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  On 3/1/2021 at 1:10 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I love the fact that they're now relying on bama to win recruiting battles on their behalf, too.

Is there nothing these idiots won't ride saban's coattails on?

Don't answer, I already know.

Also, rep x 1000 to texifornia for doing the lord's work in this thread. Glorious tears to behold.

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Definitely!  Don’t think your work is not appreciated texafornia!  My 2nd favorite thread.

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  On 3/1/2021 at 5:17 AM, Johnny Sack said:

When you haven’t won a national title since ‘39 and the last time you even played for a conference title was 5 presidents ago, you would think you wouldn’t run your mouth.  

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You’d also think some fat, greasy douche with chin pines wouldn’t be a celebrity.
 

Forget it, Jake. It’s aggy. 

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Posted
  On 3/1/2021 at 5:17 AM, Johnny Sack said:

When you haven’t won a national title since ‘39 and the last time you even played for a conference title was 5 presidents ago, you would think you wouldn’t run your mouth.  

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Yeah but that would require you be tethered to reality and know that they have 1 and not 3 national titles and they have no conference titles since Y2K.

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Posted
  On 2/28/2021 at 7:02 PM, Enchubben said:

LOL at comparing Jimbo at FSU and Sark at Washington.  The five years before Sark took the reigns, the Huskies went 12-47. 6 conference wins in 5 years.

It’s a fucking miracle he got that team to .500, much less winning bowl games.

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I know it's Aggy but that is an idiotic comparison. Even though it was time for Bowden to go, none of his 2000s teams prior to Jimbo's arrival had losing records. Aggy conveniently forgets that Jimbo also had three years as OC prior to taking over as head coach. Sark walked in off the fucking street at Washington. 

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  On 3/1/2021 at 2:40 PM, TBGFL said:

I know it's Aggy but that is an idiotic comparison. Even though it was time for Bowden to go, none of his 2000s teams prior to Jimbo's arrival had losing records. Aggy conveniently forgets that Jimbo also had three years as OC prior to taking over as head coach. Sark walked in off the fucking street at Washington. 

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Those jack wagons put nothing into context.  That is a big reason why they rarely win anything of consequence.

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  On 3/1/2021 at 1:10 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I love the fact that they're now relying on bama to win recruiting battles on their behalf, too.

Is there nothing these idiots won't ride saban's coattails on?

Don't answer, I already know.

Also, rep x 1000 to texifornia for doing the lord's work in this thread. Glorious tears to behold.

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Same song, different verse. They spent the entirety of the Mack years hiding under OU's skirt - even during the five year period when Mack went 4-1 against Stoops. The aggy rationalizations in 2008 were some of my favorites.

"You got lucky when you beat us (by 40 points) but if you played OU again later in the season, they'd kill you (even though you won by 10 in October)."

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  On 3/1/2021 at 2:40 PM, TBGFL said:

Aggy conveniently forgets that Jimbo also had three years as OC prior to taking over as head coach. Sark walked in off the fucking street at Washington. 

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They also forget that the Seminoles were fucking loaded with NFL talent when Jimbo moved from OC to HC. They were underperforming toward the end of Bowden’s run but that team was DEEEEEP with size and speed. Washington was deep in accountants. 

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Posted
  On 2/28/2021 at 8:12 AM, Enchubben said:

Look, I know Connor personally and  like him. But I meant what I said.

When your entire list of examples from that district include Connor, Jay Buhner, Marcus Johnson and a bunch of volleyball/girls soccer players, you need to just give it up. 

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  On 3/1/2021 at 4:21 PM, golfclap said:

They also forget that the Seminoles were fucking loaded with NFL talent when Jimbo moved from OC to HC. They were underperforming toward the end of Bowden’s run but that team was DEEEEEP with size and speed. Washington was deep in accountants. 

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The recruiting never really dropped off. Bowden was a closer, even more so than Jimbo.

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Posted
  On 3/1/2021 at 4:27 PM, TBGFL said:

The recruiting never really dropped off. Bowden was a closer, even more so than Jimbo.

