Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face

[IDIOTsavant 8,437]

18 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

BSEE '04 from UT. I can't imagine spending 4 years in Baton Rouge. Sounds like torture

BSEE? It was going to be torture wherever you were, sir. The time commitment alone made the location funtionally irrelevant.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

14 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

BSEE? It was going to be torture wherever you were, sir. The time commitment alone made the location funtionally irrelevant.

Lots of time spend in ENS (rip) aka the men's locker room

[bizzle 1,138]

On 9/28/2021 at 3:09 PM, Scholz said:

They all dress the same too.

all the other shit said in this thread is fine, but this is the offensive part. 

and i was on the precursor to these boards the week after arkansas state, you're not getting rid of me that easily. 

[SydneyCarton 47,847]

59 minutes ago, bizzle said:

all the other shit said in this thread is fine, but this is the offensive part. 

and i was on the precursor to these boards the week after arkansas state, you're not getting rid of me that easily. 

aTm losing one more unexpected game will cause you to disappear on your own because of “internet issues” until spring ball, though. 

[Wishbone 4,731]

20 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Have you ever met a Baton Rouge to Houston transplant that wasn't thankful as hell? I haven't.

I first read this as transient. Either way it’s a no.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,104]

So does the Georgia kid flip back to UGA today?

Edited October 2, 2021 by Elmer_Fudd

[IDIOTsavant 8,437]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So does the Georgia kid flip back to UGA today?

He’s not sure. He’ll have to check.

[RGBIII 22,798]

Just gonna leave this here 

[WinningIsHard 4,016]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Just gonna leave this here 

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

Aggy tears

Edited October 3, 2021 by Sgt Hulk

[Leanderman 2,267]

I hear a roller coaster climbing higher and higher.

[Bevo 13,525]

Ha, ha

[texifornia 56,489]

 

[victory88 5,654]

38 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I hear a roller coaster climbing higher and higher.

Buddy, they’re diving down!  Bama is going to do unspeakable things to them.  And that then so will Auburn and LSU.  They will be last in the West.  And now that they can’t sell being the “premier” SEC team in Texas, they have nothing to sell except bags of money.  Here come more Jersey recruits!!

[Dr. Teeth 5,830]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Just gonna leave this here 

Crazy women need that text back. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,104]

That locker room has to be about to explode right?  With the likes of Leon, Demas, ect.??  When do those OOS mercenaries start portaling out?

[HtownHorn 14,468]

Should they start counting wins to bowl eligibility? 

[Mason Ramsey 3,371]

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Buddy, they’re diving down!  Bama is going to do unspeakable things to them.  And that then so will Auburn and LSU.  They will be last in the West.  And now that they can’t sell being the “premier” SEC team in Texas, they have nothing to sell except bags of money.  Here come more Jersey recruits!!

As @THUJONE says, the coaster is right on schedule

 

[HtownHorn 14,468]

C'mon Mr. Anderson. Come home where you can take over the Cook role.

[Big Woodrows 4,195]

 

[victory88 5,654]

The best part is that Jimbo hasn’t even started throwing the administration, coaches, and players under the bus yet!  It’s going to get ugly when he does to them what he did to FSU.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,104]

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Should they start counting wins to bowl eligibility? 

The Colorado game will probably save them.  South Carolina is trash and Missouri stinks plus Prairie View (lulz) probably gets them six wins to the Liberty Bowl against Tech.  They ain't beating Ole Miss, Bama', and @ LSU.  Auburn will eek out a win IMO.

[Goodman 3,273]

Rusti must be a mole, Sark quip has them rattled. Great call.

[HtownHorn 14,468]

1 minute ago, Goodman said:

Rusti must be a mole, Sark quip has them rattled. Great call.

link

[Bruh Man 3,160]

I'm glad to say I was dead wrong about them this year. 

[Chopper 17,153]

From the maroon & white game to October, per usual.

 

[Goodman 3,273]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

link

I do not recommend. Post game bcs radio. https://radio.securenetsystems.net/cirruscontent/ZONE1150

[BurntOrange&White 39,621]

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I'm glad to say I was dead wrong about them this year. 

You’re such a pussy even when you’re not trying to be. Jesus Christ man

[Elmer_Fudd 22,104]

Why yes, I do think they will.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3234300

[RGBIII 22,798]

Much needed roller coaster update 

[Chopper 17,153]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Colorado game will probably save them.  South Carolina is trash and Missouri stinks plus Prairie View (lulz) probably gets them six wins to the Liberty Bowl against Tech.  They ain't beating Ole Miss, Bama', and @ LSU.  Auburn will eek out a win IMO.

