Famous DOB's getting outed

[Parliament 14247]

Here's a twist:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571757/Melrose-Place-star-Jamie-Luner-sued-250million-sexual-battery.html

Jamie Luner is being sued for $250million by the man who has accused the Melrose Place star of giving him meth and performing oral sex on him when he was just 16.

Anthony Oliver claims that he met Luner, who was 26 at the time, during a party at her house in 1998. He is suing her for emotional distress and sexual battery. 

 

[bschoolprof 6252]

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He claims Luner called him 'adorable' and gave him a Jack and Coke. He said they talked for three hours before going into her room. That's when Luner pulled out a small bag of crystal meth and told him 'it's going to make you real horny', Oliver said. Oliver declined and asked for two Tylenol pills instead, which he claims were laced with crystal meth. He said he then began to feel sexually aroused. He claims Luner then performed oral sex on him . . . 

I came

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. . . before putting his penis in the mouth of the male makeup artist. 

Goddammit.  

[Armybrat 40824]

Oh the hummernity!

[Leeroy Jenkins 2402]

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Oliver alleges he had sex with Luner multiple times, and that at one point she told him 'come bend me over the couch and ram me'. 

 

Ok

[woohorn 1131]

Sounds terrible. Shoulda asked for tree fiddy.

[huge 3793]

[F250 28764]

4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

I came

Goddammit.  

That part of the story takes the experience from "OMG this is awesome!" to "WTF?" really fast.

 

[Amobie 58]

I find it very hard to imagine someone with a degree in Spiritual Psychology from the University of Santa Monica would do such a thing.

[LonghornD 49]

He was 16 at the time? $250 million for a minute's worth of work. At 16, I was only getting $4.25 an hour at McDonald's...with no happy ending.

[Post Oak 20208]

Where were these Melrose Place stars when i was in school

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Time to show my age & ignorance...

What does DOB stand for?

[TwiceHorn 31440]

Dirty ol bastard. Although I think ODB is more appropriate. Or OFN. 

[Uncle Nate 2097]

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Dirty ol bastard. Although I think ODB is more appropriate. Or OFN. 

I should have known that.  That's how I self-identify.

['stache 21798]

Definitely some meth in those eyes. I live in Oklahoma so I know these things.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

One of my college exes could be her twin. Red hair, green eyes, great in the sack but batshit crazy.

[Beau Vine 54208]

You know who's crazy?  Women.

You know who's crazier?  Red-headed women.

[atomheartbevo 89629]

There are more than a few 16 year olds in the '90s who would have let the male makeup artist blow them if they thought Jamie Luner would tell them "bend me over the couch and ram me'".

[Parliament 14247]

Yeah if I had a nickel for every time I fell for that trick...

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

The horrrrrror...... ohhhhh the horr-rerrrrrrrr

[demos 3002]

I have almost no sympathy for this dude (aside from her sticking his dick in another guy’s mouth, but still you got to fuck her).

 

[Amobie 58]

26 minutes ago, demos said:

I have almost no sympathy for this dude (aside from her sticking his dick in another guy’s mouth, but still you got to fuck her).

 

So you are bi?  

[thunderlounge 7815]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You know who's crazy?  Women.

You know who's crazier?  Red-headed women.

Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...

 

hair dressers.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...

 

hair dressers.

Nurses

Waitresses

relevant to this point, Actresses

[3adays 454]

Apartment leasing chicks 

[Parliament 14247]

20 hours ago, 'stache said:

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...

 

hair dressers.

Your mom.

[JohnnyShotgun 34]

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

Apartment leasing chicks 

True dat. My wife has a friend in San Diego who is hot as hell and fucks potential tenants when she shows them apartments. Wife says this chick has been crazy since high school. When we go visit SD, I always ask my wife if her friend can come out with us and she say no way in hell is she inviting her out with us. Can't blame a guy for trying.

[demos 3002]

So you are bi?  

To fuck Jamie Luner when I was 16, i’d certainly consider it.

[3adays 454]

Yes, you’re bi. 

[demos 3002]

And had sex with Luner. Not suing though.

[Amobie 58]

33 minutes ago, demos said:

To fuck Jamie Luner when I was 16, i’d certainly consider it.

bi-curious then.. not that there's anything wrong with that... 

[Tommy El Gato 10]

3 hours ago, JohnnyShotgun said:

My wife has a friend in San Diego who is hot as hell and fucks potential tenants when she shows them apartments. 

Name of apartments?

[formermav43 4606]

18 hours ago, demos said:

I have almost no sympathy for this dude (aside from her sticking his dick in another guy’s mouth, but still you got to fuck her).

 

Yeah, being drugged and sexually assaulted by multiple people is awesome, bruh.

[Underdog 28584]

13 hours ago, JohnnyShotgun said:

True dat. My wife has a friend in San Diego who is hot as hell and fucks potential tenants when she shows them apartments. Wife says this chick has been crazy since high school. When we go visit SD, I always ask my wife if her friend can come out with us and she say no way in hell is she inviting her out with us. Can't blame a guy for trying.

Believe there's several Porn channels on the 'net with this scenario.  

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

There are more than a few 16 year olds in the '90s who would have let the male makeup artist blow them if they thought Jamie Luner would tell them "bend me over the couch and ram me'".

[demos 3002]

Yeah, being drugged and sexually assaulted by multiple people is awesome, bruh.

Don’t be so surly.

[RDCanecutter 26398]

On 4/3/2018 at 12:06 PM, LonghornD said:

At 16, I was only getting $4.25 an hour at McDonald's...with no happy ending.

Yeah, sure. Bet you were splettering Special Sauce on the Big Macs like a lil spider monkey.

[wood 11225]

On 4/3/2018 at 12:31 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Dirty ol bastard. Although I think ODB is more appropriate. Or OFN. 

Yes, I do believe ODB is the preferred nomenclature.