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Posted
4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

not my wife, but one of her friends...someone she knows got hit by a car and died...the friend posted the article from a tv station website on her facebook page and tagged (whatever that means) her deceased friend...uhmm...     

I would guess that is so all of the dead person's friends will receive word that they were kilt.

I still see people on facebook writing birthday messages to dead people and it is really obvious they don't know they're dead. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I still see people on facebook writing birthday messages to dead people and it is really obvious they don't know they're dead. 

Not nearly as cringy as "happy birthday in heaven!!!"

If they are reading Facebook when they are dead, they are in Hell dumbass.

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Posted
8 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Not sure why she shared this with me, but guess whose car this was?

Still not as good as the time a few years ago she left the keys in her running car because she didn't want to miss the train. (story from the old site)

 

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Could this be a story on the new site as well?  I haven't heard it.

Posted
42 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Watching the end of The Martian with Matt Damon being stranded on Mars and wife asks “is this a true story?”

got dayum. she must hump like a rabbit, tho.

Posted
1 hour ago, HouTex said:

Watching the end of The Martian with Matt Damon being stranded on Mars and wife asks “is this a true story?”

Of course it is.  Just wish they'd shown the part where they recovered Clooney floating around in space on the return trip.  

Posted
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because the Neanderthals were known for cooking with microwaves and not direct heat like, say, over a fire. 

Fine, buy a stove you middle class shitheads.

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Posted (edited)

You gonna bring something into our house that's gonna take all the nutrition out of our food then light our house on fire.  Thank God for me.  Fuck your science oven.

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Posted
1 hour ago, PatrickMcHorn said:

You gonna bring something into our house that's gonna take all the nutrition out of our food then light our house on fire.  Thank God for me.  Fuck your science oven.

Wait, is this the new anti-vaxx, flat-earth thing? 

Posted
22 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Wait, is this the new anti-vaxx, flat-earth thing? 

 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Apparently at least some people think that “waves” make it dangerous.  Like it’s radiation that’s doing the heating. 

 

Posted
39 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Wait, is this the new anti-vaxx, flat-earth thing? 

 

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Apparently at least some people think that “waves” make it dangerous.  Like it’s radiation that’s doing the heating. 

 

It's because they make the food taste like shit.

 

Posted
29 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

G650 had the same stupid spaz attack on the last site about microwaves where nobody sided with him and we all think hes weird. Nothings changed here

Pretty much.

Posted
5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is there a chance you don't own a microwave and don't know how they work?

 

Dude, we dont need to derail this thread for 10 pages again. Just go look at the the other site. 

 

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hoooooot pocket!

Let's see a stove cook one of them sumbitches.

Yeah, precisely. 

Posted

Fuel pump finally failed (or is failing) in my wife's car. For the last 3 years I've been telling her to stop driving the car to the point where mileage until empty is in the single digits. I want to feel vindicated but now I have to fix it. I should just get a Tesla. 

Posted
8 hours ago, G650 said:

Dude, we dont need to derail this thread for 10 pages again. Just go look at the the other site. 

Got it. You don't own a microwave, don't know how they work, and think there are actually people who own only a microwave and not a regular oven/stove. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Got it. You don't own a microwave, don't know how they work, and think there are actually people who own only a microwave and not a regular oven/stove. 

Nailed it.

Posted
On 11/13/2018 at 9:48 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

my wife likes to reheat coffee in the microwave and then walk away and forget about it. After it got cold because she walked away and forgot about it after drinking half a cup. 

Same here, but put it on repeat.  

Posted (edited)

My wife is painting the kitchen today in advance of us hosting family Thanksgiving, which in and of itself is stupid enough, but please stand by for future entries.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

My wife is painting the kitchen today in advance of us hosting family Thanksgiving, which in and of itself is stupid enough, but please stand by for future entries.

This gonna be good!

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Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.

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Posted
Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.




Does she also have a thunder blanket when it storms?
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Posted
4 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

My wife is painting the kitchen today in advance of us hosting family Thanksgiving, which in and of itself is stupid enough, but please stand by for future entries.

congratulations on your new appliances

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Posted
3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.

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need her to rewatch the 3rd (?) Jurasic Park movie with the parasailing scene at the beginning.

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