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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

There's only 9 in Dallas though

Here in Denver, we have mountain Kroger (King Sooper's) 

QFC and Fred Meyer in the Northwest. Ralph's in California 

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On 3/26/2025 at 6:15 PM, ztejas said:

Correct. And all of them are East of this line. 

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We have a huge Kroger's right across the street from our big HEB, we are about 25 miles west of that line. I don't know how many times Mrs. CHIEF has told a store associate, "you no longer carry, whatever item ?" ,  "don't make me go across the street to The Devil's store to have to get it."

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I just had a flashback. Would y’all find it weird for a woman have a C-section and then a tummy tuck while still under anesthesia? The way I remember it she was trying to swing a twofer with the hospital and anesthesiologist. It was 25 years ago, but at the time I could buy the logic.

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12 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

I just had a flashback. Would y’all find it weird for a woman have a C-section and then a tummy tuck while still under anesthesia? The way I remember it she was trying to swing a twofer with the hospital and anesthesiologist. It was 25 years ago, but at the time I could buy the logic.

Buddy's wife did a C-Section, then had her abdominal hernia repaired (essentially, from what he told me, they laced her abs back together like a corset while she was under) along with getting her tubes tied.  

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Wife got a new debit card because hers expired at the end of March. She texted me yesterday because she stopped to get gas and - of course - forgot to activate the card. I told her to use the backup credit card we usually keep only for emergencies.

I was home, and told her to go ahead and activate it while she was pumping gas. She told me she couldn't remember her password and she got locked out of the website after failing too many times, so now she has to call Support. I told her to go ahead and call right then and get it activated, but she didn't want to call right then. So I sent this message:

"Call when you get home."

About 30 minutes later my phone rang.

Her: "I'm home."







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Not mine, but someone else's wife or girlfriend.

Merging from 1 freeway to another, everyone is trying to "zipper" in and it's usually fairly smooth. Trying to zipper in today with my turn signal on, and the chick behind me speeds up to try to block me. I have a bigger car so she backed off and honked at me. This happens at least once a month. Bitch.

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My wife is so incredibly shitty at trivia that it's like she had a brain injury.  We were playing 80s trivia (which should be right up her alley, graduated HS in '85) at the bar the other night and she didn't know the name of the Cheers theme song.  And then, "Who was Mr. Rourke's sidekick on Fantasy Island?"

"I know this!  Toto!  The plane, the plane!"

Ugh Frustrated GIF by Equipe de France de Football

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

at the bar the other night and she didn't know the name of the Cheers theme song.

Is it just called "where everybody knows your name?"

I've never seen an episode and I know that. Granted I'm very good at trivia.

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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is it just called "where everybody knows your name?"

I've never seen an episode and I know that. Granted I'm very good at trivia.

Yes, I even started singing it for her.  

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