Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face

[Lonestar88 4585]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So LSU ran for only 63 yards on 27 attempts (2.3 avg) against Miss State.  Can we really expect aggy to do much better?

Yes. LSU’s running game is terrible. 49 yards rushing against UCLA, 84 yards against Central Michigan.

[Thiefery 4964]

3 hours ago, Ashley Schaeffer said:

Odom had his number that night to be fair.

Odom loves facing first year QBs

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

Finally starting to realize Dameyun Craig is useless.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231607

[HtownHorn 14468]

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Finally starting to realize Dameyun Craig is useless.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231607

They are also throwing Henson under the bus. The guy is easily their best offensive assistant.

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

25 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Finally starting to realize Dameyun Craig is useless.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231607

Surprised some on that board would know office space, let alone reference it. 
 

not surprised at other posters not knowing it. 
 

seems like something to austiny for them. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

On 8/25/2021 at 12:50 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Not predicting it will happen, but holy shit the planets are aligning perfectly for the biggest aggy collapse in decades.

[kevwun 15608]

I thought the same, but then I looked at their schedule.  There's a good chance they are going to end up with only 3 or 4 losses.

Edited September 26, 2021 by kevwun

[Johnny Sack 8397]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This was very strong from @RomaVicta:

”Calzada isn't very good, but he's strapped into old plane with its wings on fire. The canopy is welded shut and the control tower keeps screaming at him that he's an idiot.”

Ah.  That’s the good stuff.  

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

46 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I thought the same, but then I looked at their schedule.  There's a good chance they are going to end up with only 3 or 4 losses.

Yeah but they thought they were destined to playoff 

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

57 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I thought the same, but then I looked at their schedule.  There's a good chance they are going to end up with only 3 or 4 losses.

Just remember, week after Bama' is first true road game @ Missouri.

[Tex-19 2869]

56 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I thought the same, but then I looked at their schedule.  There's a good chance they are going to end up with only 3 or 4 losses.

3 is pretty much absolute minimum. That would be Bama plus only one of their other games. The other losable ones to me are @ LSU, Auburn, @ Ole Miss, maybe @ Mizzou. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

3 is pretty much absolute minimum. That would be Bama plus only one of their other games. The other losable ones to me are @ LSU, Auburn, @ Ole Miss, maybe @ Mizzou. 

This is where I'm at.  Still have another cupcake.  South Carolina is garbage, although they are good enough on DL to shutdown the run.  Pirate is unpredictable.  Usually good for an upset each year and they did beat NC State who just beat Clemson.  Close losses to Memphis and LSU.  I'll say a close, ugly aggy win because I think Arnett will will keep them in the game.  Maybe a 21-10 type aggy win??

Edited September 26, 2021 by Elmer_Fudd

[Bevo14 8272]

They will lose to Bama and Ole Miss. LSU is likely. The only really likely wins are Prairie View and South Carolina. Auburn, Mizzou, and Miss. State are tossups.  Probably looking at 6-6 or 7-5.

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

11 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They will lose to Bama and Ole Miss. LSU is likely. The only really likely wins are Prairie View and South Carolina. Auburn, Mizzou, and Miss. State are tossups.  Probably looking at 6-6 or 7-5.

That would put them in the Liberty or Texas Bowl against a Big 12 team.  Probably WVU/ISU/Baylor/OK State/KSU depending on how the order shakes out.  They'd probably have everyone that's eligible to opt out do so.

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

22 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

They will lose to Bama and Ole Miss. LSU is likely. The only really likely wins are Prairie View and South Carolina. Auburn, Mizzou, and Miss. State are tossups.  Probably looking at 6-6 or 7-5.

Just looked it up and Mississippi State is #8 in the country against the run.  Giving up only 71 yards a game with a 2.8 average.

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Is there something I’m missing with MS State? They look like shit. If Aggy loses to them it’ll be the worst loss of the Jimbo Era. I don’t see it. 

[Schulz2.0 28761]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is there something I’m missing with MS State? They look like shit. If Aggy loses to them it’ll be the worst loss of the Jimbo Era. I don’t see it. 

They can score and A&M's offense is shit?

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is there something I’m missing with MS State? They look like shit. If Aggy loses to them it’ll be the worst loss of the Jimbo Era. I don’t see it. 

Well considering they were minutes away from losing to Colorado I don't think a win against MS State is a guarantee.  Two TD's in two games against P5 teams.  And MS State D' is better than Colorado easily.

[Orange&White 5516]

Is the internet out in Canada again?

[Satoshi 129]

I keep calling him Carne Calzada and my Aggy friends hate it 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Well considering they were minutes away from losing to Colorado I don't think a win against MS State is a guarantee.  Two TD's in two games against P5 teams.  And MS State D' is better than Colorado easily.

So based on this logic, Aggy should lose to every SEC team on their schedule. Again I just don’t see it. 
 

