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4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

not my wife, but one of her friends...someone she knows got hit by a car and died...the friend posted the article from a tv station website on her facebook page and tagged (whatever that means) her deceased friend...uhmm...     

I would guess that is so all of the dead person's friends will receive word that they were kilt.

I still see people on facebook writing birthday messages to dead people and it is really obvious they don't know they're dead. 

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8 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Not sure why she shared this with me, but guess whose car this was?

Still not as good as the time a few years ago she left the keys in her running car because she didn't want to miss the train. (story from the old site)

 

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Could this be a story on the new site as well?  I haven't heard it.

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4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Could this be a story on the new site as well?  I haven't heard it.

We did a stint in Massachusetts a few years ago. Lived in the suburbs outside of Boston and my wife commuted to her legal job at MIT on the train. The train only ran every 20-30 minutes, so being on time to the station was a big deal for her each morning. 

(I was a stay at home dad and ran my business in Houston from our house in Mass and did a lot of commuting back and forth on Continental Airlines back in those days)

One day for whatever reason I was digging around in my wife's car looking for something and found a note in the glovebox that said, "You ran off and got on the train and left your car running. I turned it off and locked it and took the keys to the police station."

Showed it to my wife and it turned out it had happened more than two months earlier. She pulled into the station one day as the train was loading and in her haste she just jumped out of the car and ran to the train so she wouldn't be late to work. She was too embarrassed (or lazy) to go to the police station and claim her keys and had just been driving her car with the valet key. 

I doubt she would have ever gone and picked them up if I hadn't made her do it once I found that note. 

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39 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Wait, is this the new anti-vaxx, flat-earth thing? 

 

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Apparently at least some people think that “waves” make it dangerous.  Like it’s radiation that’s doing the heating. 

 

It's because they make the food taste like shit.

 

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5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is there a chance you don't own a microwave and don't know how they work?

 

Dude, we dont need to derail this thread for 10 pages again. Just go look at the the other site. 

 

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hoooooot pocket!

Let's see a stove cook one of them sumbitches.

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Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.

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Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.




Does she also have a thunder blanket when it storms?
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3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Wife (yeah now I'm a bona fide contributor) and I are honeymooning in a few weeks.

Few months ago she begged me to book a parasailing trip for while we are in Key West.

Last night we are watching parasailing footage on YouTube and she gets this terrified look and asks "wait, we have to go up in the air???"

She's afraid of heights. Won't drive over ship channel bridges and has to take xanax to get on a plane.

Had to remind her that even if the tow boat engine stops the worst that could happen is that we gently land in the water.

Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk
 

need her to rewatch the 3rd (?) Jurasic Park movie with the parasailing scene at the beginning.

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