Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face

[theBigHen 365]

59 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Such an outstanding display of delusion. How these people are able to function in the real world while also being so far removed from reality is a feat in and of itself. 

[IBuryPaul 273]

9 hours ago, TBGFL said:

While marrying a girl from Alabama named Candy comes with it's own risks, Jimbo was laying pipe around Tallahassee at the same time. 

Jimbo has never ever laid pipe. 

[HtownHorn 14783]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

How does one beat the brakes off someone, when they actually have something of higher value the two years you were competing?

[Deej 76936]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Keep drinking the Flavor-Aid. 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9140]

Keep drinking the Flavor-Aid. 
 

Oh my god I thought this was something different for a second.

[WinningIsHard 4101]

Last 4 years Texas is 32-18, aggy is 33-16. In three of those seasons they played 4 cupcake games lol. Our wandering the desert/forest is their normal haha. Did they create the narrative that sark would get this amazing surge in recruiting so that they could also be the ones to debunk it? That’s…well…that’s actually par for the course. Haha
 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[Orange&White 5539]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. 
 

And they keep believing it.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. 
 

And they keep believing it.

there is always some variation on the basic theme of "everything we have is better, but y'all are huge underachievers while we're a sleeping giant". 

[PTINS 3485]

On 6/8/2021 at 12:36 PM, texifornia said:

More Anderson agsturbation

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Re: Fisher going on an African Safari in July

I thought of Jamie Foxx in The Kingdom.

gifs, memes, comments? Whatcha got?

[Fud 9557]

Julian Humphrey is working out for A&M after all (they wouldn't let him commit until he worked out for them) today. Recently picked up Bama.

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

Such an outstanding display of delusion. How these people are able to function in the real world while also being so far removed from reality is a feat in and of itself. 

Have you encountered an aggy in the real world? "Function" might be a generous word to use.

[Hornlover 8840]

3 hours ago, PTINS said:

Re: Fisher going on an African Safari in July

I thought of Jamie Foxx in The Kingdom.

gifs, memes, comments? Whatcha got?

Perhaps he's going to "Fake his own death by getting eaten by a lion" - just to get away from Aggy. 

[Ricky Butler 2732]

The most annoying thing about college football is that you can't actually enjoy a season because you've got to worry about your impending dynasty.

[fattyflattie 4638]

On 6/9/2021 at 9:45 AM, NoName said:

to be clear, if the dollars are anywhere close to the same...do you think he picks A&M over LSU?

that is the only question.

because we all know the answer.

Well the cajuns would expect him to win.  So that might actually cost a bit more.  Pretty sure they aren't happy to just dickride Bama and puff their chests. 

[Enchubben 5512]

But imagine how great it will be if Aggy buys Dindy’s dad a church, then he commits elsewhere. 

[Leanderman 2274]

Speaking of attending services, I was a regular at "Our Lady of The Evening" for years

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

50 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

But imagine how great it will be if Aggy buys Dindy’s dad a church, then he commits elsewhere. 

[Deej 76936]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

But imagine how great it will be if Aggy buys Dindy’s dad a church, then he commits elsewhere. 

"Wait...I can get my church paid for and get paid again? Let's do this!"

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

Who's taking an OV to aggy next week that's committed to another SEC school?

Edited June 11, 2021 by Elmer_Fudd

[BurntOrange&White 40038]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who's taking an OV to aggy next week that's committed to another SEC school?

Moss? 

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Wait...I can get my church paid for and get paid again? Let's do this!"

A Christian pastor would never...

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

Bear, Ish Harris, and Jared Kerr all Fong'd to aggy.

[UncleSonny 6573]

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear, Ish Harris, and Jared Kerr all Fong'd to aggy.

Surprised Ish wasn’t already Fong’ed really. The fact that Anderson only had the confidence lowered and didn’t get an aggy pick on that run has to be a good sign.  

 

[The Gimp 349]

Maybe still negotiating the size of the bag?

[PHLaggie 110]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who's taking an OV to aggy next week that's committed to another SEC school?

Looks like Moss is visiting TCU this weekend and A&M the following weekend.

 

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/high_schools/article_061aace2-ca48-11eb-840a-93f1bd3b7b69.html

[bizzle 1153]

On 6/10/2021 at 12:47 PM, Ricky Butler said:

The most annoying thing about college football is that you can't actually enjoy a season because you've got to worry about your impending dynasty.

it's fucking exhausting, to be honest. should happen at any moment. 

[Blackcat00 759]

On 6/9/2021 at 11:35 PM, Orange&White said:

I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. 
 

And they keep believing it.

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

[Bevo 13601]

40 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

Is there a way to neg a word without negging the person?

[Wishbone 4788]

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is there a way to neg a word without negging the person?

You did just fine.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9140]

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

T-shirt fan. That’s a 7 character abortion. How do you do extra work to make 2 grammatical errors inside of an aggy word?

[PHLaggie 110]

supposably, natty's is bad ingerish now.

hear... have 3 natty's in a row...

[Hornlover 8840]

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

Sumlin drank three Nattys while waiting for his double-vodka rocks to arrive.

[Blackcat00 759]

15 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

T-shirt fan. That’s a 7 character abortion. How do you do extra work to make 2 grammatical errors inside of an aggy word?

Big dick with grammatical errors. How I roll. 

Edited June 12, 2021 by Blackcat00

[Longhornfrenzy 5849]

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

Aggy offered this kid over the weekend and he quickly decommitted from UH.  Definately doesn't fit the type of CB's they usually target 

https://247sports.com/player/dorian-friend-46094142/

[UncleSonny 6573]

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy offered this kid over the weekend and he quickly decommitted from UH.  Definately doesn't fit the type of CB's they usually target 

https://247sports.com/player/dorian-friend-46094142/

Pretty light offer list. Counting the aggy offer only he has 2 P5 total with Oregon being the other. And that offer was made almost a year ago. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy offered this kid over the weekend and he quickly decommitted from UH.  Definately doesn't fit the type of CB's they usually target 

https://247sports.com/player/dorian-friend-46094142/

Any ties to a big name recruit?

[Machinator 32099]

5 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Any ties to a big name recruit?

Trained with Antonio Cromartie.

[SydneyCarton 48194]

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Trained with Antonio Cromartie.

I’d love for antonio funneling his shit players into aTm because he recognizes talent the same way he can recognize effective birth control to become a thing. 
 

 

Edited June 13, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[Getafix 28809]

Perroni on Jamarion Miller (cross-posting).

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5849]

Karen dropped a bag

 

 

[Bevo14 8378]

58 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Karen dropped a bag

 

 

Rather it be a bag than something else

[Longhornfrenzy 5849]

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

We all know where this is going.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22321]

Aggy offered this kid today.  Believe he camped at Texas last week and was being talked about as a potential LB offer.

https://247sports.com/player/dillon-bell-46103600/

[Machinator 32099]

 

[TXRed 3292]

I laugh every time I see aggy use those white on white uniforms. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
 

 

[Tex Pete 20506]

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

I laugh every time I see aggy use those white on white uniforms. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 

To be fair, with aggy, it's in case they dribble from the jizz jar. Don't want it to show.