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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face


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  On 7/23/2021 at 5:09 PM, UncleSonny said:

Looch keeps pushing that narrative hard . "We are a different team than 10 years ago and the horns are going to find out". 

It's so funny to me, the best SEC team they ever had was their first one where they were most like a Big12 team. Roster full of players recruited to the Big12, Kilff Kingsbury air raid offense and they managed to beat Alabama and smoke OU in the bowl. They had another high water mark last year aided by a joke of a schedule. 

Aside from those bookends what evidence is there that they are any different at all? They lost to a middle of the road K-State in 2016. Oh, well that was pre-Jimbo. They needed Jimbo to barely beat a short-handed Oke-State (who Texas also beat) team one season ago. The other common opponent that season was LSU who they lost to by 43 points. 

Deep down they know it's bullshit though, which is why they are fighting this so hard.

 

 

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Another thing that's funny to me is how Jimbo keeps saying they are "going to beat Saban's ass" and that 2 losses minimum, yet they still haven't shown they can beat Auburn at home or LSU in Baton Rouge.

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Aggy doesn't know that the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. They thought the SEC wanted them because they were special. In actuality it was to get a foothold in Texas and they knew that aggy wasn't going to be very competitive. Aggy put everything into SEC and that could very well be over soon. Too bad.

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Man nothing makes my dick harder than aggy realizing whatever everyone already knew,  you're doormats, youre a joke, no one gives any fucks about you and all your so called "Sec brethren" laugh behind your back while fucking your wives when youre at work hahahahaha

 

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  On 7/23/2021 at 10:39 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Man nothing makes my dick harder than aggy realizing whatever everyone already knew,  you're doormats, youre a joke, no one gives any fucks about you and all your so called "Sec brethren" laugh behind your back while fucking your wives when youre at work hahahahaha

 

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I mean…nothing?

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  On 7/23/2021 at 10:39 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Man nothing makes my dick harder than aggy realizing whatever everyone already knew,  you're doormats, youre a joke, no one gives any fucks about you and all your so called "Sec brethren" laugh behind your back while fucking your wives when youre at work hahahahaha

 

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I mean, I’ve had a chub since Wednesday but off the top of my head I can think of 7-10 things that get me harder like 

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  On 7/23/2021 at 9:15 PM, texifornia said:

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That MSUBulldoginTX guy is the one who posted on Texags about the wonders that awaited the Aggies in the SEC. The lights. The big games! How the SEC is different!  You're family now, we're all brothers here! They lapped it up. 

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  On 7/23/2021 at 9:30 PM, Mdhorn said:

And laugh at both OU and Texas for having more recent National Championships in the current century.  Yeah, laugh at history, especially when you have a miserable one. What else ya got?

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Is there a more backward looking institution than A&M? They beat off to history. Their fake stories about themselves. Their fake stories about us. And, my gawd, TRADITIONS! WE HAVE TRADITIONS. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT OUR TRADITIONS? COME TO FISH CAMP AND LEARN ABOUT OUR TRADITIONS!

Lastly, they sort of cling to the period in the 80s and 90s when they dominated a dying conference. They reached back beyond 1939 to claim early 20th Century MNCs.

Irony deafness is not funny, my friends.

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  On 7/24/2021 at 2:36 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Fucking screaming idiot.

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What must the other SEC schools think of Texas A&M shrieking that Toxic Texas is coming to destroy their beloved conference? 

Just because A&M wets their pants (and then says they meant to) when UT shows up doesn't mean anybody else in the SEC is going to do the same. 

The Aggies are warning a potentially 16-team league that they will all be brought to serve under the hand of UT which is comprised of dildo-waving liberal fehgs. They make us sound omnipotent while wearing lace underwear and kicking their ass in every sport for more than a century.

They make no sense. That's nothing new to us, but think of what they look like to their former brothers in the good ol' SEC? 

What? Texas is going to destroy us? Huh? Just how chickenshit are you? We're the fucking SEC! 

Self-immolation: something Aggies are good at.

 

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