Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do

[TrashMaster G 17757]

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....you're aware that Brat and Mrs. Brat are really old, right?  Like "I don't know, this new Council of Nicea shit doesn't sit right with me" old.

Yeah, it was kinda my point.

[ROFL BOX 6650]

I hear he remembers the fall of Constantinople. 

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

[SHOOTER12 8853]

My idiot fucking wife has turned into a fucking hoarder/retard/collector of other people's junk. Mostly from her regarded sister. It all gets drug up on te porch. After todays latest addition I finally lost it and lowered the boom.

[Brothahorn 10088]

Yep, always salmon patties during lent but I liked them with french fries. I think there was onion and bell pepper mixed in.

We always had them for breakfast with biscuits and syrup.

[ROFL BOX 6650]

[SHOOTER12 8853]

[Sandman 3420]

24 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

16 hours ago, PantsTent said:

Yep, always salmon patties during lent but I liked them with french fries. I think there was onion and bell pepper mixed in.

We always had them for breakfast with biscuits and syrup.

For us, it was with mashed potatoes and white gravy. I think I've had it once in the 16 years since my mother died, I miss that shit so much. I need to ask my sister to make it again, I guess.

[Brisketexan 105632]

So…how much for the super racist milk jug thingie in the last pic? Asking for a friend. One of my black friends. I have several, you know.

[SHOOTER12 8853]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So…how much for the super racist milk jug thingie in the last pic? Asking for a friend. One of my black friends. I have several, you know.

Racist milk jug???

[Brisketexan 105632]

Racist milk jug???

Am I the only one who sees the stylized smiling black face sunflower painted on there, looking like it’s right out of the Jim Crow era?

[mininghorn88 2320]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Am I the only one who sees the stylized smiling black face sunflower painted on there, looking like it’s right out of the Jim Crow era?

And I was looking for Bert all this time.  I see it now.

[SHOOTER12 8853]

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Am I the only one who sees the stylized smiling black face sunflower painted on there, looking like it’s right out of the Jim Crow era?

Lol, no blackface just a piss poor artist trying to paint highlights on a freaking sunflower. 

[SHOOTER12 8853]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Am I the only one who sees the stylized smiling black face sunflower painted on there, looking like it’s right out of the Jim Crow era?

Awww fuck, you're right. Never paid any attention to the damned thing before.

[Jameslaw121 4455]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

My idiot fucking wife has turned into a fucking hoarder/retard/collector of other people's junk. Mostly from her regarded sister. It all gets drug up on te porch. After todays latest addition I finally lost it and lowered the boom.

Hopefully user name does not check out????

[SHOOTER12 8853]

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Hopefully user name does not check out????

Maybe...maybe not...there are times???

[Nuge 2000]

I like that you called yourself an idiot.  

[Jameslaw121 4455]

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe...maybe not...there are times???

Well... When you snap. Just remember, we were on your side. (not so much with the black face milk jug though, Obviously...)

[Brisketexan 105632]

Awww fuck, you're right. Never paid any attention to the damned thing before.

It’s cool. Just put it in the yard with your lawn jockey.

I keed, I keed…I hope.

[Brothahorn 10088]

I bet you it is saved on her phone, but she can't find it

[SHOOTER12 8853]

30 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I like that you called yourself an idiot.  

Self awareness is the first step towards nirvana. Be aware that we are all idiots or we would not be married and posting in this thread. Hope you have your breakthrough soon.😃

[SHOOTER12 8853]

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s cool. Just put it in the yard with your lawn jockey.

I keed, I keed…I hope.

It will be gone before the weekend is over. 

[FartingMonk 3608]

3 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I don't understand why you are giving yourself a headache over this.  Print your own card and keep it in your wallet.  Also keep a digital copy on your phone.  What they want to do with their insur card is their own business 

[Sam Lin 3566]

1 hour ago, FartingMonk said:

I don't understand why you are giving yourself a headache over this.  Print your own card and keep it in your wallet.  Also keep a digital copy on your phone.  What they want to do with their insur card is their own business 

So much this.

[Dennis Taylor 19086]

4 hours ago, Nuge said:

I like that you called yourself an idiot.  

