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[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

Bronx Doctors Say Man Discovered With ‘Exceedingly Rare’ Condition, His Penis Is Turning Into Bone

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NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Doctors in the Bronx say they encountered one of the rarest medical mysteries they’ve come across – a man’s penis was literally turning to bone.

According to a team of physicians from Lincoln Medical and Mental Health Center, a 63-year-old man suffered a fall onto the pavement and went to the hospital complaining of knee pain.

“He was walking on the side walk with his cane when he fell onto his buttocks. Shortly thereafter, he started to have a left knee pain,” the doctors reported in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.

To see the x-ray pictures click here

Doctors did an x-ray on the 63-year-old’s pelvis to make sure he hadn’t hurt his hip as well and that’s when the stunning discovery was made.

“An extensive, plaque-like calcification along the expected distribution of the penis was evident.”

The Bronx doctors say the unidentified man was likely suffering from an “exceedingly rare” case of ossification, or the abnormal formation of bone.

“Penile ossification remains a relatively rare condition being mentioned in very few journals,” the Bronx doctors said.

There are reportedly less than 40 published cases of a man’s penis turning to bone in this way.

Unfortunately, the staff at Lincoln Medical could not examine the man’s pelvic paralysis further. The 63-year-old reportedly decided to leave the hospital against the advice of medics and a follow-up lab exam could not be done.

For now, a medical mystery is still walking around New York.

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[jimmyjazz 46352]

At first I thought his ossified wang was bruising his knee, which, when you think about it, is pretty impressive.

[ABSR 5327]

I believe if the boner lasts more than 4 months you are suppose to see a doctor.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

8 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I believe if the boner lasts more than 4 months you are suppose to see a doctor.

i'm taking my doc to dinner as a way of saying thanks if that happens to me...

Edited August 12, 2019 by Kyrie Eleison

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34 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

badass...

Freudian slip?

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Congrats for not having a rhyming thread title.  

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Hey boner

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[Onboard 2.0 9083]

 

wtf ???

Edited August 13, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

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Narrator: "It wasn't a cane he was walking with." 

Edited August 13, 2019 by Anastasis

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Unfortunately, the staff at Lincoln Medical could not examine the man’s pelvic paralysis further. The 63-year-old reportedly decided to leave the hospital against the advice of medics and a follow-up lab exam could not be done.

Went to cancel his Viagra subscription.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

He just.....up...and left?  Without paying?  You mean to say he......stiffed them?

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