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I swear Mrs. CHIEF has to be a man trapped in a female body. I asked her what she wanted to do for Valentines. She said we will take care of that tonight. It is just another holiday that Hallmark made up to sell cards. She is way too practical and level headed. I guess that’s why we are going on 32 years of marriage. 
 

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48 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Once again my wife is wrong on the number of years.

I know the year, 1993. The date is somewhere between August 3rd, and August 7th.

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On 2/17/2025 at 9:49 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Maybe she's just counting the reasonably good years.

Yeah, she doesn't like it when I say "we've been married 42 years, 15 of them good."

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27 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

She woke up with a dry mouth, I told her she slept with her mouth open and was snoring..

Her: You think I need to get a sleepap machine?

 

Oh Trixie.

Poco, you absolutely own this thread.

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27 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

What, she didn’t like the use of, “suck it up, buttercup” or other such wisdom?

"Beer before liquor - never drunk quicker. Liquor before beer - in the clear."

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5 hours ago, Sandman said:

Wife: What should I text to Daughter about [serious situation]?

Me: Tell her exactly this [Profound Fatherly Wisdom]

Wife: Ok, I just typed absolutely nothing you said. Is that ok?

 

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39 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Pretty sure that's when you have 5-8 people playing tambourine at the same time with no other musical instruments. More than 8 is a monster jambourine.

Mmmmm no I think it's a clothing line for toddlers that also hosts activities in a shared space. 

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On 2/25/2025 at 3:06 PM, gernblansten said:

Pretty sure that's when you have 5-8 people playing tambourine at the same time with no other musical instruments. More than 8 is a monster jambourine.

 Needs more cowbell. 

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On 2/25/2025 at 3:26 PM, Pokoloco said:

"jambourine"

My wife speaks Trixie and I have to interpret for others often   I'm a little stumped on this one.  Did she mean tambourine?  Jamboree?  Jubilee?  How was it used in a sentence?

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I dont understand the psychological basis behind the meme of women and murder mysteries … but yeah all my wife watches on streaming are swedish homicide thrillers and harlan coben style investigative shows

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Driving through the busy intersection near our house this morning. A voice from the backseat -

 

 

“We passed this light yesterday. The police did not come to get mommy because they were not here.”

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4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Driving through the busy intersection near our house this morning. A voice from the backseat -

 

 

“We passed this light yesterday. The police did not come to get mommy because they were not here.”

Snitches get stitches, kid. 

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On 2/20/2025 at 8:34 AM, Crapinon said:

Yeah, she doesn't like it when I say "we've been married 57 years, 6 or 7 of them were pretty good."

This is the line I have used several times in the past year. Mrs. Brat doesn’t like my humor.

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