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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do


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Sometimes my wife will write up a grocery list and asks me to do the shopping while she cleans up the kitchen or whatever. 

The Post-It will read “bread, yogurt, sour cream….”

And before I get out the door, she reminds me, “for the bread, make sure its the presliced one from an oval loaf with a brown label; the yogurt it has to be the danon blueberry-cherry 4-pack; sour cream don’t get the high fat one or the very lite one, get the yellow label with the 3 cows on it — last time you bought the WRONG ONE….” and ad infinitum.

What am I, that showoff restaurant server with the super memory trick? Yo, you had the pen and the paper, write that fucking shit down. 

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12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Yeah,depends on situation. I'll have a Bohemia, chips & salsa, a nacho platter for the table, and the lady will have a large reposado margarita, salt. Make that two Bohemias.

Bohemia….. haven’t thought about that brew in decades.

While living & going to school in Mexico 64 years ago, my classmates impressed upon me that the guys all drank Bohemia and Carta Blanca was strictly for the women.

Dos Equis, Corona, & Tecate were considered donkey piss suitable for the campesinos & pobres.

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