Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Is Erb considered an OT prospect? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,202]

All those guys talking about Banks clearly haven't read @closetojumping update/prediction.

[HtownHorn 14,663]

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

All those guys talking about Banks clearly haven't read @closetojumping update/prediction.

Or anyone inside the industry outside of Perroni.

[golfclap 6,903]

20 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Is Erb considered an OT prospect? 

Yes, and he's good he's a bit of a leaner/reacher so I don't know if he could play LT long term but with the 3 year rolling class and the guys they have, he seems like a good RT prospect to get locked up early. Fucking Henson has done a really good job going anti-cube and rebuilding that pile of pudding on their 2-deep. 

[Bevo14 8,303]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Kenyon Green is going to play Left Tackle this year.  That's basically someone new at every OL position this upcoming season.

 

Years of cube takes coming home to roost?

[Fud 9,551]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Kenyon Green is going to play Left Tackle this year.  That's basically someone new at every OL position this upcoming season.

I think the Tennessee transfer might be LT, and Green RT

[Elmer_Fudd 22,202]

Looch and those clowns on the 247 will spin it as "no big deal" and that Jimbo will get someone OOS, but with Daniels getting out of his NLI, they've only signed 2 Safety's the last 2 classes in Johnson and Gilbert, so missing on Anderson and Allen is a pretty big miss.

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

Looch and those clowns on the 247 will spin it as "no big deal" and that Jimbo will get someone OOS, but with Daniels getting out of his NLI, they've only signed 2 Safety's the last 2 classes in Johnson and Gilbert, so missing on Anderson and Allen is a pretty big miss.

They’ll just reply with “SEC IS A LINE OF SCRIMMAGE LEAGUE!!” and other hot takes from 2013.

[golfclap 6,903]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looch and those clowns on the 247 will spin it as "no big deal" and that Jimbo will get someone OOS, but with Daniels getting out of his NLI, they've only signed 2 Safety's the last 2 classes in Johnson and Gilbert, so missing on Anderson and Allen is a pretty big miss.

I could see Dreyden Norwood end up at S (with his 4.4 shuttle). I know they have several guys like him playing CB but Harmon and Chappell are both a move toward a more athletic and coverage capable CB. They appear to be fucked in 2022 in TX right now at S but Bobby Taylor is another guy that they are getting at CB that should be a FS. They have 15 S offers right now and I don't know if they are likely to sign any of them right now. May have to circle back around to LA or their NE stomping grounds to land a couple. 

[Machinator 32,099]

Looch is agitated.

 

[JackBurton 83]

I'm starting to think that Looch might actually not like the horns 🤔

[HtownHorn 14,663]

Lulz. Still one of last handful of colleges never to compete in a Final 4 for the Men Big 3 sports.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

A&M hasn’t won a national title in 82 years. And their last conference title was in 1998.  Was coincidentally the last time they played for a conference title.  
 

Just be glad of the three bowl game wins solely due to your opponent not having their best players 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

In other words, since Texags was founded in 1999, Texags has never seen A&M play in a conference title game. 

[Scholz 11,938]

Win something, Billy. Anything. Until then go sit in the corner.

[Ravishing Rick 1,129]

[Bevo14 8,303]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Looch is agitated.

 

Looch didn't deny they were a cult.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Maybe Reggie can talk about his time drinking purple syrup outside of nightclubs?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,177]

33 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Maybe Reggie can talk about his time drinking purple syrup outside of nightclubs?

And how he was so out of shape the fucking Bengals tossed him out the door. 

[Vertigo 20,276]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

Looch is agitated.

 

 

[Fud 9,551]

A&M supposedly got a silent last night. I think their leans are Humphrey, Marshall, Fair, and Sategna, but I don’t think Marshall is close to deciding. Maybe it’s someone else though 

[Okcool 786]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

A&M supposedly got a silent last night. I think their leans are Humphrey, Marshall, Fair, and Sategna, but I don’t think Marshall is close to deciding. Maybe it’s someone else though 

Wasn’t Thompson visiting yesterday or is that today?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,202]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

A&M supposedly got a silent last night. I think their leans are Humphrey, Marshall, Fair, and Sategna, but I don’t think Marshall is close to deciding. Maybe it’s someone else though 

Humphrey is committing soon I believe.

[Fud 9,551]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Humphrey is committing soon I believe.

That’d be my guess 

[Okcool 786]

37 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Humphrey is committing soon I believe.

