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I am not sure if we need a meta thread for ice cream or Blue Bell Ice Cream, but holy crap Blue Bell Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough ice cream is DA BOMB! I just went through about a quart of it.  Sheesh. 

 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

so is it chocolate PB ice cream with cookie dough?  or vanilla ice cream with choco PB cookie dough?

 

It is milk chocolate ice cream combined with peanut butter cookie dough (what you would make peanut butter cookies with) and milk chocolate chunks. I didn't even know that I needed this combination in my life, but it's as if I've taken the read pill, am staying in wonderland, and seeing how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I went to the HEB because I knew something. What I knew I can't explain, but I felt it. I've felt it my entire life, that there's something wrong with the ice cream choices.  I didn't know what it was, but it was there, like a splinter in my mind, driving me mad. It is this ice cream.  I was a slave. Like everyone else I was born into bondage. Into a prison that I cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for my mind. Now I see a world without prisons or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.


 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

It is milk chocolate ice cream combined with peanut butter cookie dough (what you would make peanut butter cookies with) and milk chocolate chunks. I didn't even know that I needed this combination in my life, but it's as if I've taken the read pill, am staying in wonderland, and seeing how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I went to the HEB because I knew something. What I knew I can't explain, but I felt it. I've felt it my entire life, that there's something wrong with the ice cream choices.  I didn't know what it was, but it was there, like a splinter in my mind, driving me mad. It is this ice cream.  I was a slave. Like everyone else I was born into bondage. Into a prison that I cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for my mind. Now I see a world without prisons or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.


 

You have a brilliant mind or maybe palate.

Posted
4 hours ago, RPM said:

Aggy makes BB. They kill people and there's no accountability. FUCK BLUE BELL.

This.

I bought into the BB propaganda.  Then they started killing people, and their shitty manufacturing practices came to light.  As did their aggydom.  As did their shitty ingredients.

F Blue Bell.

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6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

It is milk chocolate ice cream combined with peanut butter cookie dough (what you would make peanut butter cookies with) and milk chocolate chunks. I didn't even know that I needed this combination in my life, but it's as if I've taken the read pill, am staying in wonderland, and seeing how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I went to the HEB because I knew something. What I knew I can't explain, but I felt it. I've felt it my entire life, that there's something wrong with the ice cream choices.  I didn't know what it was, but it was there, like a splinter in my mind, driving me mad. It is this ice cream.  I was a slave. Like everyone else I was born into bondage. Into a prison that I cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for my mind. Now I see a world without prisons or controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.


 

It sounds like you have listeria.

 

 

edit: hopefully HEB will come out with their listeria-free version soon.

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i will smother my naked self with that listeria laced goodness, and do so gladly.

Blue Bell is gloriously fine ice cream.  and the rest of you Yankee ice cream lovin' mothafuckas need to deal with that.

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Posted
10 hours ago, elfenix said:

Just so long as they're not making listeria flavored ice cream any more

It's the listeria that makes it great!!!  Haven't tried the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough yet, but the folks & nephew say it's great

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

I bought into the BB propaganda.  Then they started killing people, and their shitty manufacturing practices came to light.  As did their aggydom.  As did their shitty ingredients.

F Blue Bell.

Yep this ^

It's okay ice cream but it would have to be 100 times better for me to overlook all of the above.

If a restaurant in town was shut down for giving customers food poisoning, you can bet your ass I'd never go back there again once they reopened.  Especially if it was run by aggys.  Don't give a fuck how good the food was.  Fuck.  That.  Shit.

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Hey, you got listeria in my peanut butter chocolate ice cream! 

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No, you got peanut butter chocolate ice cream in my listeria! 

GFY Bluebell

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Fuck Blue Bell. Their decision to kill people with listeria caused me to branch out to other ice cream brands, only to realize Blue Bell is really nothing special. I'll never go back to that aggy-run petri dish ice cream.

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Screw all of you cowardly bastards.  Your inability to handle a little listeria scare just means more for me. And I say that gratefully. 

Screw you bastards supporting aggy business practices. Your inability to see that they got away with murder is the issue. Cutting corners with product safety for more profit is inexcusable.

 

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no boycotting here.  read this thread and then bought some last night.  would smash again.  it's kinda meh until you get the peanut butter dough bites.  They should just go ahead and add the mini reeses cups in there too.

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I don’t care about the death factor. It’s just shitty high water content ice cream that makes you feel like a lard ass when you house a pint in < 5 minutes because of said high water content. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

no boycotting here.  read this thread and then bought some last night.  would smash again.  it's kinda meh until you get the peanut butter dough bites.  They should just go ahead and add the mini reeses cups in there too.

Truth. It's pretty good, but I was expecting them to have those mini peanut butter cups in there as well.

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On ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 2:05 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:

It is milk chocolate ice cream combined with peanut butter cookie dough (what you would make peanut butter cookies with) 

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Posted
9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I really want to try this but my hatred for an aggy business killing people and doing nothing about it outweighs that.

My thoughts exactly. I want to try some of their new flavors but refuse to support aggy murderers. 

Greedy bastards! They should have been sued and or fined into bankruptcy.

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I am wallowing in glorious aggy listeria at the moment.  It's outstanding with whipped cream.
Why use whipped cream when aggy has jizz jars lying around?
Posted
9 hours ago, Grumpy Camel said:

For those on the F Blue Bell train, what do you buy now?

HEB creamy creations or Tillamook, I've enjoyed both. I think I like Tillamook better, but I seem to only be able to get it at Kroger and rarely shop there.

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Tillamook is great.  Their Marionberry Pie ice cream is outstanding.  I don't know where to get it around here, though.  We always get some when we're visiting WA.

 

Around here, HEB Creamy Creations or Adams.

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