Texas does not have one of the top 15 Electric Entrances

[smwhorn 481]

in college football.  At least according to these guys.

https://fanbuzz.com/college-football/15-electric-cfb-entrances/?utm_term=fb&utm_content=buffer6595a&utm_medium=buffer&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=fb&fbclid=IwAR0Z7AT0cHAHcVNiR9evTIZpoC9V2vqzNsppSbsO55rMxUSakCvgxS7Hgx0

In case anyone on Surly cares or otherwise gives a shit about what these people (no racist) say.  Or if we have an electric entrance.

[Nope 3112]

So it’s manual?

@CDC

Get on this please 

[mdmost 42874]

We once did. 

 

Edited August 5, 2019 by mdmost

[Eggo 3975]

https://images.app.goo.gl/aoyFLuvH9TBPJdrS8

[Bozo_Casanova 26335]

offseason man

[TexArcher 37547]

I don't see most of those schools in the Top 10, so, yeah, don't care.

[HtownHorn 14503]

So Tennessee does the same thing we do.

[justinjc7 153]

lmfao at A&M being referred to as an "SEC powerhouse"! 🤣

[ztejas 43273]

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We once did. 

 

I miss this

[GTNY 280]

Quote

Kyle Field is one of largest stadiums in the country, but there’s not an empty seat in the house when the Aggies take the field.

... shows video with tons of empty seats

[Zepol87 9172]

^^^^Lol came to post this

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

1 hour ago, smwhorn said:

In case anyone on Surly cares or otherwise gives a shit about what these people (no racist) say.  Or if we have an electric entrance.

Here's an electric entrance for them 

[ztejas 43273]

Honestly it's a disgrace that K State was left off the list:

 

[Dewey 3281]

We need a live shark, Journey and some fireworks. 

[Armybrat 40754]

How about just trotting calmly out and kicking the shit out of whatever opponent is scheduled that day? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21784]

The fact that he has a guy in a duck costume riding a motorcycle on the list should tell you everything you need to know about it’s validity. I’m guessing if we still had jet pack man we would’ve been on the list

[mulletpelini 5210]

Well they got #1 right, not sure beyond that.  Nothing ever gonna top ES

[ztejas 43273]

12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

How about just trotting calmly out and kicking the shit out of whatever opponent is scheduled that day? 

Easy dude this isn't Bama

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

How about just trotting calmly out and kicking the shit out of whatever opponent is scheduled that day? 

Precisely. I'd much prefer the "electricity" to start when the kickoff starts, and not let up until the national talking heads are done knob-slobbing all over a Texas victory throughout the week.

[Zavala 1384]

31 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

How about just trotting calmly out and kicking the shit out of whatever opponent is scheduled that day? 

yep

Although

[Tex Long 4355]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Easy dude this isn't Bama

You spelt "Clempson" wrong.

[ztejas 43273]

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

You spelt "Clempson" wrong.

I'm hoping it's going to be Texas after this season. 

[Tex Long 4355]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm hoping it's going to be Texas after this season. 

Sure, but I reckon it's a year or two off at best. We gonna hafta stomp 'em all flat, and shit on their bleeding corpses,  

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

Enter Sandman at VT for a night game is legit badass.  Fuck all the rest of those they put up. Got damn offseason. 

[deadshank 24651]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

How about just trotting calmly out and kicking the shit out of whatever opponent is scheduled that day? 

AB beat me to it.  Just walk on to field, bludgeon your opponent into submission then walk back off field.  Leave the theatrics to dipshits that believe in that stuff.  

[RollLeft 5040]

So we are bringing back jetpack man?

[Nivek 16873]

Enter Sandman at VT for a night game is legit badass.  Fuck all the rest of those they put up. Got damn offseason. 

It doesn’t do a thing for me. Dotting the ‘I’ for Ohio State is lame as shit as well.

[Zavala 1384]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Enter Sandman at VT for a night game is legit badass.  Fuck all the rest of those they put up. Got damn offseason. 

Speaking of sand, we still play DaRude Sandstorm huh. Fuck. Between the old techno and mumble rap it's just goofy.

Need to get the CFB equivalent of Grubes from the Stars.

 

[Deej 76596]

"Kyle Field is one of largest stadiums in the country, but there’s not an empty seat in the house when the Aggies take the field"

There's plenty of empty seats mid-way through the 3rd quarter, though.

[Hornius Emeritus 12426]

I can't believe Wisconsin's "blessing of the bratwurst" doesn't make the list. 

[Tex Pete 20190]

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Well they got #1 right, not sure beyond that.  Nothing ever gonna top ES

Why? College football doesn’t need to be contrived. Our team has entered to our fight song for decades. We don’t need to candy that shit up. 

[mininghorn88 2270]

3 hours ago, Zavala said:

yep

Although

 

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One of my co-workers is a Maori from NZ. All I can say is that I am glad that we are friends. If a barroom brawl breaks out I know who I am looking for!

[Deej 76596]

2 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

One of my co-workers is a Maori from NZ. All I can say is that I am glad that we are friends. If a barroom brawl breaks out I know who I am looking for!

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

And number one only occurs once a year - but none of those entrances tops the Red River shootout.  Number 2 is not even close.  

[Deej 76596]

BTW, are there Maoris not from New Zealand?

[Bullneck 19027]

We should have the team, the band, and cheerleaders.  Maybe a twirler or two.  Someone to call "quarter" and give the Slippery Rock score.

The flag girls and the pom girls I don't need.  Don't get me started on giant TVs.  

[Bullneck 19027]

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Kyle Field is one of largest stadiums in the country, but there’s not an empty seat in the house when the Aggies take the field"

There's plenty of empty seats mid-way through the 3rd quarter, though.

[Bartles 769]

Team should ride Bird scooters out and leave them lying at midfield

As a homeless encampment springs up in the NW end zone

[Steel Shank 9416]

This is the kinda shit I don't give too much thought to.

[mulletpelini 5210]

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why?

Because I said

[Atticus 3923]

They should march out to the Star Wars Empire theme music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5oDh7o3a00

 

[markstanco 12528]

Well they got #1 right, not sure beyond that.  Nothing ever gonna top ES

Saw the thread title and thought, VT.

We have the olds.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

While I love that VT has been voted #1, that whole one of the hardest places to play on the road in college football is about 10 years out of date.  Those days are gone.

It is a damned fun way to kick off a college football game though when all 65K are doing the Metallica bounce.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ain't nothing better than a good pre match Maori tribal warm up

[RedDirtTexan 209]

"Nah, son. Let's walk down and fuck 'em all."