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  On 8/7/2019 at 11:34 PM, smwhorn said:
http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts
The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.


LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.
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I mean, she does kinda look like Olivia Wilde’s methed out little sister.  Maybe wood.  After cleansing.  Can’t be having all them currency germs up in there.   

Posted
  On 8/7/2019 at 11:34 PM, smwhorn said:

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

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Rolland to correctional officer: So that's where I left my money.

roll-of-one-dollar-bills-us-in-rubber-ba

 

Correctional officer: That's a whole lot of ones.

 

Said the lion to the tiger: That's one big pussy.

 

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  On 8/8/2019 at 2:24 AM, Trey3216 said:
I mean, she does kinda look like Olivia Wilde’s methed out little sister.  Maybe wood.  After cleansing.  Can’t be having all them currency germs up in there.   


They did say it was a clear plastic bag, so you’ve got that going for you.

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