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  On 3/25/2021 at 8:12 PM, UncleSonny said:

Grades or multiple strikes? Surely you don't get suspended from college for catching one misdemeanor weed charge right?

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I would imagine that it is pretty hard to keep a guy who you paid a shit ton of money to come to your school, plus moved the guy into a bunker at a homer coaches house for his senior season so other schools couldn't get to him from coming in with a giant entitled attitude. I have no doubt that he heard for over a year that he was going to be the next Mike Evans from day 1 or some other such nonsense. 

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  On 3/25/2021 at 8:30 PM, Scholz said:

1st link: has there been a single Longhorn fan to seriously state the Brock twins are coming here now? If so I haven't seen it.

2nd link: nice pimping the Sumlin WR Mike Evans as a reason Stewart should pick Jimbo's plodding offense.  Really honest.

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They take our sarcasm as statements of sincere belief. Side bar : Aggys don't understand sarcasm. 

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  On 3/25/2021 at 8:34 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Remember when Looch was claiming Demas/Wright/Omeire/Muhammed was the best WR haul in the nation?  

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Looch constantly complaining about Muhammed's ranking was good stuff. 247 had him as a 4 star, .93 composite. He's the son of a popular former Carolina Panther playing high school football in Charlotte. Yet, according to Looch he was an overlooked diamond in the rough. Watch. The. Tape. Muhammed also didn't register a single reception last season. 

Looch's spin on taking Price's kid as a legitimate football prospect was also very entertaining. 

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  On 3/25/2021 at 8:44 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch constantly complaining about Muhammed's ranking was good stuff. He's the son of a popular former Carolina Panther playing high school football in Charlotte. Yet, he was an overlooked diamond in the rough. Watch. The. Tape. 

Muhammed also didn't register a single reception last season. 

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Bilbo will have them developed by the time the hit the field.  Trust the cuck, er corch. 😉

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  On 3/25/2021 at 8:31 PM, Vertigo said:

I would imagine that it is pretty hard to keep a guy who you paid a shit ton of money to come to your school, plus moved the guy into a bunker at a homer coaches house for his senior season so other schools couldn't get to him from coming in with a giant entitled attitude. I have no doubt that he heard for over a year that he was going to be the next Mike Evans from day 1 or some other such nonsense. 

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To be fair, Mike Evans had to jump and stretch his arms as high as possible to catch Johnny Manziel's wildly thrown jump balls. Demas would have needed a shovel to catch Mond's wildly underthrown grounders...if he had gotten any PT.

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So ... "top notch university" ... "one of the nation's best football programs" ... Demas asks "Where am I transferring to?"  

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Posted
  On 3/25/2021 at 8:31 PM, Vertigo said:

I would imagine that it is pretty hard to keep a guy who you paid a shit ton of money to come to your school, plus moved the guy into a bunker at a homer coaches house for his senior season so other schools couldn't get to him from coming in with a giant entitled attitude. I have no doubt that he heard for over a year that he was going to be the next Mike Evans from day 1 or some other such nonsense. 

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I have no doubt, just confused about the suspension. It reads like he's suspended by the school admin, not Jimbo or the football program. There is no way they suspend every student who gets a minor possession charge so there must a piece on information missing.

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Saw this posted by Tarp about spring practices.  Don't think anyone is surprised.

- Veteran offensive lineman Grayson Reed will not be available. Reed was a four star prospect who has been a backup for most of his career and missed much time with injuries.

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  On 3/25/2021 at 8:31 PM, Vertigo said:

I would imagine that it is pretty hard to keep a guy who you paid a shit ton of money to come to your school, plus moved the guy into a bunker at a homer coaches house for his senior season so other schools couldn't get to him from coming in with a giant entitled attitude. I have no doubt that he heard for over a year that he was going to be the next Mike Evans from day 1 or some other such nonsense. 

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Pretty sure the lack of attending class, in person or on line, might have something to do with it....or something else.

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How aware are most people on the circuit about silent commits? Like if we’ve heard here that Banks is a silent, why is Perroni still going with the, “I like where the Aggies stand” line?

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  On 3/26/2021 at 1:07 PM, GRHorn said:

How aware are most people on the circuit about silent commits? Like if we’ve heard here that Banks is a silent, why is Perroni still going with the, “I like where the Aggies stand” line?

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Because he wants to collect $9.95 payments from the rubes. Hope is a dangerous thing.  

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  On 3/26/2021 at 1:35 PM, closetojumping said:

It’s a fair question. Perroni has plagiarized me before. I’ve told a story for years on the net of Casey Hampton throwing our center at our qb in a game causing a sack and fumble. Perroni was a mod on the UT 247 board while I posted it once. Like 2-3 years later, he attempts to claim he witnessed the event when he was a fan and student at Clear Lake, a different school in our district. Exact story. I called him on it and he responded that Hampton must have done the same once in a century maneuver twice. Nevermind that he used some of the same lines that I’d used in the story. 

So, he’s a fucking loser cunt with no spine and he’s a fanboy of my shit. I’m sure the Banks news has made him nervous, which is why he’s started hedging. 

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Fair is for a pig auction and a pie eating contest.

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Posted
  On 3/26/2021 at 1:35 PM, closetojumping said:

I’m sure the Banks news has made him nervous, which is why he’s started hedging. 

