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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

She also told me in no certain terms that she doesn't want to hear what I have to say.

So... I haven't spoken to her since Friday night. It wasn't too hard since I was out of the house most of the weekend - camping with my daughter and doing dad/son stuff afterwards. But I've kept my mouth shut in case in my tiptoeing around, I break another fragile eggshell that is her feels.

 

She's really good at cold warfare, so we'll see who breaks the truce first. It's been 58 hours and the clock ticks on.

 

Yeah sure, you went camping allright……

 

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8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Do you guys get texts interrupting your bathroom sessions?

 

"Where are you??"

"Are you almost done?"

 

 

wtf is that about?

It’s unreal. You haven’t talked to me all day, and now you have an urgent question about whatever the fuck?

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10 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Do you guys get texts interrupting your bathroom sessions?

 

"Where are you??"

"Are you almost done?"

 

 

wtf is that about?

THIS. It's a sixth sense that wives have.  OMG he's been in the bathroom for 10 minutes!  Screaming, jealousy, claims of abandoning the family, being a deadbeat dad, betrayal.  WTF I'm taking a shit, woman.  I'll be out in a few minutes.

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On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.

 

Posted
12 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

TIL: he was not speaking of a perimeter alarm. 

I even googled it before posting the Chris Rock gif.  Maybe I should've figured it out from the thread context, but I didn't.  

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Oh shit. Wife(43) sounded the Peri alarm this morning while we made the kids breakfast.
Learning from those unwise souls above I just stared blankly ahead and took a large gulp of coffee.

We’re here for you, dude. Be proud that she is aware. You are ahead of the game.
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