Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nvm, Army golden knights jumping into stadium

Boringgggg.  Give them the compressed air hot dog gun so they can rain nitrate filled hell fire from above. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted

I love how they emphasize that Bama lost both of their games on the last play of the game.... while ignoring that they also won 2 other games on the effective last play of the game this year. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Let Bevo give the pregame speech. He'll walk in.  Stare at everybody. Somebody conjure up DKR "We're ready". And walk out.  

Horns by 50

*Players run out*

*They've been transformed from longhorns by Ricky and Earl into hideous nightmare fuel man/horn hybrids*

Screenshot_20221112-091738.png

  • Like 6
Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

That was in the Shoe. We lost on the return game in 06 with Baby Colt. Was Mizzou in 08 not a top 5 team?

Edited by mdmost
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

Yes!  Same season that Vercrent Yourng won the Thighsman trophy and we beat the California School for the Mentally Unwell for the NCAA pickle ball championship. 

Edited by hookemATL
Posted
29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That was in the Shoe. We lost on the return game in 06 with Baby Colt. Was Mizzou in 08 not a top 5 team?

No. They were ranked ~11. They lost to Oklahoma State the week before.

Posted
26 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Were you 8 when that game was played?

I mistook an away game for a home game that was close to twenty years ago...   I also couldn’t tell you what I ate for breakfast yesterday.  🤷🏻‍♂️

Posted
Pollack doesn't trust Texas. Just like he doesn't trust himself alone in a room full of fatty foods. 

I mean, he is right based on everything the body work to this point.

That said, if I’m Sark, I’m playing a clip of that in a locker room. Simple message: This was broadcast on national TV from our own campus. What are we going to do about it?
  • Like 2
Posted

I mean, he is right based on everything the body work to this point.

That said, if I’m Sark, I’m playing a clip of that in a locker room. Simple message: This was broadcast on national TV from our own campus. What are we going to do about it?

Trust your QB against a 9 man front, celebrate, prep for Baylor.
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
Is this what you saw?
The layered sleeves are kind of weird.
Buttons are old school.  But yeah, it's nice.
image.png.d5dc84fb6fb46960f6e11710b0a2610f.png
 

I think he was talking about the ones the lady horns were rocking earlier in the show?
  • Hook 'Em 2

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...