I think they to Bama. Probably lose to Ole Miss. Should lose to LSU. Regardless, 4 losses is not what they were looking for in August. 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

3 is pretty much absolute minimum. That would be Bama plus only one of their other games. The other losable ones to me are @ LSU, Auburn, @ Ole Miss, maybe @ Mizzou. 

Mizzou just lost to bc.  So they are bad. But aggy is also bad. Just don’t know. 

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This is where I'm at.  Still have another cupcake.  South Carolina is garbage, although they are good enough on DL to shutdown the run.  Pirate is unpredictable.  Usually good for an upset each year and they did beat NC State who just beat Clemson.  Close losses to Memphis and LSU.  I'll say a close, ugly aggy win because I think Arnett will will keep them in the game.  Maybe a 21-10 type aggy win??

aggy is going to struggle to score 21 against any defense with a pulse, minus the MSU QB becoming a TO machine which so far he has not. MSU is only 7 points from being undefeated, so I think aggy will have their hands full. 

 

MSU ran 88 plays to LSU's 54. Jimbo going to have to hope his offense can convert some 3rd downs, so he can run the 40 second play clock down on every drive.

Edited September 27, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Butch Had Not 2940]

Never underestimate the ability of aggy opponents to step on their own dicks and lose. I've seen it over and over during the jimbo era. Like they suddenly get allergic to running their best RB and inexplicably try to pass on all three downs when up by 2. Shit like that keeps happening it feels like over the last three years. 

[kevwun 15608]

Yeah, that contributed to my estimate of 3 or 4 losses.  They have enough talent to get by a bunch of crappy teams even if their qb is terrible.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 hour ago, Satoshi said:

I keep calling him Carne Calzada and my Aggy friends hate it 

… then just call him Meat.

[Hank_Hill 18484]

I called him Stromboli at least 10 times last night with some ags 

[texasstrong12 4668]

1) aggy is not beating Alabama or Ole Miss on the road unless something crazy happens. Like a bunch of injuries to both those teams. There is no chance in hell aggys offense can score with either of these teams. 

2) I don't think LSU is good but I definitely think they're better than aggy and will be favorites in Baton Rouge. 

3) Miss State is scoring 25 almost every game and I'm not sure aggy can score that many points against anybody with a pulse. Flip a coin. I wouldn't be surprised if aggy wins this and wouldn't be surprised if they lose. 

4) South Carolina, Auburn and Missouri aren't good but would anybody be shocked if aggy loses one of these? All 3 of these teams are better than Colorado.  

I see 2 to 4 more losses. 3 seems like the safe bet. 8-4 with this schedule would be an absolute joke for what they're paying Jimbo. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

This thread is the same-same but different version of the Show Me a Loss conversation.

[texifornia 56479]

This one deserves to be in this thread:

[Burt Macklin 18989]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This one deserves to be in this thread:

Oh man, I really want to read coyote1995’s attempt to justify Jimbo’s QB recruiting. 
 

One of the things that cracks me up is how inconsistent the types of QBs Hs recruits are. Some are pure runners, some are more dual threats and some our strictly pocket passers. There’s no consistent thread with any of them other than most guys had major off-field red flags and got kicked out. 
 

He seems to lean more dual threat even though he views the QB running the ball as a failure of his offense. It’s quite entertaining to witness. 

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

Wiegman choosing baseball would be a hilarious cherry on top of their roller coaster sunday.

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wiegman choosing baseball would be a hilarious cherry on top of their roller coaster sunday.

Weigman is an early enrollee. I think he'll still get drafted, but enrolling early/ not playing baseball as a senior is a good way to throw cold water on MLB GM's. 

https://theeagle.com/sports/college/aggiesports/football/texas-a-m-football-and-baseball-commit-conner-weigman-to-enroll-early/article_37c28434-fe20-11eb-a5f8-bba39dee96ff.html.

Edited September 27, 2021 by billfromlaketravis

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Weigman is an early enrollee. I think he'll still get drafted, but enrolling early/ not playing baseball as a senior is a good way to throw cold water on MLB GM's. 

https://gigemgazette.com/2021/08/17/texas-am-football-3-implications-weigmans-early-enrollment/#:~:text=Weigman made the announcement that,in the spring of 2022.

Hey buddy, let us enjoy hypothetical situations that would create hypothetical monsoon of tears.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Hey buddy, let us enjoy hypothetical situations that would create hypothetical monsoon of tears.

I mean it was reported just today that Sarkisian is looking for a second QB in the 2022 class. Flipping Weigman fits that bill since we're doing hypotheticals.

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

I mean it was reported just today that Sarkisian is looking for a second QB in the 2022 class. Flipping Weigman fits that bill since we're doing hypotheticals.

 

That would create a Noah's ark level flooding of tears from them.

 

 

Hypothetically what if Wiegman is the super secret recruit that Sarkisian text and that Perkins text about A&M.