They play zoo on the road so you may be a little too optimistic about aggy's future.

[Big Woodrows 4,195]

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

This steaming pile of shit ain't beating Mizzou, or anyone else but Prarire View.  

[Genghis 637]

AggieOO

In reply to FDT 1999 • 9:47p

 

 

Bag said:

I have a strange feeling that the bama game will be much closer than people are thinking

FDT 1999 said:

Bartender, I'll have what he's having.

He might be right. I think we lose by 60, but maybe it'll only be 59.

[WBT 20,415]

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

They play zoo on the road so you may be a little too optimistic about aggy's future.

And Mizzou gave up 62 at home to Tennessee today.  It will be a cripple fight but aggy should win.

[Chopper 17,153]

 

[Sal 1,088]

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Much needed roller coaster update 

 

33 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

 

[Chopper 17,153]

I'll keep this one in mind for when I want one last amusing thought before drifting off to sleep tonight.

 

[texifornia 56,489]

53 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

Sounds like they're on the precipice!

[Elmer_Fudd 22,104]

Weigman should come to his senses and go the MLB/baseball way.

[Junior Bonner 6,227]

This aged well… 

 

Edited October 3, 2021 by Junior Bonner

[MuellerHorn 4,193]

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

The best part is that Jimbo hasn’t even started throwing the administration, coaches, and players under the bus yet!  It’s going to get ugly when he does to them what he did to FSU.

And because aggy gave him the most ludicrous contract in the history of sports, they won't be able to do a damn thing about it. 

[futureman 22,414]

wasn’t sure where to post it but just wanted to say that on the safety to seal the game it was bryce foster that missed his block. and it was embarrassingly bad.

I know he’s a freshman. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

3 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

As @THUJONE says, the coaster is right on schedule

 

We love you, @THUJONE. You fucking masterpiece making motherfucker 

[justhookit 4,178]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Colorado game will probably save them.  South Carolina is trash and Missouri stinks plus Prairie View (lulz) probably gets them six wins to the Liberty Bowl against Tech.  They ain't beating Ole Miss, Bama', and @ LSU.  Auburn will eek out a win IMO.

This. If you watched that  Colorado game aggy should be 2-3 right now and staring in the face of a 6-6 record. They still might be looking at that kind of season. We have our faults too, but they are a bad football team. I’d give them 10 points right now and feel really good about my bet. And TexAgs is hysterical reading right now.

[Mdhorn 5,911]

4 hours ago, victory88 said:

The best part is that Jimbo hasn’t even started throwing the administration, coaches, and players under the bus yet!  It’s going to get ugly when he does to them what he did to FSU.

Poo flinging monkeys Karen and Jimbo will both throw collie station under the bus.  Karen won't be able to handle the negativity much longer before she unloads first.  The real tale of the tape will be the tremendous positivity surrounding the program this week going into their game with Bama.  The sullen game day atmosphere should sell recruits, never mind the bellowing smoke.  Who's going to buy in to this shit?  There's no new clown smell anymore.  

[Mdhorn 5,911]

9 minutes ago, justhookit said:

This. If you watched that  Colorado game aggy should be 2-3 right now and staring in the face of a 6-6 record. They still might be looking at that kind of season. We have our faults too, but they are a bad football team. I’d give them 10 points right now and feel really good about my bet. And TexAgs is hysterical reading right now.

Jimbo is pointing to the defense to turn this season around.  Totally ignores the putrid offense that is keeping the defense on the field.  If only the defense could score more, they could turn this season around.   

[Junior Bonner 6,227]

Hot Take gone cold… 

[texifornia 56,489]

4 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Poo flinging monkeys Karen and Jimbo will both throw collie station under the bus.  Karen won't be able to handle the negativity much longer before she unloads first.  The real tale of the tape will be the tremendous positivity surrounding the program this week going into their game with Bama.  The sullen game day atmosphere should sell recruits, never mind the bellowing smoke.  Who's going to buy in to this shit?  There's no new clown smell anymore.  

She's already moved all the blame onto Zach Calzada, a college sophomore, being too high and mean-spirited to run Jimbo's plays. Not sure where she goes from there, morally.