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Outdated? Have you heard their pitch? Jimbo knows how to recruit.

You see, Brenen, can I call you Brenen? Great. Look our offense is designed so that a fast guy like you can, get this, run down the field and scare the safeties into dropping back to open up the field for the tight ends. 

Imagine yourself at Kyle Field. Roaring fans going crazy when the tight end catches a 15 yarder for a first down. And you were a key part of that. There's not Me in Team, Brenen.

Uh, coach, actually you can't spell team without m and e.

I think you're mistaken, I know how to spell team. Anyway, this is the icing on that Kyle Field cake I was describing, sometimes we, you're going to love this, throw. the. ball. to. you.

Okay.

I think I've hit this out of the park and blown you away and given you something to think about. You do that. Feature yourself as a Texas A&M Fighting Texas Aggie from Texas.

Now, I've got to go shoot some ocelots and gnus in Africa.

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  On 6/23/2021 at 3:51 PM, RomaVicta said:

Outdated? Have you heard their pitch? Jimbo knows how to recruit.

You see, Brenen, can I call you Brenen? Great. Look our offense is designed so that a fast guy like you can, get this, run down the field and scare the safeties into dropping back to open up the field for the tight ends. 

Imagine yourself at Kyle Field. Roaring fans going crazy when the tight end catches a 15 yarder for a first down. And you were a key part of that. There's not Me in Team, Brenen.

Uh, coach, actually you can't spell team without m and e.

I think you're mistaken, I know how to spell team. Anyway, this is the icing on that Kyle Field cake I was describing, sometimes we, you're going to love this, throw. the. ball. to. you.

Okay.

I think I've hit this out of the park and blown you away and given you something to think about. You do that. Feature yourself as a Texas A&M Fighting Texas Aggie from Texas.

Now, I've got to go shoot some ocelots and gnus in Africa.

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Jesus Christ my IQ just fell through the floor imagining that in Dumbos voice.

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  On 6/23/2021 at 3:51 PM, RomaVicta said:

 

I think I've hit this out of the park and blown you away and given you something to think about. You do that. Feature yourself as a Texas A&M Fighting Texas Aggie from Texas.

Now, I've got to go shoot some ocelots and gnus in Africa.

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Oh by the way, I am taking Demond Demas with me to Africa.  He is going to tote all my big kills back to camp, because he has the best hands on the Texas A&M Fighting Texas Aggie team for toting stuff.  When he committed he toted some big bags, so I am sure he is up to the task.  

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  On 6/24/2021 at 12:34 AM, Blackcat00 said:

Will Sark and staff negative recruit College Station for arresting professional athletes for microscopic amounts of weed?

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Yeah, let's bring Anderson's parents into a meeting with Sarkisian and talk about how you can't smoke pot in College Station. Fucking retarded.

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  On 6/24/2021 at 3:48 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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They've come a long way from Jimbo promising top 2 recruiting finishes.

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I enjoyed this quote - "Another guy I keep hearing about is Isaiah Spiller. The junior has really leaned up while keeping the size that makes him so tough to tackle"

Uhhh..aren't those two things a bit contradictory?

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  On 6/24/2021 at 3:49 PM, Tex-19 said:

I enjoyed this quote - "Another guy I keep hearing about is Isaiah Spiller. The junior has really leaned up while keeping the size that makes him so tough to tackle"

Uhhh..aren't those two things a bit contradictory?

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I guess it's a good sign his bones didn't shrink?

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  On 6/24/2021 at 3:48 AM, Lobwedgephil said:

That's what happens when you return your entire staff (relationships matter) and are considered an arriving power coming off of a No. 4 finish.

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An arriving power that grabbed a sitting National Championship coach and likely just had the best No. 4 squad in the history of No. 4 squads! A ruling No. 4 squad that's arriving even higher!

Next, you will hear the chant at Texas A&M, "We're number 3! We're number 3!"

And those durn t-sips at tu think nobody cares about us. Well, we don't care about those durn t-sips at tu at all!!!!!!

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  On 6/24/2021 at 5:01 PM, RomaVicta said:

An arriving power that grabbed a sitting National Championship coach and likely just had the best No. 4 squad in the history of No. 4 squads! A ruling No. 4 squad that's arriving even higher!

Next, you will hear the chant at Texas A&M, "We're number 3! We're number 3!"

And those durn t-sips at tu think nobody cares about us. Well, we don't care about those durn t-sips at tu at all!!!!!!

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Liucci can go fuck himself with that "No. 4 finish" nonsense. There were 4 finalists in the CFP and ATM wasn't one of them. 

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  On 6/24/2021 at 3:24 PM, cochamps said:

If I didn’t already know they were delusional, the way they view Buzz is confirmation.  Not to mention they got Schloss from the BDF.

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You would think that Buzz would do better in the shitty SEC, so far 24-24 (12-16 SEC), most of his good players have hit the portal, and his recruiting is really in the tank. He's already behind Baylor, UH, Texas, and probably Tech right now.

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  On 6/24/2021 at 8:42 PM, closetojumping said:

The guy had to metaphorically murder a relative to escape his idiotic position last time. I’m sure the orderlies have cut him off from the Internet for the day at this point. 

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I wouldn’t be so sure. Based on the volume, length, and inanity of his posts, I think it’s safe to assume the inmates are running his asylum. 

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  On 6/24/2021 at 3:49 PM, Tex-19 said:

I enjoyed this quote - "Another guy I keep hearing about is Isaiah Spiller. The junior has really leaned up while keeping the size that makes him so tough to tackle"

Uhhh..aren't those two things a bit contradictory?

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Not always....

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  On 6/24/2021 at 3:48 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
I think the WR group will be our most improved unit from last year. Which wide receiver are you expecting the biggest jump from last year to this year?

Either Demond Demas or Chase Lane.

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Bold.  I mean one of them has yet to catch a single ball.  1 catch would be an enormous jump from last year. 
 

  On 6/24/2021 at 3:48 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
Are we going to land at least 4 consensus five stars, and why is the answer yes?

My prediction is yes.

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Lulz. 

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  On 6/25/2021 at 8:15 PM, golfclap said:
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Repped because you provided the link. Texifornia is very good about that, too. I can't keep track of all the names. Looks like a good  pick up. I used to drive through Lexington going to visit my nephew when he was going there. His dad's family all went to A&M although my brother-in-law is a great guy.

Anyway, the back way  through Lexington to Caldwell or BCS is a nice change from the highway if you are so inclined.

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Kerr looks like a quality player, I would have no complaints if that were my consolation prize for missing out on Anderson. The kid has legit ball skills. 

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  On 6/25/2021 at 8:38 PM, texifornia said:

Noble defeat incoming

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There will be no defeat of any description until he signs elsewhere. If he moves the date back, it’s a win for them. If he chooses them obviously it’s another piece of evidence that they take our guys because jimbo, and he’s completely shut it down and is locked in. If he picks us or anyone else, then there’s a long way to go and the staff won’t give up and will keep fighting and whole season to play and shit. 

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