Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do

[Dnaguy 11916]

2 hours ago, idigTexas said:

Why are you heating your hot water?  

To get it hotter.

🤷🏼‍♂️

[General Specific 3252]

I feel your pain brother.
Wife's car won't start, her: "could it be the tire pressure is low?"

Sounds like she at least did a little troubleshooting, and checked the blinker fluid first!

[Tex Long 4382]

Are there wives who don't baby-talk to their sweety-pie little doggies?

[Sam Lin 3550]

What you call yourself in bed is none of our business.

[Superhero 8826]

Me to the kids: Hey guys, it’s 9:30. You need to turn off the TV and go to bed.

Me to the wife: Why are you still watching TV with them? It’s time for them to go to bed.

Wife: I told them at least 2 times to turn off the TV and they won’t listen.

Me: You’re the adult in the room. You can turn off the TV yourself, but you’re just sitting there watching with them!

 

*tone*

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

On 11/16/2024 at 9:58 PM, Dnaguy said:

Probably.

But considering this is literally every time my wife asks me to fix something…. And then asks me a million questions…. Or then if I take longer than she likes asks ‘Do you know what you’re doing?’ … I had reached my limit. 

She’s trying to learn how to fix stuff so she can do it herself when she leaves your grouchy ass. 

On 11/15/2024 at 12:51 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Close.
Cheetos

Fritos.