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Jimbo was a good recruiter, but some of his evaluations were very questionable. Kind of like Mack closing on 23 kids out of 25 scholarship offers late in his tenure, except only 15 of those had other P5 offers. 

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  On 3/1/2021 at 6:23 PM, Vertigo said:

Jimbo was a good recruiter, but some of his evaluations were very questionable. Kind of like Mack closing on 23 kids out of 25 scholarship offers late in his tenure, except only 15 of those had other P5 offers. 

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No doubt, some of Jimbo's evals are VERY suspect as is his willingness to take chances on kids with character issues

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  On 2/28/2021 at 5:31 PM, texifornia said:

Is Sark good?

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I remember in high school that a kid about to get into a fight (and lose) shouted, "I bench press 250 pounds!" That was a lot back in those days. Anyway, Alan Shepard had an observation about guys like that.

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  On 3/1/2021 at 12:05 AM, texifornia said:

Everything is fine bc tu will suck on the field

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I'd forgotten what a parrot fest Aggie sites are.  It's mind numbing to keep reading posts that start with "All schools get a first year coach bump" as though it's an astute observation. 

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Posted
  On 3/2/2021 at 11:36 PM, HtownHorn said:

They do realize that their own fucking coach got his big break under Saban, right?

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I’ve seen it on there many times that Jimbo will be the first assistant to beat Saban, and once that happens it will be the end of the Bama dynasty. I’m not exaggerating. 

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  On 3/3/2021 at 5:35 AM, fattyflattie said:

I’ve seen it on there many times that Jimbo will be the first assistant to beat Saban, and once that happens it will be the end of the Bama dynasty. I’m not exaggerating. 

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😂

He had a team in 2017 that was more talented than what he has at Aggy and couldn't pull it off

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Posted
  On 3/3/2021 at 3:31 PM, Bevo14 said:
funniest fuckers in all of college football
It really is funny watching what's happened with other sec fanbases over the last few years.

I'm sure when aggy joined, they took the feedback from Texas fans with a grain of salt. Every flagship state school thinks their little brother state school is backwards and weird, so I'm sure they assumed it was just rivalry talk.

Even when they released their hilariously and unintentionally awful welcome video, I'm sure most fanbases just said "ok...that was weird."

But prolonged exposure will always bring out the truth, and I think most of them now understand why we said no takebacks. The fact that so many years into this experiment, years where they've managed to beat the top teams in the west exactly once, they're now proclaiming that saban's reign is over is just so perfectly aggy I can't explain it. They really are a fun bunch of freaks to observe so long as it can be done safely, from a distance.
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  On 3/3/2021 at 7:37 PM, SydneyCarton said:

That's a good looking sign. I'll tell you, some people just have a great sense of irony. 

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That gets posted from time to time and sometimes I can’t tell if the poster knows that it wasn’t aggy what did it. 
 

do you think that the people that did that prefer it that way, or would rather have some sort of infamy from it?

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I've got a buddy who has had beers with some aggy who swear they know the wealthy sheep fucking alums who did it. I find the whole thing to be delightful. 

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Posted
  On 3/3/2021 at 7:03 PM, Deej said:

Sign out front should've told them.

 

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The lack of self awareness is a sight to behold with this billboard. Florida is routinely ranked among the Top 20-30 public universities in the US, while aggy typically barely makes the Top 50. aggy was also a SMU death penalty away from undergoing the same fate.

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  On 3/3/2021 at 9:24 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

That gets posted from time to time and sometimes I can’t tell if the poster knows that it wasn’t aggy what did it. 
 

do you think that the people that did that prefer it that way, or would rather have some sort of infamy from it?

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You mean like the post directly above this one?

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Posted
  On 2/28/2021 at 8:05 PM, texifornia said:

More x8

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My god, @Texifornia, a good heroin dealer knows how to nurse his addicts along. Before my first taste of your aggy tears, I was living beneath a veneer of middle class respectability, now I'm laying face down on a pee and bloodstained mattress, I smell of another man's feces and I have no workable veins left. The tears are just getting injected directly into my jugular and it's horrible... These are from Sunday, do you have any that are fresher?

 

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