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  On 7/27/2021 at 2:07 PM, closetojumping said:

I've encountered them in the business world and will quite literally start actively planning on how to carve them out of whatever we're working on immediately. Nothing against them other than assuming they could go on a shooting spree or commit a felony in the name of exacting some sort of perceived revenge.

These are the pinheads at the neighborhood block party who walk up while you're talking with friends to say "they'll let anyone move into the neighborhood, I guess, yuck yuck yuck" while they sidle into the conversation and then begin to subtly hint at racist shit or imply that we're all in on some good ol'boy shit that no one else standing there is actually interested in discussing. Your basic human hand grenades who can cause a crowd of people to rapidly and chaotically disperse just to get away from them.

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You say this as if it isn't the vast majority of them. Sure, stay away from sports talk, and lots of aggies can come across as normal human beings. As soon as football or tee yew come into the conversation, it immediately turns up to 11. They absolutely cannot help themselves.

Just like the aggy psycho sitting a few rows in front of me in "The Zone" at our 2005 game. He sat there quietly drowning in misery as we suffocated their hopes of showing us who was boss once again, then he snapped, turned around and started choking the shit out of the Texas student sitting directly behind him, completely unprovoked. A couple of other guys and I had to struggle for about 30 seconds to get his hands off the kid's neck, then he took off down the steps, leaving his wife and college-aged daughters and the rest of us completely baffled by what we had just witnessed. This is who they are and have always been. Minus the 2%, I guess.

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  On 7/27/2021 at 2:07 PM, closetojumping said:

The thing about these wingnuts on the aggie boards with these rants about Texas people being viscerally evil to them, and then their fantasies of all these moments in which an arrogant UT grad or fan is shown their comeuppance from entities such as a middle manager from Baylor is that - you can actually spot most of these types.

I've encountered them in the business world and will quite literally start actively planning on how to carve them out of whatever we're working on immediately. Nothing against them other than assuming they could go on a shooting spree or commit a felony in the name of exacting some sort of perceived revenge.

These are the pinheads at the neighborhood block party who walk up while you're talking with friends to say "they'll let anyone move into the neighborhood, I guess, yuck yuck yuck" while they sidle into the conversation and then begin to subtly hint at racist shit or imply that we're all in on some good ol'boy shit that no one else standing there is actually interested in discussing. Your basic human hand grenades who can cause a crowd of people to rapidly and chaotically disperse just to get away from them.

You can almost spot them without hearing them say anything. Short sleeve button up, huge adam's apple, pleated khakis, thick glasses, and inevitably mouthbreathing as they socially molest their way through life.

 

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i honestly had you figured for nicer neighborhoods. 

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  On 7/27/2021 at 11:44 PM, Scholz said:

Bizzle!! How’s Vancouver?!

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My biggest failure ever. 
 

I was at YVR a few years ago when we gave bizzle hell about no internet in Vancouver. 
I was at airport waiting on flight to DFW and a dude with ATM hat was eating a crap sandwich waiting on his coach seat. Just a loser looking dude. I wanted to take a pic and post it here but figured I might be outing some dude who didn’t deserve it.  
 

I hate myself for being such a pussy. 

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It seems insane that they could have the awareness to know Texas has underperformed the last 10 years then in the same breath say we are garbage that has always benefitted from media lies and manipulation. Which is it you sheep fuckers, we are either good and have struggled or we suck and this is normal. I'm applying logic to illogical people though so this is partly my fault to start with. lol

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  On 7/28/2021 at 2:03 PM, BruceVonClaude said:
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So recruits are out until 4am at Texas' pool party and drive to College Station and get to listen to Jimbo speak a million miles an hour of gibberish? 

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They've got a longer list with only a middling amount of overlap. It'll be interesting.

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  On 7/28/2021 at 2:03 PM, BruceVonClaude said:
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So recruits are out until 4am at Texas' pool party and drive to College Station and get to listen to Jimbo speak a million miles an hour of gibberish? 

