The Challenge War of the Worlds 2

[joeycovers 391]

Someone modify this please.. looks like teams are back

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqPe7pZudEA

[spystud13 2371]

Why oh why must we be subjected to Cara again? 

[joeycovers 391]

USA team is loaded

[Goo Punch 4275]

reports that the episodes will each be 90 minutes long this season. 

[hobbes2702 13028]

Don’t like teams but the lineup looks stacked 

[trza-hawk 269]

subtle and understated trailer i am amazed that i had never heard of this show before

[Goo Punch 4275]

 

 

[Go Pokes 979]

This shouldn't suck

TEAM USA

Ashley Mitchell - I couldn't dislike her more 
Cara Maria Sorbello - Oops.  Forgot about Cara.  I take back what I said about Ashley
Faith Stowers
Johnny “Bananas” Devenanzio - I guess he and Morgan didn't make it
Jordan Wiseley - Recently got engaged to Tori Deal
Josh Martinez - 
Kam Williams
Laurel Stucky - I don't like her but I'm glad she's back  
Leroy Garrett -  first one out as usual?  
Nany Gonzalez - just here for the dick
Paulie Calafiore  
Tori Deal
Wes Bergmann - please let him humiliate Bananas again
Zach Nichols - where's Jenna?

 

The Lavender Losers and TYB seem extremely poorly represented.  Hmmm.  No Shane, Amanda, or Hunter?  Works for me.   Davonne missing as well.  Figures since I was just starting to like her a little.  

[TommyGufano 6021]

Jordan and Paulie are either going to hate eachothers' guts (like 98% probability) or be best friends ever

[Goo Punch 4275]

apparently Davonne is never coming back because of her keeping it too real on the podcasts she takes part in, leading to her beefing w producers and saying she won't return.

[Goo Punch 4275]

6 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Jordan and Paulie are either going to hate eachothers' guts (like 98% probability) or be best friends ever

does Paulie have a single friend on the Challenge besides Cara? I dunno if you guys keep up with any if his social media stuff at all, but i see it get posted to reddit from time to time and Paulie is a weird, strange, immature, sexually perverted guy who runs a lot of people the wrong way. i don't see Jordan (or anyone else) becoming buds with him. he's just so fucking weird, and i don't mean that in no nice or endearing way. 

[spystud13 2371]

For some reason I was almost positive Paulie wasn’t American. Not sure where I got that from. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

he's from Jersey, like a lot of the trash on BB.

[spystud13 2371]

Yeah, think since I never watched BB & hadn’t heard of him, just assumed he was from across the pond somewhere. 

[spystud13 2371]

Check out the difference when you scroll to the second pic. 

 

[UTPhil2006 3801]

Bananas and Morgan are still together.

[Angry Gorilla 1766]

Is that Jenny dude on Team US or UK?

[Go Pokes 979]

Pretty sure he’s British.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Did Kyle stop doing roids, catch mono, or what? he looks crazy thin compared to last season.

 

[TommyGufano 6021]

56 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Did Kyle stop doing roids, catch mono, or what? he looks crazy thin compared to last season.

 

I don't think he looks as different as you're suggesting, but I'm sure it's just body dysmorphia manifesting itself in a new way

[Goo Punch 4275]

starts tomorrow. 

also, i just saw on reddit that Theo apparently fucking lost his right eye (yes, lost his eye) in a champagne bottle cork accident. apparently he split his eye in half and had to have two surgeries on it but according to reddit (so take it with a grain of salt) his right eye is done. that fucking sucks if true.

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

starts tomorrow. 

also, i just saw on reddit that Theo apparently fucking lost his right eye (yes, lost his eye) in a champagne bottle cork accident. apparently he split his eye in half and had to have two surgeries on it but according to reddit (so take it with a grain of salt) his right eye is done. that fucking sucks if true.

 

 

[Goo Punch 4275]

damn. that sucks. i imagine his depth perception is going to suck for quite awhile. gonna want to wait awhile before running any hurdling events for sure. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

I can't remember where I used to find illegal uploads the night of/morning after.   Any help?

