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Seriously, quit talking about grocery bagging on the thread about hat size.

And for the record, some of you have some huge noggins. They're virtual planetoids. They're like an orange on a toothpick. Go cry yourself to sleep tonight, on your huge pillow.

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on a family road trip.  lots of micro stupid.

wife:  where's the hand sanitizer

me:  check the floorboard between your feet 

wife:  ah.  thanks.

later

w:  where's the sunscreen?

m:  check the floorboard between your feet (I actually found it wedged between her seat and the center console)

wife:  ah.  thanks.

later

w:  has anyone seen my water bottle?

m:  check the floorboard between your feet

wife:  ah.  thanks.

etc.

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  On 7/31/2020 at 1:46 PM, wd40 said:

on a family road trip.  lots of micro stupid.

wife:  where's the hand sanitizer

me:  check the floorboard between your feet 

wife:  ah.  thanks.

later

w:  where's the sunscreen?

m:  check the floorboard between your feet (I actually found it wedged between her seat and the center console)

wife:  ah.  thanks.

later

w:  has anyone seen my water bottle?

m:  check the floorboard between your feet

wife:  ah.  thanks.

etc.

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later

W: wheres my dildo?

OP: check the floorboard between your feet

W: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  On 7/31/2020 at 12:16 PM, wd40 said:

if you're at HEB and not barcode labeling your produce when you pick it, you're slowing things down for the checker and everyone behind you.  fuck metrics.

 

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I do the "weigh & print your barcode" thing, yeah, but the HEB @ 71 & 290 doesn't have any of those printers, only old school spring type scales.  Even then, the checker still has an improved IPM if veggies go first.

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  On 7/31/2020 at 3:57 PM, ROFL BOX said:

I do the "weigh & print your barcode" thing, yeah, but the HEB @ 71 & 290 doesn't have any of those printers, only old school spring type scales.  Even then, the checker still has an improved IPM if veggies go first.

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What am I missing?  Whether the veggies are first, middle or last, the time from the start of scanning to the end of scanning should be the same(ish).

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I haven't been to a store with a bagger in 4 years. I use the self checkout 99% of the time. The other 1% always pisses me off because they get my shit all out of order. I group it on the belt the way I want to bag it. They decide to grab shit randomly and hold some things back. I much prefer to just do it myself.

Which is also what my wife says.

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  On 7/31/2020 at 4:14 PM, Llogg said:

I haven't been to a store with a bagger in 4 years. I use the self checkout 99% of the time. The other 1% always pisses me off because they get my shit all out of order. I group it on the belt the way I want to bag it. They decide to grab shit randomly and hold some things back. I much prefer to just do it myself.

Which is also what my wife says.

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You either never do any real grocery shopping or you ignore the signs re: max number of items in self-checkout.

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  On 7/31/2020 at 4:07 PM, TrashMaster G said:

What am I missing?  Whether the veggies are first, middle or last, the time from the start of scanning to the end of scanning should be the same(ish).

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Again, an H.E.B. thing... I don't know what's the what with Randall's or (gawd forbid) Wal Mart.

Because the veggies need a bit more care than a can of whatever, if the veggies come up first to scan then they don't count against the metric of "items per minute".  A register worker is going to face a metric of how many IPM's they can scan.  Faster = better & there are various spiffs or bonuses or whatevers if they keep up with that.

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  On 7/31/2020 at 7:25 PM, TrashMaster G said:

They do at HEB, which is where I shop for groceries.  'Cuz I'm a Texan.

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So what you're saying is not everything is bigger in Texas?

Most of the self-checkout lanes I use are no-limit and the same size as a normal checkout line just with the conveyer belt placed after the scanner instead of before. 

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  On 7/31/2020 at 7:50 PM, tbone_ said:

Fuck the self check out and fuck bagging my own shit. Much prefer the regular line and letting someone else do that shit.

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Yeah!  It let's those slow, weird looking kids have jobs...so I support that!   I'm a giver!

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  On 7/31/2020 at 10:35 PM, Armybrat said:
Yep, drum majorette....
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Is that Dana Carvey with the white tuba over his left shoulder and bronze one over the right?
Also, is the second dude from the right on the back row 50?
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What the hell happened to this thread? Guys arguing about the proper order of produce and groceries on a conveyor?  What the hell kind of twilight zone did I wander into?  Metrosexual thread is over on another board somewhere. 
 

Thanks to @wd40 for trying to get it back on track. It sounds like your wife has a lot of things between her legs. Are her and south Austin’s mom related?

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  On 7/31/2020 at 2:03 AM, ABSR said:

The real question is why are you grocery shopping together?  Are you newly weds?  Cut that shit out.

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Until covid, I used to enjoy shopping with my wife. But we have small children. So now we split it up. I go and buy meats and veggies. Then she gets pretty much every thing else while I watch baseball with the kids

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  On 8/1/2020 at 3:31 PM, ROFL BOX said:
If it's the only way your wife will allow your kid's crap from when they were 3 years old to actually leave the house, then... yes, yes I do.
Once every few weeks when I'm home alone I fill a trash bag with randomness found around the house. Nobody has ever asked about any of it disappearing.
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  On 8/1/2020 at 7:55 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Baseball started a week ago 

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Yeah, since the Super Bowl, I've watched the Ken Burn's Doc. And about 100 replays on the MLB network. Nothing else much on a Sunday. Did try NASCAR a couple of times, but it didn't hold the boys interest much after about 30 laps.

 

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Wife's car burns oil, so I have to occasionally top it off. But since she's been working from home due to covid, and I do all the grocery shopping, her car hardly ever gets driven, so its been awhile since I've bothered to check it. I keep a quart in the cargo area along with a funnel and paper towels.

The other day she asked me if the oil was "still good". I asked her why it wouldn't be. She said "well, its been getting really hot lately..." (talking about the weather and it getting hot inside the car).

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  On 8/1/2020 at 8:40 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Wife's car burns oil, so I have to occasionally top it off. But since she's been working from home due to covid, and I do all the grocery shopping, her car hardly ever gets driven, so its been awhile since I've bothered to check it. I keep a quart in the cargo area along with a funnel and paper towels.

The other day she asked me if the oil was "still good". I asked her why it wouldn't be. She said "well, its been getting really hot lately..." (talking about the weather and it getting hot inside the car).

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I mean you need to be careful. If it gets up past 500 degrees outside the oil could start to evaporate. I know we haven't seen those temps yet this summer but it's just now August.

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  On 8/1/2020 at 8:40 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Wife's car burns oil, so I have to occasionally top it off. But since she's been working from home due to covid, and I do all the grocery shopping, her car hardly ever gets driven, so its been awhile since I've bothered to check it. I keep a quart in the cargo area along with a funnel and paper towels.

The other day she asked me if the oil was "still good". I asked her why it wouldn't be. She said "well, its been getting really hot lately..." (talking about the weather and it getting hot inside the car).

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Dude, just be glad she actually is aware the car uses oil.  

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