Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Ask Hank's son. Apparently, they are pretty tight.

And we all know the type of poster hank is. 

[Napoleon 8600]

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I’ll field this one for for our pal in Vancouver. What he’s saying is that the expectations from the aggy hype machine in regards to the defense are so contrary to the actual results on the field that his brain can’t process two such diametrically opposed concepts. Like someone trying to be a pacifist while also being pro-rape. So as a result, he’s implying there’s something we don’t know or understand happening behind the scenes causing such a seismic incongruity. Like an unreported covid outbreak. Or faeries. 
 

Whatever the mysterious reason, I’d bet good money he won’t settle on “culture issues” as the cause. He’ll almost certainly stick with faeries over Jumbo Fisher Culture Rot. 

IN SUMMARY:

From the outside, you can’t understand the bigger problem, and from the inside, you can’t explain it.

🙄

RottenCult.com website certifies the aggie football incompetence as-

“100% Fresh”

[NoName 16291]

28 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I bet it's the cancer known as Tunmise.. he was a bad friend, and even worser teammate apparently

has he played at all this year?

[Tex Pete 20168]

Tumise is the consummate aggy football player. He's like a fatter, same speed Leon O'Neal.

[bizzle 1138]

two of the most entertaining things about college football to me are 1: the age of the humans involved (18-21 year old males are by and large idiots, and getting all of them moving in somewhat the same direction is a fascinating leadership exercise) and 2: the vast turnover from year to year, making every season more or less a new adventure in structure, dna, etc. unless you're saban's machine.

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020. say whatever you will about the opponents, but we simply bludgeoned people to death and imparted our will as a football team in a way i had not seen a&m do in over 20 years - and even then, it was on defense, not all the way around. i had assumed that was now part of the dna, but perhaps not, and that's what makes these things such a fun year to year proposition.

as far as the dropoff at qb, as someone that has now seen king in person twice, and calzada twice, it aint close. king wasn't winning the heisman this year but you could see the vision, decisiveness and comfort growing by the series. i truly don't trust calzada to point out the mike without shitting himself. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1058]

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I’ll field this one for for our pal in Vancouver. What he’s saying is that the expectations from the aggy hype machine in regards to the defense are so contrary to the actual results on the field that his brain can’t process two such diametrically opposed concepts. Like someone trying to be a pacifist while also being pro-rape. So as a result, he’s implying there’s something we don’t know or understand happening behind the scenes causing such a seismic incongruity. Like an unreported covid outbreak. Or faeries. 
 

Whatever the mysterious reason, I’d bet good money he won’t settle on “culture issues” as the cause. He’ll almost certainly stick with faeries over Jumbo Fisher Culture Rot. 

those fae folk are mutherfuckers.

[Thiefery 4965]

31 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Ask Hank's son. Apparently, they are pretty tight.

he did @Harvdog son the worst.. and for that Tunmise was dropped from the surly defensive target board

[Teamdirtyleg 1058]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

 king wasn't winning the heisman this year but you could see the vision, decisiveness and comfort growing by the series. i truly don't trust calzada to point out the mike without shitting himself. 

They cannot help themselves. Even when otherwise being seemingly reasonable. 

Edited September 28, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

[Bevo 13525]

29 minutes ago, bizzle said:

 king wasn't winning the heisman this year but you could see the vision, decisiveness and comfort growing by the series.

There's still a chance.

[Tex Pete 20168]

31 minutes ago, bizzle said:

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020. say whatever you will about the opponents, but we simply bludgeoned people to death and imparted our will as a football team in a way i had not seen a&m do in over 20 years

Objective observers noted that you beat one decent team in 2020 and several that fired their coaches. Your bullishness was misguided.

[Revolution512 1480]

36 minutes ago, bizzle said:

two of the most entertaining things about college football to me are 1: the age of the humans involved (18-21 year old males are by and large idiots, and getting all of them moving in somewhat the same direction is a fascinating leadership exercise) and 2: the vast turnover from year to year, making every season more or less a new adventure in structure, dna, etc. unless you're saban's machine.

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020. say whatever you will about the opponents, but we simply bludgeoned people to death and imparted our will as a football team in a way i had not seen a&m do in over 20 years - and even then, it was on defense, not all the way around. i had assumed that was now part of the dna, but perhaps not, and that's what makes these things such a fun year to year proposition.

as far as the dropoff at qb, as someone that has now seen king in person twice, and calzada twice, it aint close. king wasn't winning the heisman this year but you could see the vision, decisiveness and comfort growing by the series. i truly don't trust calzada to point out the mike without shitting himself. 

Holy shit, bludgeoned people? This is a hall of shame post for realz

[texifornia 56489]

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Holy shit, bludgeoned people? This is a hall of shame post for realz

Their defense really did. Most of those teams were various shades of dysfunctional, but you're kidding yourself if you think that defense didn't look really good for most of the season.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Holy shit, bludgeoned people? This is a hall of shame post for realz

Sit it next to  ‘War Daddies’.  

[Revolution512 1480]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Their defense really did. Most of those teams were various shades of dysfunctional, but you're kidding yourself if you think that defense didn't look really good for most of the season.

