Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

3 hours ago, GottaB said:

We have three boys in middle school. Their snacks of choice are apples and strawberries.

We probably go through 4 apples and a pound of strawberries a day.

She does the grocery shopping on Saturday. Anyone want to take a guess as to how many apples and pounds of strawberries she comes home with?

Bonus points if you can guess what day of the week I am asked to stop and pick up more fruit.



I have taken to going to Costco and buying supplemental fruit on Sunday to get us to at least Wednesday.

Opposite problem here.  I throw out a bag of grapes, several apples, several oranges, etc. every weekend.  I've asked her to get packaged fruit, but I'm told it'll be eaten this time.

[Sam Lin 3541]

Oh like the bag of kale.

[Tex Long 4344]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Found out last night that my wife didn't know how to adjust the TV volume with the Roku remote.   

We've been using a Roku since 2018.

Replace "Roku" with "Fire Stick" and I'm right there with you.

[luke duke 6383]

Oh like the bag of kale.

My wife printed some kind of kale soup recipe about a month ago. Every week since then she’s bought a bag of kale and thrown it away before the next trip to the store. Rinse. Repeat.

[Brisketexan 104548]

My wife printed some kind of kale soup recipe about a month ago. Every week since then she’s bought a bag of kale and thrown it away before the next trip to the store. Rinse. Repeat.

Your wife is throwing away kale.
Every time she does that, it’s a positive entry on your ledger, don’t complain.