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I'll have you know good sir that not only did Perroni talk directly to Banks at the Houston OL/DL camp but perhaps you don't know the absolutely elite 2023 OL prospect from the Houston area -- one Hudson Perroni who is surely the best of friends with Kelvin Banks. HammLite is "very close" to this recruitment (despite quoting months old information repeatedly). 

 

https://247sports.com/Player/Hudson-Perroni-46112000/

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  On 3/26/2021 at 3:34 PM, golfclap said:

I'll have you know good sir that not only did Perroni talk directly to Banks at the Houston OL/DL camp but perhaps you don't know the absolutely elite 2023 OL prospect from the Houston area -- one Hudson Perroni who is surely the best of friends with Kelvin Banks. HammLite is "very close" to this recruitment (despite quoting months old information repeatedly). 

 

https://247sports.com/Player/Hudson-Perroni-46112000/

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I believe Brian Perroni posts on this board as @Harvdog .

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Posted
  On 3/26/2021 at 3:34 PM, golfclap said:

I'll have you know good sir that not only did Perroni talk directly to Banks at the Houston OL/DL camp but perhaps you don't know the absolutely elite 2023 OL prospect from the Houston area -- one Hudson Perroni who is surely the best of friends with Kelvin Banks. HammLite is "very close" to this recruitment (despite quoting months old information repeatedly). 

 

https://247sports.com/Player/Hudson-Perroni-46112000/

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Perroni can afford a house zoned for Stratford?! 6 figs indeed. 

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  On 3/26/2021 at 11:46 PM, Getafix said:

 

Yupper ... 

 

Stratford Upon Avon School - Gallery: PE

 

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I’ve been to the town of Stratford Upon Avon. Cool place. Shuts down at like 5pm though. Shakespeare’s house and history are interesting to see. 

Stratford in Houston - less interesting. There’s Perroni’s relative, Craig James killing hookers, and Andrew Luck, who looks like a Picasso painting of a disfigured neanderthal. Grim. 

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Posted
  On 3/27/2021 at 1:57 PM, closetojumping said:

I’ve been to the town of Stratford Upon Avon. Cool place. Shuts down at like 5pm though. Shakespeare’s house and history are interesting to see. 

Stratford in Houston - less interesting. There’s Perroni’s relative, Craig James killing hookers, and Andrew Luck, who looks like a Picasso painting of a disfigured neanderthal. Grim. 

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That's very cool - good you got to do that.

 

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  On 3/27/2021 at 1:57 PM, closetojumping said:

I’ve been to the town of Stratford Upon Avon. Cool place. Shuts down at like 5pm though. Shakespeare’s house and history are interesting to see. 

Stratford in Houston - less interesting. There’s Perroni’s relative, Craig James killing hookers, and Andrew Luck, who looks like a Picasso painting of a disfigured neanderthal. Grim. 

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Hebert's is great though. 

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  On 3/27/2021 at 1:57 PM, closetojumping said:

I’ve been to the town of Stratford Upon Avon. Cool place. Shuts down at like 5pm though. Shakespeare’s house and history are interesting to see. 

Stratford in Houston - less interesting. There’s Perroni’s relative, Craig James allegedly killing hookers, and Andrew Luck, who looks like a Picasso painting of a disfigured neanderthal. Grim. 

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Let’s keep this accusation in perspective.

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  On 3/25/2021 at 10:34 PM, Getafix said:

 

So ... "top notch university" ... "one of the nation's best football programs" ... Demas asks "Where am I transferring to?"  

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I would think somewhere between 99.999 and 99.9999% would be more accurate.   Maybe I’m decimal challenged but it would seem aggy is effectively saying there’s only around 8 people in the world who would have the chance to make millions in their early 20’s.

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  On 3/26/2021 at 4:04 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Perroni can afford a house zoned for Stratford?! 6 figs indeed. 

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God damnit. My wife went to Stratford, which means that every time we go to the in-laws I am going to be within a mile or two of this fuckhead? The eggnog is going to taste extra shitty now.

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Here’s one for you:

One of the things the aggies and Fisher’s corrupt-as-fuck ass are doing during the dead period is quietly hosting recruits out at his ranch off campus. Don’t want to do a student visit? No sweat. Fuck the dead period and the rules, come hang out with coach off-site, on the QT and the hush-hush. 

I hope Sarkisian is doing the same somewhere on Lake Travis. 

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Posted
  On 3/30/2021 at 12:02 PM, closetojumping said:

Here’s one for you:

One of the things the aggies and Fisher’s corrupt-as-fuck ass are doing during the dead period is quietly hosting recruits out at his ranch off campus. Don’t want to do a student visit? No sweat. Fuck the dead period and the rules, come hang out with coach off-site, on the QT and the hush-hush. 

I hope Sarkisian is doing the same somewhere on Lake Travis. 

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  On 3/30/2021 at 12:02 PM, closetojumping said:

Here’s one for you:

One of the things the aggies and Fisher’s corrupt-as-fuck ass are doing during the dead period is quietly hosting recruits out at his ranch off campus. Don’t want to do a student visit? No sweat. Fuck the dead period and the rules, come hang out with coach off-site, on the QT and the hush-hush. 

I hope Sarkisian is doing the same somewhere on Lake Travis. 

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Nothing like showing off your double-wide ranch house and catching bullheads in the pond to win over recruits. 

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  On 4/6/2021 at 11:29 PM, Lobwedgephil said:
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