOff said:
7 hours ago, Twizzler said:
Guess how much a yeti dog bowl costs.
Guess how I know.

It'll keep your dog's room temperature water at room temperature smart guy.

So will the toilet 

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a stainless one (which is what they are supposed to drink and eat out of) costs $6 at the walmarts.

 

this is the best thread in the whole internets.

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Posted
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Bout tree fiddy?

Just looked..50 bucks. But it comes in array of colors thatll match the theme of the new house you're going to build them.

FIFY

Posted
1 hour ago, AM Wood said:

a stainless one (which is what they are supposed to drink and eat out of) costs $6 at the walmarts.

 

this is the best thread in the whole internets.

They are?

Mine eats out of a castoff Tupperware container and drinks out of the toilet.  Dog, not wife...

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Posted
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Bout tree fiddy?

Just looked..50 bucks. But it comes in array of colors thatll match the theme of their house

so, she can get an Easter/spring color one, a Memorial Day/ 4th of July one, a fall one, Halloween one,  Christmas, Valentines Day, and a regular one ...

tree fiddy  

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

They are?

Mine eats out of a castoff Tupperware container and drinks out of the toilet.  Dog, not wife...

some plastics give them acne on their chin. the dog.... and maybe the wife.

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

some plastics give them acne on their chin. the dog.... and maybe the wife.

 

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I’ve read that semen is good for complexion, but I don’t know how close you and your dog are. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, AM Wood said:

a stainless one (which is what they are supposed to drink and eat out of) costs $6 at the walmarts.

 

this is the best thread in the whole internets.

Clearly you haven't seen all the porn.

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Posted
12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

You need a lid for it to keep your dog from spilling everywhere?  I know a dude

That dog is not going to get roofied at a music venue, so there's that.

Posted
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve read that semen is good for complexion, but I don’t know how close you and your dog are. 

welp, he high tails it when he hears the peanut butter jar opening.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Mudcat35 said:

I evidently have a magic phone in my car.  

Yesterday, the wife and I were driving back to Austin.  We were in separate cars.  While driving, she calls me from her car and tells me "I left my phone back at the house".  No, you didn't, because the car uses the cell phone.  The car is just the interface, the phone is the phone.  I *think* I got her to believe me, but I'm still not sure.

In any case, the phone was in her purse.

 

SMDH.

quality

Posted
23 minutes ago, Mudcat35 said:

I evidently have a magic phone in my car.  

Yesterday, the wife and I were driving back to Austin.  We were in separate cars.  While driving, she calls me from her car and tells me "I left my phone back at the house".  No, you didn't, because the car uses the cell phone.  The car is just the interface, the phone is the phone.  I *think* I got her to believe me, but I'm still not sure.

In any case, the phone was in her purse.

 

SMDH.

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Posted

That’s similar to them misplacing key fobs all the damn time. Every time she’s looking for one the first thing I do is go out and see if the car will crank. 100% of the time it has. I walk back in and tell her I’ve narrowed down her search area.

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Posted
49 minutes ago, EE2B said:

That’s similar to them misplacing key fobs all the damn time. Every time she’s looking for one the first thing I do is go out and see if the car will crank. 100% of the time it has. I walk back in and tell her I’ve narrowed down her search area.

Next time you need to parlay your "help" into some special benefits.

Posted
1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

women&math.gif

even my 8 yo knows this

8yo: it was 3 years ago
wife: it was 2 years ago
8yo: it was 3 years ago
wife: it was 2 years ago, why to you keep arguing with me?
8yo: because you're bad at math

I couldn't stop laughing and my wife was not amused.

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Posted
That’s similar to them misplacing key fobs all the damn time. Every time she’s looking for one the first thing I do is go out and see if the car will crank. 100% of the time it has. I walk back in and tell her I’ve narrowed down her search area.

I got those little Tiles mostly because of her. I used to think she liked my keys more because there were only 2 keys and a fob on each set, whereas hers looks like a janitors. Then I started finding all 3 sets in her purse.

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even my 8 yo knows this
8yo: it was 3 years ago
wife: it was 2 years ago
8yo: it was 3 years ago
wife: it was 2 years ago, why to you keep arguing with me?
8yo: because you're bad at math
I couldn't stop laughing and my wife was not amused.
8 yo has no chill..damn
Posted
On 5/3/2019 at 2:26 PM, CycleTex87 said:

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I basically have a math major and my career is built around math. I ended up with two daughters. I hate nights when they have math homework, because they are really smart kids except for that one specific area. Between math and boys, high school is going to be quite an enjoyable time in my life I feel.

Posted
15 minutes ago, Modessit said:

At Mexican restaurant:

 

lemme guess you go to  a fancy restaurant and she sees the Soup Du Jour, and asks whats that... and the response of "Soup of the Day" comes back and she says, that sounds good, I'll have that?

(yes, its a dumb & dumber ref)

Posted
On 5/3/2019 at 3:52 PM, blacklab said:

even my 8 yo knows this

8yo: it was 3 years ago
wife: it was 2 years ago
8yo: it was 3 years ago
wife: it was 2 years ago, why to you keep arguing with me?
8yo: because you're bad at math

I couldn't stop laughing and my wife was not amused.

Well what was the right answer? 

Posted
55 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

If there is one thing I loathe more than anything else is the "Let me show you all of the clothes I bought" recap when she gets back from the store. 

But how else will you know how much money she saved you?

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