[hobbes2702 13028]

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

Damn that sucks about Theo. I’m in for the premiere tonight. 

[spystud13 2371]

Goddamn, CT is fucking massive. 

 

Cannot believe someone didn’t get seriously injured by one of those poles. 

[spystud13 2371]

Holy shit, that Tribunal was fucking awesome. They murdered that poor kid. 

[spystud13 2371]

The editors did a badass job with tonight’s soundtrack too. 

[4th&Five 41506]

The average age of the US team has to be 7+ years older. 

[spystud13 2371]

I want average weight. 

 

And seriously, what gender is/was that Jenny? 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

This gun be a gud season! Later Sean, we’ll never see you again.

[spystud13 2371]

Johnny’s advice to him was funny. 

[utxmike05 1828]

Lol CT dad bod beast. Love this show. Going to be a lot of drama w these rules.  The whole switching allegiance is only way to keep it fair. USA would have rolled the brits as the teams are now. 

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

11 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Holy shit, that Tribunal was fucking awesome. They murdered that poor kid. 

They sure did lol

Love the new 1.5 hour episodes this season. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Didn’t realize this started last night. I’ll have to watch when I get home. 

[spystud13 2371]

Problem with the 90-minute episodes is all the incessant fucking talking we have to listen to now. 

[spystud13 2371]

That was a pretty worthless episode. Faith leaving made the Americans even stronger. 

[Angry Gorilla 1766]

It was nice not seeing them give any airtime to contestants deciding to leave.

 

TJ:  Zahida left

<half second cut shot to a crying Zahida>

Zahida:  My grandmother passed away

<back to TJ>

TJ:  Today's challenge will be....

 

 

TJ:  Faith is gone

<half second cut shot to Faith slamming the door>

<back to TJ>

TJ:  Today's challenge will be....

[Go Pokes 979]

So Faith probably ended her Challenge career over someone waking her up?  Excellent decision.  

[spystud13 2371]

We thank her for that though. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Rumors are there was a whole lot more to that story. Bear, Theo, and Kyle were supposedly in her face calling her a “slag” and really laying it into her.

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

not that I am an advocate in any way, but I am really surprised with the metoo movement that MTV invited Bear back, he is the most obvious misogynist The Challenge has had since at least Evan/Kenny and maybe ever.

I get that they want drama but at least from the episodes we have seen him on, he refuses to listen to or speak to any of the women on the show who he isnt trying to sleep with. 

That honestly isnt a good look for the show. 

but then again, Im a male chauvinist and I would like to see most of the ladies in the challenge outfits all the time, so its not like I am speaking from an ivory tower. 

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

according to this US Weekly article, it sounds like she got pissed because she didnt think Laurel and others had her back.

It does say that Bear apologized, and Bananas and others begged her to stay, but she said fuck it and left.   so yeah, doubtful she returns ever. 

[spystud13 2371]

If you quit, you ain’t coming back. She was a zero anyway. 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Jordan and Zach are just as horrible to women as Bear is. How hilarious was it when Jordan was yelling at Laurel to shut up and listen and she’s all “...uh yeah, I just said that was a good idea.”

[4th&Five 41506]

Jordan seems like he’s regressed back to his RW days. 

[Angry Gorilla 1766]

Jordan always sucked, he was just likable when he was able to go head to head with Bananas when Bananas was in his prime and running the whole show.  Now that Bananas is well past his prime and they are on the same team, he isn't nearly as entertaining.

[utxmike05 1828]

Damn I love me some Tori.  Something about her...and her IG is top of my watchlist except when Jordan appears. 

 

Tonight’s ep was wild...I can’t stand hearing Josh talk. He is partially deaf?  Sounds like Andre the Giant (rip). Never seen a dude that jumps to conclusions and assumptions like a girl the way Josh does. 

 

I keep hoping CT throws himself in proving grounds so he can win and then go to USA. 

[spystud13 2371]

Tori really does look better than ever. 

I just want to sit in on one meeting with the crazy fucks that think up these challenges like the hamster wheel. 

Georgia saying Wes needed to call his wife to deactivate his twitter & sell their house was greatness.