Edited September 27, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Does anybody have the TexAgs Radio podcast from today? 

[WinningIsHard 4016]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This one deserves to be in this thread:

What gets me in my feels is all these injuries that you just can't plan for, which are a sign that TU obviously paid god to hate jimbo, doesn't explain to me how that pile of shit lucci claimed they were ready to seize the SEC from bama. A couple injuries for bama and they beat aggy 56-6, no injuries for bama and they beat aggy 63-0. How can he keep coming up with this crazy shit year after year, its unbelievable even for a pile of shit like lucc. 

[bizzle 1138]

1. barry odom is awesome. really fun defense to watch.

2. i was at the game, and while jimbo needs to be punched in the crotch for some of his decision making, there were guys open and more of a pocket than it appeared. i'm not sure i've seen a quarterback at this level in a long time look so completely fucking scared / incompetent / hopeless as calzada did saturday. incredible management of the qb room there.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

3 minutes ago, bizzle said:

1. barry odom is awesome. really fun defense to watch.

2. i was at the game, and while jimbo needs to be punched in the crotch for some of his decision making, there were guys open and more of a pocket than it appeared. i'm not sure i've seen a quarterback at this level in a long time look so completely fucking scared / incompetent / hopeless as calzada did saturday. incredible management of the qb room there.

 

Welcome back to the country 

[Cairn Horn88 8162]

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Weigman is an early enrollee. I think he'll still get drafted, but enrolling early/ not playing baseball as a senior is a good way to throw cold water on MLB GM's. 

https://theeagle.com/sports/college/aggiesports/football/texas-a-m-football-and-baseball-commit-conner-weigman-to-enroll-early/article_37c28434-fe20-11eb-a5f8-bba39dee96ff.html.

[NoName 16286]

16 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

MSU ran 88 plays to LSU's 54. Jimbo going to have to hope his offense can convert some 3rd downs, so he can run the 40 second play clock down on every drive.

their TOP in the 2nd half vs Arky

• 3 plays, 2:00
• 3 plays, 1:16 - TD
• 5 plays, 3:09
• 2 plays, 0:45 - INT
• 3 plays, 1:35
• 4 plays, 1:19 - Downs

vs Arkansas

• 5 plays, 1:56
• 3 plays, 1:57
• 7 plays, 3:59
• 5 plays, 2:58
• 9 plays, 3:21 - FG
• 6 plays, 3:47
• 7 plays, 1:56 end of game

Edited September 27, 2021 by NoName

[NOOBSDUDE 583]

I’ll just keep posting this on every aggy thread and ask what the fuck was the cfb world thinking.


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[Cairn Horn88 8162]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

their TOP in the 2nd half vs Arky

• 3 plays, 2:00
• 3 plays, 1:16 - TD
• 5 plays, 3:09
• 2 plays, 0:45 - INT
• 3 plays, 1:35
• 4 plays, 1:19 - Downs

vs Arkansas

• 5 plays, 1:56
• 3 plays, 1:57
• 7 plays, 3:59
• 5 plays, 2:58
• 9 plays, 3:21 - FG
• 6 plays, 3:47
• 7 plays, 1:56 end of game

Is that bad?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

The best play of the game for A&M was the borderline late hit on Jefferson that injured him.  They were lucky not to be down 24-0 at half and lucky he was hurt and ineffective in the second half.

[UncleSonny 6524]

On 8/25/2021 at 8:00 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

Zach Calzada's improvement level has been pretty phenomenal, and he's probably one of the five most-improved players on the team.

From Looch right after King was named the starter. Phenomenal improvement! He must have been literally pissing and shitting himself before. 
 

On 8/25/2021 at 8:00 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

Calzada still has three years of eligibility after this season. I don't think the word "transfer" is in his vocabulary, and he's one play away from being the starting quarterback in the SEC West for a top-ten football team. 

Lol

[Orange&White 5516]

37 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I don't think the word "transfer" is in his vocabulary, and he's one play away from being the starting quarterback in the SEC West for a top-ten football team. 

 

Billy, you can pick one, or the other, but not both.

[SydneyCarton 47836]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

The best play of the game for A&M was the borderline late hit on Jefferson that injured him.  They were lucky not to be down 24-0 at half and lucky he was hurt and ineffective in the second half.

IT still irritates me. Arky should have easily been up 20-3 at the half, they should have kicked the fucking field goal. That 4th down effort deep in aTm territory was fucking stupid. 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Looch sounds pessimistic about Aggy's chances against Mississippi State. I'm mildly shocked. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

IT still irritates me. Arky should have easily been up 20-3 at the half, they should have kicked the fucking field goal. That 4th down effort deep in aTm territory was fucking stupid. 

You've got a 6'2" 250 pound tank at QB - who has been running over Defensive Linemen for weeks - and on 4th and 1 you have him hand it to a 200 pound running back who dances behind the line just long enough to get his ass tackled for a loss.  Fucking infuriating.