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Our guest speaker is also a monkey, hopefully at 4am.

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  On 7/28/2021 at 8:58 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

They have tied their success so tightly to SEC & Jimbo it will be a shame when he leaves for greener pastures.

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Please stop with the Jimbo wishcasting. It’s embarrassing. 

He’s somewhat competent and has a guaranteed contract that a Supreme Court justice would kill for. He can coast on past success and not looking like Sumlin for the rest of the deal.

 

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  On 7/31/2021 at 9:32 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Please stop with the Jimbo wishcasting. It’s embarrassing. 

He’s somewhat competent and has a guaranteed contract that a Supreme Court justice would kill for. He can coast on past success and not looking like Sumlin for the rest of the deal.

 

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Uh, he hasn’t looked like Sumlin since birth! He also hasn’t been called those kind of names in aggyland. 

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  On 7/27/2021 at 2:07 PM, closetojumping said:

The thing about these wingnuts on the aggie boards with these rants about Texas people being viscerally evil to them, and then their fantasies of all these moments in which an arrogant UT grad or fan is shown their comeuppance from entities such as a middle manager from Baylor is that - you can actually spot most of these types.

I've encountered them in the business world and will quite literally start actively planning on how to carve them out of whatever we're working on immediately. Nothing against them other than assuming they could go on a shooting spree or commit a felony in the name of exacting some sort of perceived revenge.

These are the pinheads at the neighborhood block party who walk up while you're talking with friends to say "they'll let anyone move into the neighborhood, I guess, yuck yuck yuck" while they sidle into the conversation and then begin to subtly hint at racist shit or imply that we're all in on some good ol'boy shit that no one else standing there is actually interested in discussing. Your basic human hand grenades who can cause a crowd of people to rapidly and chaotically disperse just to get away from them.

You can almost spot them without hearing them say anything. Short sleeve button up, huge adam's apple, pleated khakis, thick glasses, and inevitably mouthbreathing as they socially molest their way through life.

 

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I have correctly guessed the last 12 or 13 aggys ive met in the military simply by how they spoke or carried themselves.  Yeah some had the look of downs syndrome or a chromosome issue, but most the moment they open their mouths I ask what year they graduated aggyland and they ask me how i knew.  I tell them they sound functionally retarded and all aggys sound the same. i've met one and only one solid dude a Col who is a good mentor. He sent me a linkedin after a year of knowing him, i right away and said bravo sir on hiding the fact that youre an aggy,  You would have never guessed, but I wager thats like .005% of aggys 

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Somebody have that picture of how he cooks chicken?

Aluminum foil tub with already gooey chicken pieces with huge amounts of butter filling in the spaces. I'm not a BBQ  mujahadeen, but that shit raised my cholestrol level just looking at the picture. But maybe he knows his audience.

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  On 7/31/2021 at 5:19 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Did that fat POS really get a shirt embroidered? The dork culture runs strong in College Station. 

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Glad to see he’s following aggy tradition and pasting unimpressive finishes on his shirt, much like their wall. “Top 10 ribs” is definitely aggy-speak for 10th place in (likely) a 12 person cook-off.  

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  On 8/3/2021 at 2:52 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Don't feel like reading through that; any injury or attrition news? 

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  On 8/4/2021 at 3:33 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What will Fong do when Elko likely leaves for that head coach job this year? I imagine he'll have more options to choose from this year.

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Elko leaving for a HC job and Arkansas finally beating the aggies has been mentioned here every offseason for the past few years. I'll believe either of them when they actually happen.

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  On 8/4/2021 at 3:41 PM, Orange&White said:

Elko leaving for a HC job and Arkansas finally beating the aggies has been mentioned here every offseason for the past few years. I'll believe either of them when they actually happen.

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Elko leaving is going to happen.

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  On 8/5/2021 at 11:07 PM, Lobwedgephil said:
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I feel this doesn't get said enough, but, Fuck Billy Liucci.

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