[Dennis Taylor 19086]

6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

So did the kid get pulled over or what? Why are they looking for the insurance card?

[Sandman 3420]

I started keeping my insurance card on my sun visor, so I don't get shot by an antsy cop when I have to reach in the glovebox to get it.

[Longboard Horn 41018]

17 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You've got plenty of fire wood now. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Damn, I've seen kids defending a parent but that was a STFU Dad set of responses.  

[66BUFF 2583]

17 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

[PvilleStang 2926]

18 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I'd be more pissed about that sign or the other junk about to hit the supply lines coming to the outdoor unit there.  Any damage, I'd lose my sh...

[ROFL BOX 6650]

Damn, I've seen kids defending a parent but that was a STFU Dad set of responses.  

They were driving & he was texting on her behalf.

The whereabouts re: insurance card was inspection related.

[Al_4_ISU 12545]

Anyone else's wife lock their car when it's parked inside your locked garage forcing you to go back into the house and get the keys for no good reason?

[NorthLoop 14305]

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Anyone else's wife lock their car when it's parked inside your locked garage forcing you to go back into the house and get the keys for no good reason?

I'd rather her have the habit of locking it every time than try to make her use judgement on a case by case basis. 

[Al_4_ISU 12545]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

I'd rather her have the habit of locking it every time than try to make her use judgement on a case by case basis. 

If we lived in a city, or regularly kept items of value in the car I'd probably agree.  Neither applies to us.

[Incredulity 11717]

I'm with Al on this one.

My wife locks every door at all times.  She even takes it to house doors.   There is a zero percent chance of a home invasion through the back sliding door on a Saturday when I am doing yard work.  Even if someone wanted to home invade, the fucking click lock isn't stopping them.   Doesn't matter, if she goes by the door unlocked she locks it.

[Al_4_ISU 12545]

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I'm with Al on this one.

My wife locks every door at all times.  She even takes it to house doors.   There is a zero percent chance of a home invasion through the back sliding door on a Saturday when I am doing yard work.  Even if someone wanted to home invade, the fucking click lock isn't stopping them.   Doesn't matter, if she goes by the door unlocked she locks it.

This is my big thing.  We have an elevated patio (I'm not calling it a deck because it's concrete) and there are big glass sliding patio doors into our dining room.  If someone wants in badly, all they need is a rock the size of a baseball and reasonable arm strength.

[Native Horn 3522]

31 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Anyone else's wife lock their car when it's parked inside your locked garage forcing you to go back into the house and get the keys for no good reason?

I bet the kitchen cabinet doors and drawers were open though.

[hullabelew 3724]

I feel ya @SHOOTER12 . Pictured here are 2, 7 ft tall side light windows from some hurricane damaged church in Florida.   She found them in some 'antique' shop in Port. St. Jo, FL while we were on vacation.  OOOHHHHHH the plans she had for these.  I had to wrap them in bubble wrap and cram them down into kayaks to get them home.  I can't believe I didn't break any of the glass.  That was 10 years ago.  Here they still sit....leaning against a basement wall, along with a bunch of art/maps that have never been frame, and about 13 other pieces of furniture that we don't have room for.     And then bitches because of all the junk in the basement.  Fuck.  

And fucking open drawers.  I will NEVER understand that.  

 

 

Edited January 5 by hullabelew

[hullabelew 3724]

OH>>>> from the above pictures.  Storage bins full of kids artwork.   Grouped by grades.........You are looking at a stack belonging to the oldest daughter.  Now 35 years old. 

[Al_4_ISU 12545]

49 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I bet the kitchen cabinet doors and drawers were open though.

I'm actually the offender on that front in our house.

My wife is borderline neurotic about keeping the house tidy.  Her mother could show up unannounced at any moment and cast judgment upon her, ergo, we have to maintain military barrack levels of cleanliness.

I hope my daughter ends up thinking this is ridiculous and just leaves her toys fucking everywhere when she's old enough.

[NorthLoop 14305]

2 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

OH>>>> from the above pictures.  Storage bins full of kids artwork.   Grouped by grades.........You are looking at a stack belonging to the oldest daughter.  Now 35 years old. 