That’s a lot of words to say beat the teams they should’ve. 

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

23 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I think my favorite part of all of this is the unquestioned agreement that the dude who threw three interceptions vs. Kent State would have solved all of their problems.

 

2 hours ago, bizzle said:

gonna go with probably not. the dropoff from king to whatever the fuck we're currently doing at qb is rather large, and i was flat wrong about the defense. i expected an ugly grind-it-out offense, but the lack of physicality from the defensive front 7 is shocking, and a sign of something weird behind the scenes. 

Lmao

[Burt Macklin 18996]

44 minutes ago, bizzle said:

 

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020. say whatever you will about the opponents, but we simply bludgeoned people to death and imparted our will as a football team in a way i had not seen a&m do in over 20 years - and even then, it was on defense, not all the way around. i had assumed that was now part of the dna, but perhaps not, and that's what makes these things such a fun year to year proposition.

 

Your team was 34th in defensive FEI last year. lol Y’all just played a bunch of shitty teams. 
 

Texas was 13th in FEI and we fired our HC for sucking. Y’all were 17th in FEI, lost your starting QB and 4 OL and convinced yourselves you’d be a juggernaut this year. Never change, aggy. 

Edited September 28, 2021 by Burt Macklin

[Tex Pete 20168]

1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

 

Lmao

There's a reason those few who disagree with the hive mind are the "2%ers."

[kevwun 15624]

I listened to an aggie rave about King's arm strength for 5 minutes after the Kent St. game.

[Radical Larry 28528]

[kevwun 15624]

A friend's dad.  Nice enough guy, but completely delusional.

[Scholz 11933]

54 minutes ago, bizzle said:

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020...

...say whatever you will about the opponents

Not to pile on but it's like you answer yourself yet you won't take your own reasoning.

And for real, you didn't think a green QB and two true FR on the O freaking line was going to set you back?  You guys can convince yourselves of anything.

[Hank Scorpio 17721]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And we all know the type of poster hank is. 

Say it to my face motherfucker

[ClubWhatever 12087]

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Say it to my face motherfucker

it to my face motherfucker

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

two of the most entertaining things about college football to me are 1: the age of the humans involved (18-21 year old males are by and large idiots, and getting all of them moving in somewhat the same direction is a fascinating leadership exercise) and 2: the vast turnover from year to year, making every season more or less a new adventure in structure, dna, etc. unless you're saban's machine.

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020. say whatever you will about the opponents, but we simply bludgeoned people to death and imparted our will as a football team in a way i had not seen a&m do in over 20 years - and even then, it was on defense, not all the way around. i had assumed that was now part of the dna, but perhaps not, and that's what makes these things such a fun year to year proposition.

as far as the dropoff at qb, as someone that has now seen king in person twice, and calzada twice, it aint close. king wasn't winning the heisman this year but you could see the vision, decisiveness and comfort growing by the series. i truly don't trust calzada to point out the mike without shitting himself. 

Did you not see NC with all their talent sitting out take you into the 4th quarter of your bowl game? 

[blacklab 11845]

The talent sat out because they didn't want to play them.

[Wiler77 1556]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

i truly don't trust calzada to point out the mike without shitting himself. 

I hear there's a plan in place to address that.  It mostly involves grown adults that haven't played football in 25 years and haven't coached anyone past the age of 12. Oh, and BBQ.

[Hank Scorpio 17721]

ATM is basically a big 10 team like Penn St or Michigan. They’re going to have a good defense and run a basic offense that does not scheme advantages and relies on the players to make something happen. 

[Hank Scorpio 17721]

Also will someone post the Lucci Q&A or article or whatever he wrote after the Arkansas loss. I have to assume it is amazing. 

[Tree Fidy 1196]

51 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Your team was 34th in defensive FEI last year. lol Y’all just played a bunch of shitty teams. 
 

Texas was 13th in FEI and we fired our HC for sucking. Y’all were 17th in FEI, lost your starting QB and 4 OL and convinced yourselves you’d be a juggernaut this year. Never change, aggy. 

I think it is safe to say that we are about to find out if Canada is now hooked up to the Interwebs.

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

Perkins angst

 

[Orange&White 5516]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

two of the most entertaining things about college football to me are 1: the age of the humans involved (18-21 year old males are by and large idiots, and getting all of them moving in somewhat the same direction is a fascinating leadership exercise) and 2: the vast turnover from year to year, making every season more or less a new adventure in structure, dna, etc. unless you're saban's machine.

much of my bullishness on this year was watching us in very real time become a team you did not want to play in 2020. say whatever you will about the opponents, but we simply bludgeoned people to death and imparted our will as a football team in a way i had not seen a&m do in over 20 years - and even then, it was on defense, not all the way around. i had assumed that was now part of the dna, but perhaps not, and that's what makes these things such a fun year to year proposition.

as far as the dropoff at qb, as someone that has now seen king in person twice, and calzada twice, it aint close. king wasn't winning the heisman this year but you could see the vision, decisiveness and comfort growing by the series. i truly don't trust calzada to point out the mike without shitting himself. 

