ESPN GAME DAY

[Pancho 45330]

[HornOnTheBayou 8966]

What the fuck is a *checks notes* a "Dude Perfect"? 

[bborange 10151]

[mdmost 43112]

How are they going to have those 5 dildos picking the games and it not take 30 minutes?

Edited Wednesday at 11:11 PM by mdmost

[Reynolds Woodcock 4836]

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

[F250 28903]

Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

My son's used to watch their content when they were in middle school about 10 years ago. They do extreme trick shots on YouTube. I wasn't aware that they were still around until today.

[DoobieWah 1469]

If you've ever seen an Astros game, you've seen dude perfect doing frozen yogurt commercials. 

I think that's what they were advertising. I mostly tune that shit out. 

[billfromlaketravis 11566]

2 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Add 5 guys to an already crowded panel of 6. Are they going to sit bleachers style? 

[WBT 20722]

McConaughey, Jordan Spieth, Glenn Powell, Scottie Scheffler vs Johnny Hate Crime and a bunch of dorks from a Smoothie King commercial.

If they brought Manzeil back this week he might very well pick us.

[Macanudo 13030]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

How are they going to have those 5 dildos picking the games and it not take 30 minutes?

And dozens of retakes.  

[billfromlaketravis 11566]

54 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And dozens of retakes.  

Yeah I hope they try a trick shot field goal with Pat and fail miserably.

[mdleast 8380]

Whooop, Perfect!!

[TrashMaster G 17668]

3 hours ago, F250 said:

My son's used to watch their content when they were in middle school about 10 years ago. They do extreme trick shots on YouTube. I wasn't aware that they were still around until today.

*sons

[F250 28903]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

*sons

[Valmy77 13333]

5 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

My 12 year old son watches their stuff.

My 14 year old son finds them "cringe".

So seems perfect for A&M.

[TornACL 7738]

Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right?  This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

[Pimphand 6010]

19 hours ago, TornACL said:

Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right?  This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

Just need Oz the Mentalist to come help them need 1 take and watch Weigman go full blown comatose.

 

Edited Friday at 12:40 AM by Pimphand

[WBT 20722]

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

[Longboard Horn 40642]

OMG aggy has female cheerleaders?

[Halohal 506]

Cringe worthy 

[Fondren & Main 6754]

Desmond is like “get me the hell outta here”

[Reynolds Woodcock 4836]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

lol I thought the exact same thing. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3314]

Aggoids eating up Pats over-the-top impression of them is pretty funny

[Bevo&Pevo 5305]

I'm not much of a Pat fan, but a national TV audience troll is outstanding.

[Pancho 45330]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

 

His comment about them preparing people for war and then creating a song “not about defeating the nazis, not about defeating al Qaeda but about defeating Texas university” was good. How they couldn’t see he was making fun of them was hilarious.

[Longboard Horn 40642]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

His comment about them preparing people for war and then creating a song “not about defeating the nazis, not about defeating al Qaeda but about defeating Texas university” was good. How they couldn’t see he was making fun of them was hilarious.

Because they're a bunch of goobs!

[InkaUtexas 26281]

Because aggy.

And of course they hide the milkmen and bring out the female cheerleaders.

[pops 7018]

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

[Aqua Buddha 14647]

Did the milkmen just come out in red sweaters?  

They have female cheerleaders?  Honestly, had no idea....

[Jive Turkey 12699]

“Arrogance meets insecurity.  Contempt meets condescension.  Pettiness meets jealousy.  Discipline versus keeping it weird. It’s a clash of cultures.”

 

Edited 10 hours ago by Jive Turkey

[Aqua Buddha 14647]

Trolling:

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5305]

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

OMG aggy has female cheerleaders?

 

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Because aggy.

And of course they hide the milkmen and bring out the female cheerleaders.

 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Did the milkmen just come out in red sweaters?  

They have female cheerleaders?  Honestly, had no idea....

It is AI generated.  Remember in the last Mission Impossible when Gabriel was on the escalator in the airport and his image briefly pixelated?  Before the broadcast is over, the girl cheerleader will turn into milkman and the world will know.  OK, so it isn't AI, but ESPN can't help themselves, milkmen will get their few minutes of "fame"?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18609]

I can’t imagine what they had to do to make all those aggies wear orange Home Depot gear. The A&M athletic department wouldn’t even let whataburger throw out promotional orange basketballs to the crowd at their basketball games. And basketballs are, you know, orange. 

[Biff Tannen 45761]

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trolling:

 

Dude I’m honestly not sure. He seems like he would fit right in with those goobers. 

[DFW Horn 6406]

24 minutes ago, pops said:

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

aggy has a dance team now, at least for basketball games.

[RPM 26384]

He's Principal P.C. of course he would fit right in.

[WBT 20722]

Anyone catch the sign about the mo bamba song?  Their quest to make that song a fighting texas aggy tradition Is really something.  A song about a UT basketball player that is played in every stadium in the country.

[Pimphand 6010]

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trolling:

 

This is his schtick. He got the LSU fans to say suck that tiger dick bitch twice a couple of weeks ago.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10373]

Saban clap on proposal...🤣

[Lat22 4051]

She already has a daughter? 

[RPM 26384]

Sad there's no thujone signs. Kids these days...

[Steamboat1874 4143]

I hope we are collecting our license fees for those maroon foam Hook’em horns.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3314]

7 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

She already has a daughter? 

Guy looked like a cuck so that checks out

[Evil Bill Obrien 3314]

OH NO they broke the canon lol

[Tex Pete 20628]

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude I’m honestly not sure. He seems like he would fit right in with those goobers. 

He’s mocking them because they’re weird as fuck. Obsessed doesn’t even begin to describe them. 

[BrazilHorn 6648]

Hah. Nice cannon fire dipshits

[Halohal 506]

Choke 

[RPM 26384]

[The Ace of Aces 5208]

McAfee is the epitome of aggy. He’s not trolling. He would be a perfect fit to be aggy program ambassador. 

[ChickenNuggets 1659]

embarrassing... lol... glad they aren't real army, we'd be screwed.