Yeah that needs to be in your daughter's garage 

[hullabelew 3724]

Yeah that needs to be in your daughter's garage 

Burn Barrell

[royiv 9418]

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah that needs to be in your daughter's garage 

A couple if years ago, my MIL started trying to give us crap that she had saved from my wife's childhood every time we came to visit. We would resist because we don't want that crap in our house and we also live 2000 miles away so we don't want to transport worthless junk. It turned into such a big scene that we finally just started accepting it and then jettisoning it into the trash after they dropped us off at the airport. We figure we're getting a head start on cleaning out their house when they kick it.

[Litig8r 415]

17 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

I feel ya @SHOOTER12 . Pictured here are 2, 7 ft tall side light windows from some hurricane damaged church in Florida.   She found them in some 'antique' shop in Port. St. Jo, FL while we were on vacation.  OOOHHHHHH the plans she had for these.  I had to wrap them in bubble wrap and cram them down into kayaks to get them home.  I can't believe I didn't break any of the glass.  That was 10 years ago.  Here they still sit....leaning against a basement wall, along with a bunch of art/maps that have never been frame, and about 13 other pieces of furniture that we don't have room for.     And then bitches because of all the junk in the basement.  Fuck.  

And fucking open drawers.  I will NEVER understand that.  

 

 

You  went to PSJ and didn't stop?  

 

[ABSR 5328]

18 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Awww fuck, you're right. Never paid any attention to the damned thing before.

Brisket thinks you should only have white sunflowers.  Who's the real racist sunflower here?

[Brisketexan 105632]

3 hours ago, hullabelew said:

OH>>>> from the above pictures.  Storage bins full of kids artwork.   Grouped by grades.........You are looking at a stack belonging to the oldest daughter.  Now 35 years old. 

 

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah that needs to be in your daughter's garage 

 

3 hours ago, hullabelew said:

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah that needs to be in your daughter's garage 

Burn Barrell

 

3 hours ago, royiv said:

A couple if years ago, my MIL started trying to give us crap that she had saved from my wife's childhood every time we came to visit. We would resist because we don't want that crap in our house and we also live 2000 miles away so we don't want to transport worthless junk. It turned into such a big scene that we finally just started accepting it and then jettisoning it into the trash after they dropped us off at the airport. We figure we're getting a head start on cleaning out their house when they kick it.

Yeah....I was raised an only child.  My mother kept goddamned EVERYTHING, down to the kindergarten macaroni art.  As she repeatedly foisted a batch of this or that onto us, my wife would rant "for fuck's sake, it's like she was saving every last damned thing for your future Presidential Library."  Spoiler: as y'all may have surmised, Brisketexan is not presidential material.

It didn't take long before we told her "you know we're just going to trash this stuff, right?"  She at least had the decency to say "that's fine, it's yours to do with what you want."  So, into the trash it went.

On the off off off chance I still end up as POTUS, we'll just do a reconstruction of my early macaroni art, giving deep insight into my future views on the federal highway system.

[hullabelew 3724]

You  went to PSJ and didn't stop?  
 

I could have offloaded this on you.

[hullabelew 3724]

Open drawer talk not going away.... Wife was putting away the groceries while was doing something else in the kitchen.

Her: "I'm too hot in this sweater. I need to go change clothes. " ... And off she goes.

Notice the placement of the asparagus......I would assume that is temporary.... But would likely be wrong.

Upon turning around....

[tigol 2421]

Open drawer talk not going away.... Wife was putting away the groceries while was doing something else in the kitchen.

Her: "I'm too hot in this sweater. I need to go change clothes. " ... And off she goes.

Notice the placement of the asparagus......I would assume that is temporary.... But would likely be wrong.

Upon turning around....

That’s a nice fridge. Do you like it? I mean, I’m sure you like it when it’s cold and the door is closed, but other than that?

[hullabelew 3724]

When the doors are open, it cools the kitchen a little too slowly, but it does a damn good job of keeping out of date and spoiled lettuce at an adequately chilled temperature.