My favorite part is that literally their entire fanbase thought this exact same way. Not a single iota of self awareness among the entire lot of them.

[Scholz 11933]

12 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

My favorite part is that literally their entire fanbase thought this exact same way. Not a single iota of self awareness among the entire lot of them.

They all dress the same too.

[Bevo14 8274]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

There's still a chance.

[Getafix 28410]

 

 

Hattersley - early visitor list when the Pirate visits next week.

Texas A&M has a couple of big recruiting weekends coming up, beginning with its Oct. 2 clash against Mississippi State.

Not only will quite a few commits be in town, the Aggies are also expected to host multiple five-star targets and others. GigEm247 will continue to update this list throughout the week but here is an early look at who could be on campus this weekend.

• 2022 Five-star Bridgeland QB Conner Weigman- Texas A&M commit
• 2022 Five-star Lakeland (Fla.) DL Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy
• 2022 Five-star Imhotep edge Enai White
• 2022 Five-star Cy-Park LB Harold Perkins (Deciding between visiting A&M or LSU)
• 2022 Clear Springs WR Noah Thomas- Texas A&M commit
• 2022 Four-star  Katy DB Bobby Taylor- Texas A&M commit
• 2022 Four-star Pilot Point LB Ish Harris- Texas A&M commit
• 2022 Four-star Haslet Eaton OT Hunter Erb- Texas A&M commit 
• 2022 Four-star Dickinson TE Donovan Green- Texas A&M commit
• 2022 Four-star Katy edge Malick Sylla- Texas A&M commit
• 2023 Smithson Valley OT Colton Thomasson- Texas A&M commit
• 2023 Wakeland OT Connor Stroh

 

Edited September 28, 2021 by Getafix
Aaarrrghh!!!

[Vertigo 20265]

Leave it to the pirate to hang 40 on them this weekend.

[Wishbone 4731]

28 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Leave it to the pirate to hang 40 on them this weekend.

This would be lucrative return of aggy tear house money after last weekend.

[Deej 76546]

32 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Leave it to the pirate to hang 40 on them this weekend.

Stop, I can only get so erect. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

Bear Alexander visiting UGA this weekend.  Move to IMG already helping the Dawgs.

What happens if aggy doesn't get any of these 5* DL when they said they were getting all of them?  I mean, they all said they passed on Bledsoe, Bryant, ect because they are getting all the 5*'s.

[Deej 76546]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear Alexander visiting UGA this weekend.  Move to IMG already helping the Dawgs.

What happens if aggy doesn't get any of these 5* DL when they said they were getting all of them?  I mean, they all said they passed on Bledsoe, Bryant, ect because they are getting all the 5*'s.

[texifornia 56489]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear Alexander visiting UGA this weekend.  Move to IMG already helping the Dawgs.

What happens if aggy doesn't get any of these 5* DL when they said they were getting all of them?  I mean, they all said they passed on Bledsoe, Bryant, ect because they are getting all the 5*'s.

The Dylan Moses/Baron Browning/Dontavius Jackson LB year all over again.

[texashorn13 227]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Please please please let him take some game snaps.  If that happens, fast track that decent on the roller coaster rails.  Stowers can run (or at least could before his acl) but has quite possibly the worst throwing motion I've ever seen.  As a QB I'd say he's easily worse than Calzada.  His only saving grace would be his "possible" ability to run.

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear Alexander visiting UGA this weekend.  Move to IMG already helping the Dawgs.

What happens if aggy doesn't get any of these 5* DL when they said they were getting all of them?  I mean, they all said they passed on Bledsoe, Bryant, ect because they are getting all the 5*'s.

Obviously they’d just take our guys away from us using a dash of real recruiting   

[Johnny Sack 8397]

5 hours ago, texashorn13 said:

Please please please let him take some game snaps.  If that happens, fast track that decent on the roller coaster rails.  Stowers can run (or at least could before his acl) but has quite possibly the worst throwing motion I've ever seen.  As a QB I'd say he's easily worse than Calzada.  His only saving grace would be his "possible" ability to run.

They’d be better off with Stowers.  Just run him and those backs all game. Throw short occasionally to the backs and TEs.  Their offense would be better than the current one that scores about a TD a game against P5 teams.  

[Leanderman 2267]

I would chit my pants if dumbo brings back the wishbone

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

Confirmed Perkins skipping aggy to go to LSU this weekend

Edited September 29, 2021 by Longhornfrenzy

[westexhorn 2006]

41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Confirmed Perkins skipping aggy to go to LSU this weekend

is the screen shot loading for anyone else?

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

Just now, westexhorn said:

is the screen shot loading for anyone else?

No

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

Perroni says an aggy commit is taking an OV somewhere else.  I think it's the Georgia kid??

[Thiefery 4965]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perroni says an aggy commit is taking an OV somewhere else.  I think it's the Georgia kid??

[golfclap 6903]

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perroni says an aggy commit is taking an OV somewhere else.  I think it's the Georgia kid??

yep. Deyon Bouie is taking an OV to UGA. 

https://247sports.com/player/deyon-bouie-46056593/