Humphrey’s scheduled commitment is April Fools Day @1:00pm according to 247. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

Re: Humphrey

The next good football player out of clear lake will be the first.  The whole clear creek school district doesn’t produce shit for talent in athletics outside of girls volleyball. 

[Mr. Drummond 2,198]

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Re: Humphrey

The next good football player out of clear lake will be the first.  The whole clear creek school district doesn’t produce shit for talent in athletics outside of girls volleyball. 

Hey now, girls soccer is also pretty strong.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

On 2/26/2021 at 4:29 PM, Scholz said:

Win something, Billy. Anything. Until then go sit in the corner.

The little dogs usually bark the most

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,177]

23 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

Gibbs is the gift that keeps on giving. "We must have backed off or Jimbo has other priorities since he's leaning tee ewe

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Is their silent from yesterday Humphrey? Haven’t seen the usual crystal balls if perronI feels he knows something 

[Fud 9,551]

4 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Is their silent from yesterday Humphrey? Haven’t seen the usual crystal balls if perronI feels he knows something 

He’s my guess, but it could always be some rando out of state Elko special 

[Enchubben 5,510]

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

He’s my guess, but it could always be some rando out of state Elko special 

How dare you besmirch the #1 recruit in all of Rhode Island. Whoop!

[George Clooney 378]

I doubt it's Keon Sabb, but they're after him hard. Realistic Rutgers fans have already given up hope there, and it's notable that Elijah Robinson is leading that recruitment.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,202]

3 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

I doubt it's Keon Sabb, but they're after him hard. Realistic Rutgers fans have already given up hope there, and it's notable that Elijah Robinson is leading that recruitment.

So aggy thinks they can go into IMG and get a top 15 recruit nationally?

[George Clooney 378]

He's originally from South Jersey, so Robinson gives them a better chance. Recruits in Greater Philly/South Jersey absolutely love him.

[The Ghost of Hau Pham 41]

Re: Humphrey
The next good football player out of clear lake will be the first.  The whole clear creek school district doesn’t produce shit for talent in athletics outside of girls volleyball. 

Excuse me sir, Dustin Hopkins and the McKinney brothers (aggy, i know) would like a word. If you don’t think the McKinney brothers are good, just ask closetojumping.

[texifornia 56,862]

3 hours ago, George Clooney said:

He's originally from South Jersey, so Robinson gives them a better chance. Recruits in Greater Philly/South Jersey absolutely love him.

Philly-adjacent South Jersey is always a great spot to get the fuck out of.

[MuellerHorn 4,228]

13 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Re: Humphrey

The next good football player out of clear lake will be the first.  The whole clear creek school district doesn’t produce shit for talent in athletics outside of girls volleyball. 

Connor Atchley

[Enchubben 5,510]

2 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Connor Atchley

Look, I know Connor personally and  like him. But I meant what I said.

When your entire list of examples from that district include Connor, Jay Buhner, Marcus Johnson and a bunch of volleyball/girls soccer players, you need to just give it up. 

[MuellerHorn 4,228]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Look, I know Connor personally and  like him. But I meant what I said.

When your entire list of examples from that district include Connor, Jay Buhner, Marcus Johnson and a bunch of volleyball/girls soccer players, you need to just give it up. 

Yeah, and not a good time span with all of those either. Very little production, overall. He’s just one I thought of. 

[texifornia 56,862]

Aristide and ratings sadz

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[texifornia 56,862]

Is Sark good?

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[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is Sark good?

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I like the last one.  Comparing Jimbo taking over internally from bobby Bowden with sark taking over for 0-12 ty willingham and then a usc team with 60 allowed scholarships. 

[HtownHorn 14,663]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I like the last one.  Comparing Jimbo taking over internally from bobby Bowden with sark taking over for 0-12 ty willingham and then a usc team with 60 allowed scholarships. 

Sarkisian also built both programs through recruiting into very good teams. Washington made the playoffs with his guys, USC won a Pac12 championship with his guys.

Jimbo is the opposite. He maintained a FSU dynasty before driving it into the ground. He's maintained aggy's decade long run of mediocrity, save for one Covid season, when he won 8 games against teams that barely won 37% of their games. Every bowl game Jimbo has won at aggy has been aided by the other teams' best offensive players not playing in the game.

He will never beat Saban and Bama, and will likely win 8-9 games next year breaking in a brand new OL and QB.

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[texifornia 56,862]

Edited February 28, 2021 by texifornia

[texifornia 56,862]

"This is such an Aggie thing to happen."

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[texifornia 56,862]

More sads

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[texifornia 56,862]

"Allen isn't a top target but whatever"

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